[cybergata]

Sandra Dee Lutheran

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LITTLE GIRL CAME UP TO MY DOOR DRESSED AS A SHARK & I GAVE HER M&MS AND SHE SAID “THANK YOU I LOVE YOU” & HER MOM SAID “YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO SAY HAPPY HALLOWEEN” & THE LITTLE GIRL SAID “SHE GAVE ME NEMNEMS. I LOVE HER”

[piipstachio]

Dance! Dance! DANCE!!!

[whitepeopletwitter]

[agrownwomansromance-deactivated]

[baapi-makwa]

@otahkoapisiakii

[otahkoapisiakii]

I can’t quite place my finger on the name for the feeling this conveys, but it is an extremely Big Mood

[glitter6ug-deactivated20190325]

[pepoline13]

Cat’s noses

[sunnymeddows]

[lubricates]

this just made my day

[dunsparce]

Oh fuck, vibe check

[toastbutteregg]

[otohimeheart]

hello police i would like to report my cats legs missing

[otohimeheart]

she had them the whole time!! the fiend!!

[feministism]

[pinkhairedposts]

find your birth year and that is the percentage of your life that the U.S has been at war

[alexandrieelise]

Don't you love it when one of your dream gets shattered? Because me too.

[showerthoughtspost]

If aliens ever discover Earth we’d probably be the Florida of planets.

[flowerinaflame]

[beedablogs]

naughty goats get the noodle horns

[hallucin8]

be sure to pee after sex so you don’t get an hdmi

[scienceampersandfantasy]

[neurodivergent-crow]

THIS IS WHAT I MEAN WHEN I SAY TREES ARE COOL

[whattawitchh]

You ever just wunna……. drop everything and go live in a tiny village??? Where you only have to worry about collecting eggs or tending to the garden??

[metalcrushers-blog]

when u try to tell ur parents about a problem but they end up yelling at u