Alexei aka Smirnoff

Our favorite Russian Вишня. Не клубника.

[grasslandgirl]

Murray: FUCK Russians!!

Murray: except you Alexei, we’re delighted you’re here

[mysticflowrr]

alexei being a precious cinnamon roll

[softpng]

No cherry, no deal.

[sevenatenzos-deactivated2020062]

I give him 30 seconds before he comes knocking on that door, right back into our arms, with a new sense of humility.

Jim… I, uh, believe he has started the car.

[flighticons]

like if you save

[dailystrangerthings]

#alexei and murray are all of us

[doctormissy-archive-deactivated]

#actual children

[stevienick]

Jooooyce, please!!!! You’re givin’ me a headache, both of you!

[orpheuseus]

Police chief: blows up his car

Russian scientist: stöp

[bylerly]

alexei…. my sweet russian angel…… i hope ur in heaven still hugging ur stuffed duck, drinking cherry slurpees and playing all the carnival games you could ever imagine

[doctormissy-archive-deactivated]

Whoa. What? He’s running. You son of a bitch!

[itsthatunique]

#a cinnamon roll #deserved the whole world

[strangersource]

That man in there, I know he doesn’t look it, but he is one of the most dangerous men in the world.

[florencemachines]

That man over there, I know he doesn’t look it, but he is one of the most dangerous men in the world.

[nicolezaridze]

our favorite boy

[macbeth-s]

“You learned that Smirnoff over there-”

“Alexei”

[miyunnnaise]

one of the most dangerous men in the world !!!