Supergirls Sister

And damn proud of her

[jakascoo]

Kara: You have a crush on her.

Alex: WHAT?

Kara:

Alex: That’s not- I’m- I don’t just fall for anyone who’s nice to me!

[jakascoo]

Maggie: I’m going to tell you something, and I need you not to overreact.

Alex: When have I EVER overreacted?

[jakascoo]

Alex: Is struggling with a can.

Maggie: You need some help with that?

Alex: Yes, actually.

Alex: Hands Maggie the can.

Alex: Please?

Maggie: Sighs and takes the pringles out of the pringlecan.

Alex: Bless your little hands.

[jakascoo]

Alex: I failed the safety course today.

Maggie: Why? What happened?

Alex: Well, one of the questions was “In case of a fire what steps would you take?”

Maggie: And?

Alex: Well apparently, “FUCKING LARGE ONES” isn’t an acceptable answer.

[jakascoo]

Maggie : Have you ever tried honey?

Alex: Tried what?

Maggie : Honey.

Alex: Yes?

Maggie: 

[jakascoo]

Kara: Hello, Alex. Made anyone cry today?

Alex: Sadly, no. But it’s only 4:30.

[jakascoo]

Alex: Can I have some money for lunch?

Maggie: Yeah, how much?

Alex: $40.99 plus shipping?

[jakascoo]

Maggie: Alex, half the fun of having money is spending it on things you don’t need!

Alex: What’s the other half?

Maggie:

Maggie:

[jakascoo]

Kara: Alex’s in love with you. Also give me one of your hair ties.

Maggie: Wait-

Maggie: What was the first part?

Kara: Alex’s in love with you, now give me one of your hair ties.

[jakascoo]

Jimmy: Winn, how are you doing?

Winn: I’m living the dream!

Jimmy: Oh, that’s good.

Winn: Except, it’s not my dream. It’s a dream that Stephen King once had.

[jakascoo]

Alex: So, do you love him?

Kara: For the last time, Jason and I aren’t together!

Alex: I never mentioned his name.

Kara:

Alex: 😏

Kara: 😤

[jakascoo]

Kara: Thanks for not telling J'onn what happened.

Alex, dumbfounded: I wouldn’t even know where to begin trying to explain this.

[jakascoo]

Maggie: All things considered, it didn’t work out too badly.

Alex:

Maggie:

Alex: We saw ourselves die.

Maggie:

Alex: Twice!

[jakascoo]

Alex: I’m quick at math.

Kara: Ok. What’s 38 times 76?

Alex: 24.

Kara: That wasn’t even close.

Alex: But it was quick.

[jakascoo]

Maggie: Alex, No.

Alex: Read 20:45 ✓

[jakascoo]

Maggie: Do not antagonise the local law enforcement.

Alex: But it’s so much fun!

[jakascoo]

Jason: Do you want to play 20 Questions?

Kara: Sure!

Kara: What's your favorite color?

Jason, laser fucking focused: Triangle. Do you like men?