ride me like a roller coaster

my left hand is the chambermaid.

[cmonsoph-blog]

I’d say you’re nearly a professional.

[giggitygage]

Should I teach a class? Educate people with my skills?

[partyhouserp-deactivated2013111]

Then what are you waiting for? It’s not polite to keep a lady waiting. ‘specially when she undressed for you. Well, might have undressed for you.

[giggitygage]

Ugh, you're, like, such a tease. I'll be down in a minute, sweetcheeks. 'M on my way.

[alexibae]

How’d you manage to pull that off?

[giggitygage]

Threw out the food and, like, got down to business.

[partyhouserp-deactivated2013111]

Just call me the skinny, hotter Buddha. A skinny dip? Hm. What If I said that I was going down to the hotel pool and I may or may not be skinny dipping? So you’d have a 50/50 chance. 

[giggitygage]

It's a chance 'm willin' to take.

[alexibae]

The important question is did you still bang her?

[giggitygage]

Y.....es.

[partyhouserp-deactivated2013111]

The only person in control of your life is yourself. Remember that, yeah? Extra fabulous? Eh, maybe. Went shopping and then got a smoothie so I’m feeling it. Might go for a dip later. 

[giggitygage]

I'll make sure to, toots. Thanks for the, like, wisdom, I guess? Ah, a dip? Make it a skinny dip and I'd be sure to join 'ya.

[alexibae]

Gage, giving people advice they need. I was actually planning on making pasta while trying to score, now I’m reconsidering.

[giggitygage]

It's a dangerous, dangerous thing to do, dudette. Do not try it at home.

[partyhouserp-deactivated2013111]

I get what you’re saying. So, have you gotten yourself into any trouble today? I could only imagine what it’s like in the day of you, Gage. 

[giggitygage]

Surprisingly, no. Nothin' too crazy has happened today, but I think I'll just, like, have to change that meself, yeah? And what about you? Are you feeling extra fabulous today?

[partyhouserp-deactivated2013111]

Good. Because I’d hate to loose your number, y’know? That’d suck. I’m not ashamed. I just don’t want ‘em to be sent to people I didn’t intend on sending ‘em to. If I wanted the rest of your band, or posse thing I’d send ‘em to ‘em. It’s like if I took your weed and handed it off to some stranger. You wouldn’t want that, would you? 

[giggitygage]

Oh, alright. I wouldn't do that to you, toots. Like, there's no need to worry, yeah? Yeah, that wouldn't be nice. I'd cry. Well, like, probably not but you get my point.

[cmonsoph-blog]

I’m honestly impressed. Burning pasta takes serious skill. 

[giggitygage]

Well, like, I guess I have some serious skill, yeah?

[alexibae]

You are truly an inspiration, aren’t you?

[giggitygage]

I like to think so, dudette.

[partyhouserp-deactivated2013111]

You should really share sometime. Sharing is caring, y’know. I’d share with you if I had some. Yeah ‘bout that let’s keep that between us, got it? Don’t resend them to the monkeys you call mates. 

[giggitygage]

I guess I can share some with a pretty little lady like yourself, yeah. What, are you, like, ashamed of it? But, yeah. Of course.

[partyhouserp-deactivated2013111]

That’s charming, Gage, honestly. Well I’m a teenage girl with hormones and I control myself, so you can too. You’re honestly really surprising though. Never a dull moment with you. 

[giggitygage]

But, like, I smoke a ton of weed and that, like. That shit makes me horny, alright? Never a dull moment with you, toots. Y'know, when 'ya send me nudes.

[partyhouserp-deactivated2013111]

This has been a PSA sponsored by Gage Marwick. Christ, Gage, is there ever a time you don’t think of sex or you’re not having sex? 

[giggitygage]

Well, like, when I'm with people who are disgusting, sex does not cross my mind. But, like. You can't blame me, yeah? I'm a teenage boy with hormones and a million girls who think if they sleep with me, they'll get backstage passes. Like, no boy would pass that up, okay?

[forgiviom]

[giggitygage]

@wtfgage: blooooooonde broooooooooos.

[giggitygage]

I burnt the pasta I was tryin' to make. Note to self: Don't fool around with a bird while you're tryin' to cook. She may be hot, but, like, food.

[alexibae]

In good news, someone else might have found a shoe. Way to give back, Gage.

[giggitygage]

But, like, dudette. It was my shoe.