Alexis

I am basic

[tamagotchi]

[aaashleylove-deactivated2017032]

If DJ Khaled can update his story while lost at sea on a jet ski at night I think you can text back

[stardustschild]

never i repeat never put on time warp at a party unless you want the theatre kids to destroy your house

[sneakyfeets]

a bold assumption to think I would allow theatre kids within even 500 feet of my home

[teathattast]

[justbadpuns]

This joke is crumby 

[anarcho-smarmyism]

*says something kind of mushy to someone i look up to*

*person doesnt respond within 2 minutes*

my Brain Goblin: REGRET REGRET REGRET REGRET REGRET REGRET REGRET REGRET REGRET RE

[stability]

[murallamuerta]

[2000yr]

Everyone has a shirt that we like wearing too much

[theoneandonlykarina-deactivated]

🙋🙍💕🌸 his shirt 😍

[2000yr]

Shut the fuck up

[emmyrussum]

“I’m like cat here, a no-name slob. We belong to nobody, and nobody belongs to us. We don’t even belong to each other.” Breakfast at Tiffany’s (1961) dir. Blake Edwards

[coldely-deactivated20210320]

[mutual-we-discussed-it]

this is your daily reminder to take a chonce

[riemth-deactivated20181126]

What the fuck is a chonce

[yarter-deactivated20170523]

[helliani-deactivated20170314]

[latinahoops]

Why do moms over share things about your life to people who don’t matter

[officialyoda-deactivated2024050]

i love catfish so much because they act like theyre fbi agents or something when theyre really just using reverse google image search

[punkwarrenmoving]

i thought you meant the animal and let me tell you that was a wild minute of me trying to figure out the psychology of fish thinking they’re federal law enforcement

[sadspaghetti]

*gets tagged in ugly facebook photo*