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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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WATCH MILLION DOLLAR EXTREME’S WORLD PEACE ON ADULT SWIM FRIDAY AT 12:15AM
ITS JUST 11 MINUTES LONG AND WILL CHANGE YOU
WATCH MILLION DOLLAR EXTREME’S WORLD PEACE ON ADULT SWIM FRIDAY AT 12:15AM
ITS ONLY 11 MINUTES LONG BUT IT WILL CHANGE YOU
The final L&B wallpaper for 2015 is a lovely crossover, spanning all-things Souls since 2009! Huge kudos to @baruyon for doing such great lines and @the-orator for the gorgeous coloring job! Folks who pitch in $10 to the Patreon can snag this as a wallpaper and hi-res download, and if you haven’t yet, you can also read the on-going Dark Souls comic!
Time is just a human Construct
People who have figured some shit out, and probably have an IQ over 150, judging from that test they took online. Doing differential equations in their head for fun and shit. These people think musically, and their brain doesnt quite work like the average one, more of a cross between a sponge and quantum supercomputer. Don’t fuck with them, or you’ll be knee deep in a serious load of fuck. Think of a rube goldberg machine that launches an EMP grenade into your car or turning your hairdryer into a jet turbine. (via hotfusiontv)
Hotfusion’s top 10 things that are definitely Punk Rock
- Getting upset over what someone said in public, but being too afraid to confront them and passive aggressively complaining online
- Amassing a pile of dirty plates and cups in your room and never washing them
- Fighting with and bullying your younger siblings
- Being unable to complete basic tasks such as talking on the phone or taking your car to the shop
- Being largely unable to cook but bragging about what little you can cook to impress the opposite sex
- Going to a party to meet your crush and awkwardly staring them down throughout the night
- not being able to drive
- a strange preoccupation with pizza
- bragging about how much of your day is dedicated to consuming some kind of digital media
- being unable to engage in a debate without crying
Time is just a human Construct
People who have figured some shit out, and probably have an IQ over 150, judging from that test they took online. Doing differential equations in their head for fun and shit. These people think musically, and their brain doesnt quite work like the average one, more of a cross between a sponge and quantum supercomputer. Don’t fuck with them, or you’ll be knee deep in a serious load of fuck. Think of a rube goldberg machine that launches an EMP grenade into your car or turning your hairdryer into a jet turbine. (via jsatv)
The crew gets contacted by a shady group with some… troubling demands. Will the bucket drop or will the dark militia fall? Regardless, things are about to get haram in the hotfusion estate.
This video was a submission to Rob Dyke’s “So You Wanna Be a Youtuber?” contest. JSA is in no way endorsed by ISIS, Al-Qaeda or the Taliban. Not yet, at least.
Hotfusion’s Top 10 Most Anticipated Movies of 2016
- Zany ironic postmodern zombie movie that gives ZERO FR*CKS
- ANOTHER movie about a couple finding each other over the course of their adventurous lives through the 20th century and conveniently experiencing every major historical event of the age
- Scary flick about a family in an old house and someone gets dragged or something
- extremely matter-of-fact documentary of a famous person, where the audience already knows the entire story and the title is that person’s first/last name
- Movie 1 of Marvel’s The Whizzer Trilogy (Looks Hot!)
- Melissa McCarthy and/or Rebel Wilson is given some sort of responsibility, immediately falls over, and farts
- Seth Rogen smokes a fat blunt and… TIDDIES!
- Tim Burton movie where Johnny Depp is a sailor or something and its twisted
- Neil Blomkamp makes a gritty cyberpunk piece set in a near-future dusty South African city
- The Hunger Games: Mockingjay part 2: part 3: part 1
On his new LP, the West Virginia Rapper delivers some of his darkest, nosiest passageways with some dreamy, esoteric production. The intense drum riffs and the rattling high-hats really lend the atmosphere of a sinister urban jungle. The contemporary, progressive production on this project really makes it one of the most colorful, surreal, and layered dream-punk-gaze endeavors of the past year. I’m feeling a strong 7 to a light 8. Anthony Scarey, “How to Make a Creepypasta”, forever.
Almost 800 stars in this time line and we chose to orbit this one. What a cosmic coincidence.
Neil deGrassi Tyson (via jsatv)
SOMETHING WICKED THIS WAY COMES….BOO!!!! It’s our school project about zombies from middle school! It may be a bit rough, but it’s still chilling and riveting to its core. Give it a watch, but beware…there could be a zombie right around the corner, waiting to taste you….hehehehehe, let’s hope you have a way to protect yourself….BOO!!!!
DEE JAY KHALED… WE DA BESSSSST… music…
Got a function? Need some [fireemoji] to play at it? You might be in luck [cryingemoji], just give DJ BIZNIZ BOY a call. Responsible for the rise of such acts as Lana srel Rae, The Weekdy and the entire @S@P Crew, to call BIZNIZ BOY an industry trendsetter would be the understatement of the century [flexedbicepemoji]. Tune in for the hottest singles of 2015, featuring the likes of Taylor Larch, Milquetoast Mill, 1.94x10^7 Seconds to Mars, Present, Adam Lanza, Drake Shelton, Bruno Lamars, Flo Out Boy, Rhiannon, Miley Cypress, Rami Lovato, and more!
(Also featuring a special guest appearance by the one and only Pez Khaleesi.)
The city’s seen better days. Want your fix? A bump of G-smack, a pack of Z tablets, even a Doozie or two; all for sale at the nearest playground. Yeah, yeah – its a different time. The kids are experimenting with just about everything these days, but that doesn’t make it right. MC Nife is to blame for this Orgy of Narcotics and Pain; he must be stopped. Thankfully, the cream of the city police department, the elite of the elite, the Foot Cop squadron, is on the case. Hot on MC Nife’s Trail, the department reluctantly promotes a new Foot Cop; but does this hot shot rookie have what it takes to bring the inner-city drug lord to his knees? Or will he fail, and let the city foot the bill?
(This was essentially an advertisement/parody/shout-out to local WV filmmaker Austin Susman, for his short film Bike Cops of Haycraft City. That should explain some of the strange choices made in producing this video. Check his project out!)
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