Kara: You have a crush on her.
Alex: WHAT?
Kara:
Alex: That’s not- I’m- I don’t just fall for anyone who’s nice to me!
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Kara: You have a crush on her.
Alex: WHAT?
Kara:
Alex: That’s not- I’m- I don’t just fall for anyone who’s nice to me!
Maggie: I’m going to tell you something, and I need you not to overreact.
Alex: When have I EVER overreacted?
Alex: Is struggling with a can.
Maggie: You need some help with that?
Alex: Yes, actually.
Alex: Hands Maggie the can.
Alex: Please?
Maggie: Sighs and takes the pringles out of the pringlecan.
Alex: Bless your little hands.
Alex: I failed the safety course today.
Maggie: Why? What happened?
Alex: Well, one of the questions was “In case of a fire what steps would you take?”
Maggie: And?
Alex: Well apparently, “FUCKING LARGE ONES” isn’t an acceptable answer.
Maggie : Have you ever tried honey?
Alex: Tried what?
Maggie : Honey.
Alex: Yes?
Maggie:
Kara: Hello, Alex. Made anyone cry today?
Alex: Sadly, no. But it’s only 4:30.
Alex: Can I have some money for lunch?
Maggie: Yeah, how much?
Alex: $40.99 plus shipping?
Maggie: Alex, half the fun of having money is spending it on things you don’t need!
Alex: What’s the other half?
Maggie:
Maggie:
Kara: Alex’s in love with you. Also give me one of your hair ties.
Maggie: Wait-
Maggie: What was the first part?
Kara: Alex’s in love with you, now give me one of your hair ties.
Jimmy: Winn, how are you doing?
Winn: I’m living the dream!
Jimmy: Oh, that’s good.
Winn: Except, it’s not my dream. It’s a dream that Stephen King once had.
Alex: So, do you love him?
Kara: For the last time, Jason and I aren’t together!
Alex: I never mentioned his name.
Kara:
Alex: 😏
Kara: 😤
Kara: Thanks for not telling J'onn what happened.
Alex, dumbfounded: I wouldn’t even know where to begin trying to explain this.
Maggie: All things considered, it didn’t work out too badly.
Alex:
Maggie:
Alex: We saw ourselves die.
Maggie:
Alex: Twice!
Alex: I’m quick at math.
Kara: Ok. What’s 38 times 76?
Alex: 24.
Kara: That wasn’t even close.
Alex: But it was quick.
Maggie: Alex, No.
Alex: Read 20:45 ✓
Maggie: Do not antagonise the local law enforcement.
Alex: But it’s so much fun!
Jason: Do you want to play 20 Questions?
Kara: Sure!
Kara: What's your favorite color?
Jason, laser fucking focused: Triangle. Do you like men?