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[is-apotato]

I GOT A FULL RIDE TO COLLEGE

[cyphir-spacerobot]

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

[koiagain]

[harbinger-of-silly]

All gays will go to hellsite

[king-of-oreo]

What if in hellsite but not gay

[punky-beaver-offical]

[king-of-oreo]

NO!

[avhira]

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: A ga g t t at t t t ga T tag g a Ag agag Acctac ! T tag g a Ag agag Acctac

Closest match: Psylliodes chrysocephala genome assembly, chromosome: 4 Common name: Cabbage Stem Flea Beetle

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[graveexcitement]

[kebbopulos]

[spaghettihell]

[victusinveritas]

It's almost like something happened in 2020-now that is causing these problems.

[weaselle]

ignoring everything the pandemic response specialists were saying was good for the economy tho. State governors and federal agencies with no medical experience and no economics education told us so

[small-witch-big-hat]

"no reliable data" What A Curious Coincidence. I Wonder What Might Have Been Happening In That Period To Cause Such a Thing

[pukicho]

You won't believe me when I say this, but one color, plus another color, equals another color

[someone-official]

Inspiring words. What about numbers?

[pukicho]

Numbers? I'll leave that wacky shit to bigwigs up at Harvard

[totally-cis-offical]

I beam matrices directly into your brain

[gordonfreemanisaleafproven]

(*in "Half Life" Scientist voice lines*) MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING?...,,, STAHP!!! NOU!!!! DARGH!!!!!! STAHP!!!!!!

(*suddenly morphs into a Male Rebel from "Half Life 2" and screams in fear*)

NO, NO, NOOOOOOOOO!! (*opening sting to "Live and Learn" followed by "Half Life 2" ragdoll sound effects*)

[gordonfreemanisaleafproven]

here's an audio version of this post btw

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[givemey0urname]

i’m so sorry, that audio sounds like karkat, doc scratch, and nepeta from homestuck having a conversation, and now i can’t unhear it

[gordonfreemanisaleafproven]

ohg my god .

[the-going-down-system]

nepeta mentioned...

[gordonfreemanisaleafproven]

i am surrounded by freaks

[is-apotato]

dracula image

I just stole this one from you lmao

[colestyle-deactivated20231123]

okay time to try hunter again

[colestyle-deactivated20231123]

[twentybrokenipodclassics]

cats are small, simple, radially symmetrical creatures with no skeleton or brain. they survive off of whatever detritus happens to find its way to them, typically chunks of plastic and a bowl of wet food.

[adding-girls-to-posts]

catgirls are small, simple, radially symmetrical creatures with no skeleton or brain. they survive off of whatever detritus happens to find its way to them, typically chunks of plastic and a bowl of wet food.

[a-sentient-cup]

[girl-detector]

[infinit3moons]

HAPPY BELATED PRIDE MONTH TO TRANS MIFFY!!!! 🏳️‍⚧️🐰🏳️‍⚧️🏳️

[girl-detector]

[holedyke]

celestial yuri moment

[tsunderemployee]

[moth-grrrl-mavis]

The great thing about Sailor Moon is you really can make any ship work.

[daemonsideblog]

They can make any ship work, and that’s why they’re sailors.

[moth-grrrl-mavis]

Goddamn it that's pretty clever

[girl-detector]

[morganitism]

Tumblr tgirl & BIPOC profile pictures! <3

[filthyprotozoan]

people are always like “i have face blindness but i’m good with names” or “im terrible with names but i never forget a face” well baby idk how to tell u this but i am . bad at both.

[filthyprotozoan]

yesterday i didn’t recognize my coworker bc he was wearing a purple shirt and im used to him wearing all black

[filthyprotozoan]

yeah and im stomping you to death with my hooves

[lychgate]

my husband put on a wig, in front of me, and i immediately got distressed and mad because it looked like a stranger was in our house and my ape brain wanted to attack

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I once accidentally filled in a form using my internet name, went "that's not right", realised I didn't remember my legal name, panicked, and started filling it in with the names of everyone in my lab in order until I stumbled on the name that I recognised as being used for me.

[rockergiirl]

damn your pussy fat and long and hard and outside

[jester-operation]

I habe some bad news

[rockergiirl]

BOTH TOWERS?

[girl-detector]

[venusmage]

More high lesbian antics involving food

[venusmage]

Indeed it is the same wife, once again stoned and wanting snacks

[girl-detector]

[daughter-of-sapph0]

happy pride

[lindleland]

[learningtogirl]

I've seen this clip many times, but never really appreciated the power of "what was her problem?" Just casually assuming that lesbians come in a wide variety of shapes and being inclusive. As a transbian who is probably still closer to Homer shaped than to my ideal, that's huge!

[soyalexnajera]

[girl-detector]

[hikari-ni-naritai]

In Japanese, they don’t say “moon,” they say “tsuki,” which literally translates to “moon,” and I think that’s how language works.

[rainbowgod666]

Hey its been at least 9 years anything changed?

[hikari-ni-naritai]

nope! all quiet on the linguistic front. i am a girl now though

[kirikomamura]

staff killed her for this

[angmallen]

WHAT she got nuked??

[resetium]

Trans people existing violates community guidelines

[resetium]

I wasn’t kidding

[heyitslucky]

[capnsoapy]

always remember that chell is canonically* a transgender woman

[capnsoapy]

Transition timeline; 99999 days on Aperture Science homebrew œstradiol

[capnsoapy]

POV you used the phrase "transition timeline" on [tumblr] post about 20-year-old video game models

[girl-detector]