Alex Is A Goddess

#swag

[77lllll]

[literallysame]

this is performance art

[ethan-saint-randy-deactivated20]

Why the fuck am I laughing so hard

[sizvideos]

Anna Kendrick Shower Thoughts

Video

[shinimegami]

[thestormscrolls]

no way in hell am i passing this up

[6-couture-deactivated20171109]

a student from uni scrolled past this and ended up failing all of his courses, even the ones he thought he passed… not gonna take this chance.

[astrology-please]

Guys, I know this isn’t astrology-related, and I’m sorry, but i have like 5 mid-terms in a week and I shan’t take my chances.

I shan’t. 

[just-the-way-you-arent]

I’m sorry i can’t. i need this

[witchchad-deactivated20160310]

ways to get me into bed 

1. have curly hair

2. wear a crown

thats it after that im so yours

[mildlyautisticsuperdetective]

[witchchad-deactivated20160310]

HO L YSH IT

[formerlyposyhawthornes]

[kidcudiskcz-deactivated20160621]

[ohsoswiftly]

[skyisfallingaway]

Her dancing skills are slowly degrading. If only she could get her groove back

[comfysweater]

YOU FUCKING DONUT

[awwww-cute]

like father like son

[thecutestofthecute]

my heart cannot take this

[chubbybritneyspears]

[memewhore]

[deathbeforedigital]

Sing it Dolly

[stunningpicture]

[alexisagoddess-blog]

Hawaiian surfer Ha’a Keaulana runs across the ocean floor with a 50 pound boulder, as training to survive the massive surf waves

Meanwhile, I can’t jog on dry land without seeing visions of my death and fast-approaching unconsciousness

[scenicroutes]

taylor swift, 2008: *sings songs about falling madly in love with boys* *attends award shows with a jonas brother*

taylor swift, 2014: *sings songs about murdering boys* *attends award shows with a victoria’s secret model*

[piratesea-deactivated20180303]

#character development

[snime]

the only ship i need is a scholarship can i get a hallelujah

[stillhereunfortunately]

reversed video clip reveals demon baby’s message to humanity

[stillhereunfortunately]

"Feed me a Lemsip™"

[fortzancudo]

[alexisagoddess-blog]

Job interview

Interviewer: What are three words that describe you?

Me: Boss Ass Bitch