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"My great hope is to laugh as much as I cry, to get my work done, to try to love somebody, and to have the courage to accept the love in return."

[alexapls-blog]

I'm at a sleepover so I won't be on till tomorrow :~(

[lexhi]

Oh, good one! It almost sounded like you were joking.

[alexapls-blog]

You're terrible.

[lexhi]

Is that a yes?

[alexapls-blog]

No.

[lexhi]

It’s actually very depressing now that I know it wasn’t me. I won’t fuck you up, babe, but I will fuck you if you want. 

[alexapls-blog]

[lexhi]

That was a stink bomb? I thought I just farted!

[alexapls-blog]

I'm glad I was able to give you that moment -- you must have been impressed with yourself. So you're not going to fuck me up then?

[zoepce-deactivated20141018]

What’s up, kids? Yeah, it’s me, the girl who took a picture of you and your boyfriend or girlfriend kissing in the hallway for the yearbook, or the one who put a camera in your face when a stranger helped you up when you fell down the stairs for the hope of humanity. If that doesn’t ring a bell, I’m Hanna. No H.

[alexapls-blog]

So you're on the yearbook committee then? I was meaning to ask if you'd be able to replace my school portrait with a photo of Beyonce.

[lexhi]

When someone wants to fuck with you, fuck ‘em up. And that has been weekly words of the wise by Zac Mace. 

[alexapls-blog]

Oh, shit. Guess I shouldn't have planted that stink bomb in your room...

[amstcrdamarchived]

You were in the top three, don’t get me wrong, now you’re at the top.

[alexapls-blog]

You better pick up your game, Spencer. You're not quite at my top yet.

[islaowens-deactivated20141109]

That’s great, vacations are meant for laziness. I’m impressed, you have so many hidden flirt talents. 

[alexapls-blog]

If I'm going to take over the world one day, I need to be charismatic. I'll give you a country if you stay on my good side.

[lizzyftw]

Oh wow.

[alexapls-blog]

You're in love with me now, right?

[islaowens-deactivated20141109]

Just great, I’m in love with this weather. What about you? And since when have you been this smooth?

[alexapls-blog]

I've been so lazy, I've actually exceeded my own expectations. And I've always been this smooth -- it just took me a long time to rustle up the courage.

[amstcrdamarchived]

I think you just made it to the top of my favorites list.

[alexapls-blog]

You mean I wasn't there already?

[nikolaistfu-deactivated20140825]

Excuse me? I didn’t think my ass was your business.

[alexapls-blog]

Sorry, Nikolai -- that's what happens when you sit in sugar. You get a pretty sweet ass.

[islaowens-deactivated20141109]

You’ve won my heart. 

[alexapls-blog]

April! How are the Bahamas treating ya? And now that I've got your heart, can I also have a kiss? I promise I'll give it back.

[alexapls-blog]

Excuse me for interrupting and I'm not trying to make a pass, but you must be leaving the country if you're packing that much ass.

[amstcrdamarchived]

Thought it’d be a good idea to go on an adventure by myself around this place, but it turns out I got lost.

[alexapls-blog]

C'mon, Spencer. Getting lost is part of the adventure. Did you find anything cool?

[okjennings]

Is that right? Because it’s also scientifically proven that people work better when they’re working together. Imagine the kind of masterpiece we could come up with if you and I worked together and without shirts or pants.

[alexapls-blog]

I think you're onto something, Jennings. Wow, we are so selfless. We're willing to sacrifice our privacy for the good of the community.