the elder carrow

Alex Carrow, 6th year, twin to Alice Carrow...

[titansdaughter]

[seraphine-rupert]

[rolls her eyes] Anyone who isn’t you is stupid in your eyes, Carrow. You’re hardly an objective observer.

[alexcarrow]

I give credit where it's due, I just choose to stay quiet about it. Don't want people thinking that I'm nice, now do we? 

[alexcarrow]

You annoy everyone.

[seraphine-rupert]

Some would disagree, darling.

[alexcarrow]

Then that some would be stupid. 

[seraphine-rupert]

I would never annoy anyone.

[alexcarrow]

You annoy everyone. 

[seraphine-rupert]

But you see, talking to your sister is not nearly as funny. She doesn’t get riled up.

[alexcarrow]

She would if you get her annoyed enough.

[seraphine-rupert]

Oh, wow, you hurt me. Deeply.

[alexcarrow]

Go bother my sister with your bullshit. 

[seraphine-rupert]

That’s a pretty lame response coming from you, darling. Better work on those.

[alexcarrow]

You're boring. I wouldn't waste good responses on you.

[seraphine-rupert]

You fuck off. You know, I’m really starting to think you’ve got an unhealthy obession with that boy. I mean, you’ve brought him up like ten times already. Got something to tell the world, darling? I know coming out is hard, but we’re all here for you.

[alexcarrow]

Ten times? You're hearing things again Rupert? Old age kicking in there? 

[seraphine-rupert]

[imitates his voice] “It’s common knowledge”. Do you even listen to yourself? Please. As if you were that much imporant. [shrugs] Doesn’t make it any less true.

[alexcarrow]

Oh fuck off, Rupert. Don't you have Greyson to go babysit?

[seraphine-rupert]

Did you now? Excuse me for not caring about your roots, Carrow. Merlin, you’re such a girl. 

[alexcarrow]

It's common knowledge that I didn't attend the first few years here. Fuck sake Rupert, your insults really are weak. A girl? Really? Such a pathetic insult. 

[seraphine-rupert]

I repeat, you could always go away. Then you wouldn’t have to endure us idiots. You do have this Durmstrang kind of vibe, I’ll admit that.

[alexcarrow]

I transferred here from Durmstrang you idiot. 

[seraphine-rupert]

It takes on to know one, huh Carrow?

[alexcarrow]

No, it takes being stuck with one in the same bloody common room. 

[seraphine-rupert]

Never said I was. I like people leaving me alone, but at least I’m not such a whiny little bitch.

[alexcarrow]

That's all you are. 

[alexcarrow]

Something might be easy to you but hard to other people. 

[rosiethered]

[Shrugs] Whatever. I don’t think so.

[alexcarrow]

Because you've never been in the other persons position. 

[roxiexweasley]

[looks up and stares at the paper for a second before rolling her eyes] It’s always a joke. What’s it saying this time?

[alexcarrow]

A load of bullshit as always

[rosiethered]

[Shrugs] They just don’t try hard enough.

[alexcarrow]

Something might be easy to you but hard to other people. 

[rosiethered]

That’s just something people say so that they don’t have to study.

[alexcarrow]

Have you not seen the state some of the people around here get into when it comes to exams?