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5: so the world is ending in like 2 days ://

klaus: that is so sad,,,,,, vanya play despacito

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Allison + Acknowledging how they treated Vanya as kids and trying to fix it

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Klaus: Ben’s away so I’m going to cut off all the sleeves of my shirts.

Diego: Why? Klaus: He’s like 85% of my impulse control

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Girls don’t want flowers and chocolate.

Girls want a season two of the Umbrella Academy in which Ben yells at Luthor, Allison, Five, Vanya and Diego for not caring about Klaus all these years and for ignoring that Klaus was/is kidnapped, dead, tortured, in the past, fighting in a war, depressed, etc.

Or maybe it’s just me who wants that

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Diego: grew up as a vigilante, expert knife thrower, was a cop for a while, is in peak physical condition, fights crime for fun

Also Diego: eats smiley face pancakes his mom makes him, faints at the sight of a needle, does the running man (after carefully closing the door so no one sees), stutters when he gets emotional, hangs up the personalized needlepoint his mom made him in his room as an adult man

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Nobody tells me shit. The truth is, I’m the one person in that house nobody will even notice is gone.

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🎶 “Children behave!” That’s what they say when we’re together! 🎶

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I’m just going to leave this here

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when Ellen came out, the backlash was so harsh that she didn’t work for three years. lesbians were man-hating dyke perverts, to be kept away from children and from the public eye, and she was treated like it. when she did get back into the industry, she struggled to come back as anything more than The Lesbian who had caused all that controversy. people hated her, and by proxy hated Oprah (and sent her racist threats and insults) for her role in Ellen’s coming out.

so it’s no wonder that when she got the chance Ellen took up a talk show that allowed her to build a reputation as a friendly, happy, and utterly harmless character. since coming out, she has steered almost explicitly away from politics, especially from focusing too much on being a lesbian. she is just a friendly, smiling, liberal-leaning and generous talk show host, almost apolitical and tiptoeing around controversy where her peers (Stephen Colbert, James Corden, Conan O’Brien, John Oliver, Trevor Noah, etc.) have been able to be explicitly political.

when the Ellen netflix special comes out, I think we’re gonna see Ellen be political, be controversial, be crass or snarky or daring in ways that break severely with what we think Ellen’s personality is. And frankly, I want us all to be so ready for it, because the woman has waited so long–has seen an entire generation come and go–just to be able to be an open, successful, controversial lesbian, and i want her to be loved for it

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listened to Bohemian Rhapsody today… i’m so very sorry

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If this post gets 100 notes I’ll recreate the entire song through memes

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OK so I’ll do my best to get this done soonish–it may be a week or two, but I’m doing it

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My masterpiece… is complete.

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op did not put in this much work for 160 notes

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@musicalsandtrees

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I don’t know who to tag… This is a fuckign masterpiece

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Disney Characters Reimagined As Pokemon Evolutions.

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SKINNY THE POOH

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Cursed

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!!!!!!!!! BREAKING NEWS !!!!!!!!!!

The Tennessee Supreme Court ruled former sex slave Cyntoia Brown MUST serve 51 years in prison before she is eligible for parole.

According to them:

“In today’s unanimous decision, the Tennessee Supreme Court explained that, under state law, a life sentence is a determinate sentence of 60 years,” the court wrote. “However, the sixty-year sentence can be reduced by up to 15 percent, or 9 years, by earning various sentence credits (good behavior. & getting involved in prison based education programs while incarcerated) Therefore, the Supreme Court concluded that a defendant serving a life sentence for a first-degree murder committed on or after July 1, 1995, may be eligible for release after serving at least 51 years of the sentence.“

For those of you who haven’t yet caught up to this story:

Cyntoia Brown was a 16 yr old girl, who at the time of the incident was living in a room at a Nashville InTown Suites with Allen (the man who propositioned her for sex) because her pimp and boyfriend Garion McGlothen, nick-named “Kut Throat,” insisted that she needed to earn money.

Kut Throat abused her physically and sexually throughout the approximately three week period in which she lived with him.

After Allen took her to his house, he showed Cyntoia multiple guns, including shotguns and rifles. Later in bed, as she described in court, he grabbed her violently by the genitals, his demeanor became threatening and, fearing for her life, she took a gun out of her purse and shot him.

IF YOU WANT TO HELP:

You can sign this petition

Call Governor Bill Haslam (615)-741-2001. she has a Clemency hearing May 23rd. DEMAND JUSTICE!!

#StayWoke

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The parole board split on whether Cyntoia should be granted clemency. /BillHaslam can still grant her clemency before he leaves in January. You can reach him at: phone #: (615) 741-2001; e-mail: [email protected]