God Bless The Broken Road

Live for the moment before everything is gone.

[alexibae]

I need a hug, everyone's so sad!

[giggitygage]

Threw out the food and, like, got down to business.

[alexibae]

I feel like you should teach inner city children the art of seduction.

[giggitygage]

Y…..es.

[alexibae]

How'd you manage to pull that off?

[alexibae]

giggitygage:

It’s a dangerous, dangerous thing to do, dudette. Do not try it at home.

The important question is did you still bang her?

[giggitygage]

I like to think so, dudette.

[alexibae]

Gage, giving people advice they need. I was actually planning on making pasta while trying to score, now I'm reconsidering.

[giggitygage]

I burnt the pasta I was tryin’ to make. Note to self: Don’t fool around with a bird while you’re tryin’ to cook. She may be hot, but, like, food.

[alexibae]

You are truly an inspiration, aren't you?

[alexibae]

[partyhouserp-deactivated2013111]

I just started Celeste and Jesse Forever and I already have a feeling that’ll rip out my heart and then spit on it.

[alexibae]

[giggitygage]

But, like, dudette. It was my shoe.

[alexibae]

I'm sorry, Gage. Do you wanna hug, cookie, anything?

[mallorycaine]

Thanks. Do you have any idea who could have done it, then?

[alexibae]

Well......my money's on Easton or Benji, they look a little clumsy.

[giggitygage]

I lost my shoe.

[alexibae]

In good news, someone else might have found a shoe. Way to give back, Gage.

[paxtonpls-blog]

No… My friend, she’s really ill right now, and… Yeah. I don’t know what’s going to happen to her.

[alexibae]

Oh sweetie! She's in my prayers...may I ask what's wrong with her?

[paxtonpls-blog]

No… It’s not supposed to happen like this… This isn’t the way it’s supposed to be…

[alexibae]

....Are you alright?

[alexibae]

I have been, but I’m fucking exhausted. Work has kicked my ass. Who are you by the way?

Then kick its butt right back! I'm Alexi and, if I'm right, you're Easton Evans.

[giggitygage]

You’re so beautiful, it’s charming.

Yeah, sometimes. When I’m not, like, gettin’ high and fuckin’ girls. Shit, wait. Forget I said that. I’ma get fired soon enough, dudette, let’s keep that to ourselves.

[alexibae]

Oh, well, thanks. You're quite the charmer, aren't you.

Well, I should tell, but for you my lips are sealed...at least in this circumstance.

[alexibae]

I lost the teddy my grandpa gave me and I might just cry.

Maybe it'll turn up...

[eastonsux-deactivated20150628]

If anyone thinks I’m getting out of bed they’re nuts. 

[alexibae]

That's no way to be! Get up and live life!