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[alexisparamour]

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[gerardwaysbob]

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[1percentcharge]

My favorite pirate joke is “why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years at c” not because it’s THAT funny but because it’s a relatively simple joke that nobody ive told it to has ever correctly guessed the punchline for because they all think it’s gonna be a joke about arrrr

[1percentcharge]

Another classic is

“Why couldn’t the pirates play cards? Because the captain was standing on the deck!”

For more hilarious pirate jokes like these go to google and type pirate jokes into the search bar and click search

[somarysueme]

Sorry for the double reblog I just wanted to let everyone know that I told the first joke to my dad and he hung up on me.

[emeraldcas]

this is the dean winchester birthday site.

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[carolinarivera31]

Gerard Way.NY

Webster Hall

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Protik Hossain Photography

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Original iPod instructions (2001)

[ashlingmizuoka]

DEAN WINCHESTER

Supernatural | S1 EP04 : Phantom Traveler

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