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Has anyone seen my boyfriend? Tall as a moose, with a flat ass and hair in dire need of a trim?

You'd think, with the amount of tea I drink on a daily basis, I'd be able to prepare a proper cup. Apparently not.

The Expendables 2 has to be the worst cinematic creation I've seen yet.

Feeling awfully broody now, fuck.

I got out of bed twenty minutes ago for the first time all day. Went to Starbucks, now back to bed. Is that embarrassing?

I need a hug, everyone's so sad!

So who gets to replace my digital camera lens? One of you fuckers broke it while I was busy on assignment.

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