alexis in real life

the whole entire ugly truth of a teenage bookworm

[the-amazing-boy-catastrophe-dea]

My reasons for doing things:

1. Spite 2. The Aesthetic

That’s it.

[meaningsofthestars]

okay i lied 3. Attention

[silverloke]

x

[alexisinreallife]

someone who doesn’t watch dan and phil: they’re dating right?

me:

[nearlywitchesdemo]

what do you call a pansexual man named nick who works at a cd store?

[nearlywitchesdemo]

pan nick at the disc co.

[mllesouthernbelle]

Get the fuck out

[nearlywitchesdemo]

fine, you want me to close the goddamn door too?

[last-young-renegay-deactivated2]

oh my god I finally found the post

[alexisinreallife]

someone who doesn’t watch dan and phil: they’re dating right?

me:

[thevampsupdate]

[trouserweasel]

singing along to Centuries by Fall Out Boy

[great-master-airplane]

me: the kids are all wrong, the story’s all off, heavy metal broke my– *hits whatever or whoever is closest to me, twice*

me: HEART

[sclera]

ok we're settling this discourse right now

[coresplice]

sclera .

put ur zodiac sign in the tags & if you like or dislike :

- pineapple on pizza . - mint ice cream / mint chocolate . - ketchup in mac n’ cheese . - fries dipped in ice cream .

[dansleftthigh]

Not to change the subject but to change the subject I don’t wanna see Shane cry in today’s video

[vaguelyangelic]

[sparklecorpse-deactivated201906]

i dont care if u never listen to me ever again just let me be ur internet dad for just one second: dont start cutting yourselves please ever

[sparklecorpse-deactivated201906]

ok im gonna reblog this again bc i want more ppl to see it?? ive compiled a (by no means complete) list of the things u can expect if u start:

- u cant stop. its a legitimate addiction. there is no ‘seeing what its like’. its soso hard to stop it and believe me, because that was me. i thought i would sate my curiosity but all i did was make my life miserable - everything can become a trigger. someone carved things in a table?? trigger. u get a scratch by accident?? trigger. see something sharp?? yup.  - the scars dont go away and if people see them (and no matter how hard you try, people will see them) they get this awful fucking look on their face like a mixture of disgust and horror and pity  - u have to sit through people making shitty fucking jokes and calling people like you (real, struggling people like you) edgy emos looking for attention and it makes you feel sick but you have to sit there silently - in fact, any conversation about self harm becomes thoroughly uncomfortable because they’ll talk about it like no one in the room has ever gone through it (or, if they know, they’ll glance at you out the corner of their eye when they think you cant see) - any emotion can give you the urges- not just negative. ur body associates the happy feeling with the pain so ur brain is like ‘????? u cant have one without the other??’  - it can have been years. years. you can have stopped and got better and you’ll still feel the urge to hurt yourself and it makes you feel like you haven’t improved at all and you’re still fourteen and hating yourself - (maybe this is just me) but some part of you misses it?? you stopped and you know its horrific but its so difficult to get rid of your blades or whatever you use because you feel so weirdly attached to these things that are so awful and you dont even know why 

god damn i just want yall to understand that you dont have to hurt yourself ever, okay?? just. don’t. trust me.

[prismpom-moved]

I will reblog this every single day.

[knfp-t]

Its a bit too late for me, but not for someone else. Please don’t do it. Its a dumb thing to do and you will regret it.

I will never hesitate to reblog this

[whenvesselruled]

This is why I promised myself I’d never self harm. This post, right here. I hope it helps others make the same promise.

[alexisinreallife]

for everyone thinking that dan is still straight after yesterday’s video, hOW THE FUCK DO YOU SUCK DICK ON ACCIDENT?

[ashotatthenight]

you’re not a true fan of that band unless:

you like a few of their songs

that’s it

that’s all you have to do

you don’t have to know the name of their family pets

or whether or not the lead singer can eat an entire banana

just like them

welcome

[earachne]

@future-mrs-scarlett-the-pancake

[alexisinreallife]

“things going in and out of my mouth”

i want to know more but then again i also want to stick a fork in an electrical socket to see what happens but both are just really bad ideas and will probably kill me?

[muchdan]

*tries to focus on the video overall and all the stuff that needs to be discussed while “things coming in and out of my mouth” plays in my mind on repeat*

[alexisinreallife]

we are all currently in between sims videos on the gaming channel

[hisomynameis]

[dan]

[nicetomeetyouandthisis]

my first proper video i guess

[woooooh]

………………

[imeanivekindaalways]

wanted to be somebody that post videos

[butiguessineverreallyhadthe]

confidence or the motivation

[saysthepersonwith]

tissue paper all over his face

[butthatwasuntilsomereally]

good friends i’ve made recently

[persuadedmeto]

give it a shot

[andsoiamisoundnothinglikethis]

in real life by the way

[thislaptopsmicrophonemakesme]

sound like some pedophile/tramp/polar bear

[pleasedonttakeitpersonally]

*attacked by stuffed polar bear*

[myvideoswillprobablybea]

variety of things

[fromlikelittleskitsto]

vloggy videos or creative things

[imgonnatrytomaketheminteresting]

and not all the same

[yareimgonnatrymybestnottojust]

be one of those people

[whositstherelike]

*being myself but more emo* hi, so today kinda sucked

[uhhhhwenttocollege]

and it was rainin

[someawkwardsilence]

……yeah

[itskindaawkward]

don’t know what to say

[anawkwardemolaugh]

yeah

[touchingthatemohair]

*emo moan*

[improbablygonnagonow]

but yeah i am gonna try my best

[toatleastattempttobeentertaining]

*dancing with toad while a slinky is in mouth*

[suddenregretofwhatiamdoing]

………………

[soyeahifyoucouldpleaseclick]

the yellow box of infinite happiness

[cuzimgonnastartmakingvideos]

quite soon

[ivegotloadsofideasandilltryto]

post videos regularly

[looksatplasticbottle]

*removing emo makeup* what have i done to my face

[sidenotelookwhatiwokeupwith]

i just-i just woke up and that was on my arm

[whatthef-loudassbeep-isthat]

it’s like some bloody persons come up with a square brand

[andjustimpaledmeinmysleep]

probably

[soyeah-clap-ifyoudliketo]

subscribe then i will love you forever <3

[andiwillseeyousoon]

*back to dancing with toad and slinky mouth* *gonna regret this years into the future*

what the f-*loud as beep* am i doing?

[danhowellgifs]

↳ hands pt. 2 

pt. 1 (lips, nose, neck)

[alexisinreallife]

LOOK AT THOSE CHUBBY LITTLE FINGERS