Wi-Fi Tattoos - Fictional Future Narrative
âOk then Mrs. Long, the machines finished programming now, if you could just place your arm exactly how it shows you on the screen. Once its positioned correctly the light will return to green and the straps will come on, theyâre quite sudden so donât be alarmed. I can adjust the tightness for you once everythingâs in placeâ
Itâs strange how tattoos used to be done using a gun not much bigger than my own hand, and now theyâre put on using what looks like an industrial printer with cameras and screens at every angle. Quite daunting really seeing as Iâm only getting the standard symbol at the minimum size possible. Iâve put it off for a while, Iâve had the âdo I, donât Iâ argument with myself for more than 8 months. I mean, itâs permanent. What if it goes wrong? What if it turns me into a robot?
The lights gone green, and the technician was right, those straps were sudden. The screens around me show a live image of my arm, and a digital animation of how the tattoo will be transferred, Iâm not fond of either so I just look down. The whole building is full of posters and screens reassuring me of how safe, accurate and reliable the âsmart pigmentsâ in the ink are.
âHow long does it take?â
âAbout five minutes to transfer the tattoo, and then a further 10 to activate the Nano-pigmentsâ
The smart board in front of me shows a slideshow advertising the new upgraded ink that can flash or glow for certain notifications depending on your preferences. That was a definite no in my books, but half the people I know have opted for it. âBarely notice itâ they say. Â The next slide shows all the unique and elaborate designs you can opt for with the symbol basically hidden for an extra small fortune.
âIf youâre ready Mrs Long Iâll give the machine the go ahead.â
I nod and he waves his hand across the control panel and the light turns white. The machine is noiseless which is slightly disturbing really. âStay completely connected wherever you are, whenever you need toâ the board ahead flashes. Animations of people paying with their hand using the âWi-Fi- walletâ system, using their tablets in the middle of nowhere, and being alerted about a new text from their mum with a flash take up the rest of the slideshow.
What must have been 15 minutes later, I feel the protective plastic on my forearm and the straps release.
âThe pack youâll get from reception has all the information you need for after care and the dates you need to return for reactivation and repayment, if you donât return the technology will stop working and the tattoo will turn a pale grey until you do. Enjoy the rest of your day and being connected wherever you goâ
How many times has he said that line today I wonder? Down the corridor thereâs about a dozen technicians inputting design data on a program that looks a bit like paint to me. I grab the pack from the drawer flashing my name. As the technician said, it has all the information and the code I need to activate the settings from my phone. I guess thatâs it then, Iâm connected wherever I am, whatever Iâm doing.
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The idea behind this fictional narrative set 25 years into the future is the development of a smart ink that is made up of nanotechnology filled pigments that enable you to have Wi-Fi wherever you go when used in a tattoo that has to be in a way âprintedâ on. I have played with the idea that you can upgrade your tattoo to have it flash or even glow for certain notifications. The tattoo can be any design you wish, but must incorporate the Wi-Fi symbol in it. After a year of having the tattoo it will turn a light grey and will no longer work, meaning people will have to return to have it âreactivatedâ following a second payment. My thought is that you have to activate it using a code through a smartphone to mean the Wi-Fi could only be used on your own devices and not by others.Â
Image:Â http://www.pana-wifi.com/Â