ALEXISTENTIALISM

Satirist & Politician: Not sure which one is first.

[nmri]

[alexistentialisms]

When you come back to tumblr because, somehow, all the other social media platforms are even bigger hell sites. 

[staff]

This is not a drill. Our new Community Guidelines are here. 

We recently introduced Community Labels to give everyone more control over their dashboard experience. With this new feature, you can adjust your feed to your preferred comfort level by setting the types of content you want to see. It was our first step toward a more open Tumblr. 

Today, we’re taking the next step: We now welcome a broader range of expression, creativity, and art on Tumblr, including content depicting the human form (yes, that includes the naked human form).

So, even if your creations contain nudity, mature subject matter, or sexual themes, you can now share them on Tumblr using the appropriate Community Label so that everyone remains in control of the types of content they see on their dash. 

We have updated our Community Guidelines to reflect these changes; the rest of our content policies remain the same: We still don’t allow hate, spam, violent threats, or anything illegal, and visual depictions of sexually explicit acts remain off-limits on Tumblr (if you want to know more about that, our CEO Matt recently explained why it’s not feasible for us to safely and successfully support porn communities at this time). If you come across these types of content, please continue to report them to us.

Similarly, if you come across content on Tumblr that doesn’t appear to be appropriately labeled, please let us know. This is how we’ll work together to create safer spaces for everyone on Tumblr, whatever their interests and needs. 

We hope this shift creates more room for artistic expression to flourish on Tumblr while empowering each of you to craft your own experience and safely explore and discover the things you love.

[alexistentialisms]

Yo is tumblr coming back?

[alexistentialisms]

Tumblr rides again. Time for me to reblog soup and Yuri on Ice

[whattheforkdude]

please unmute this

[dokkaebies]

@sunshinepoet

[alexistentialisms]

Putting my airpods and just jamming to this today.

[alexistentialisms]

Newsflash. I’ve dragged my sorry self back to tumblr. Back on my bullshit. Missed y’all.

[stupidpetface]

[thiccxseas]

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[evilkakyoin]

fuck all you people who have rivals who are cool sexy and the same gender as you. my rival is this squirrel in my back yard that eats all my cherries and bird food

[webkinzhedgehog-moved]

[slopaganda]

name a scam bigger than women’s jeans

[slopaganda]

ok fair… name a scam bigger than women’s clothing in general

[slopaganda]

you win i resign

[tchaikovskaya]

This is a video of an Oksapmin woman demonstrating the Oksapmin base-27 counting system. The Oksapmin people of New Guinea use body part counting as a base for their numeral system (which may sound wild and exotic, but is really just a more detailed version of what we do, most anthropologists think base-10 number systems come from humans’ having 10 fingers) starting with the thumb, going up the arm and head to the nose (the 14th number) and going down the other side of the body to the pinky finger of the other hand (the 27th number). It does not matter which side you start counting on, so counting from right-to-left or left-to-right makes no difference. 

And if that’s not the coolest thing you’ve ever heard, I don’t know what to tell ya

[hydro-homies]

Relevant contrast

[chabeonsky]

[lolbatty]

i literally cannot decide if this is negative propaganda or not lol

[jelton-john]

[jimjongjung]

[donnasweettttttttt]

weird little girls are literally the most powerful creative beings on the planet like i promise you no art made by an adult man can even begin to touch the plotlines of an elementary school girl’s pretend game

[bettydraperlookingpissed]

[goldkat-g0negrey-deactivated201]

reblog the Don Draper of getting a job he’s unqualified for and you’ll have 10 years of getting jobs you’re unqualified for