Alex Says...

24 years young, living in mostly-sunny California. Closet nerd, work for  Love music, rich women arguing on TV, technology, tanning, & meeting new people.

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[angelnumber27]

....let’s go

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Step 1: If you are in danger, scream Denise Hemphill’s name real loud. I will be on the premises, at all times and I will come-a-runnin’. Now, let’s say you scream Denise Hemphill’s name and I does not come-a-runnin’. That means I’m not on the premises, in that case, proceed to step 2.

Step 2: Call 1866-KLJ-0199. I will be notified immediately and come-a-runnin’. But hold on, if you can’t get thru to the 866 number because of long wait times and such, then what you gonna wanna do is proceed to step 3

Step 3: Get the hell outta there. Run away, real fast. Yeah, run away! get outta there! scram! And when you get to a place, that is deemed by you to be safe, call 1866-KLJ-0199.

I would give you my number, but my cell phone is off right now. But if you call the 866 number, then BOOM! On the walkie, you can always get me.

[alexlately]

Lunch in Napa! #wine #winecountry #champagne #champs #food #foodporn #gay #instagay #yummy #sundayfunday #summer #steak #meat #italian #napavalley #StHelena #market (at Market St. Helena)

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reblog if you’ve also dated Roger Bobb

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🙌

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Do I want it in blue or black?? #Christmas #Wishlist #Xmas #LV #LouisVuitton #gay #travel #leather #damier #picstitch

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Surprise, bitch. #hair #weave #gpoy #gay #instagay #italian #autumn #fall

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iichiko! #sake #sushi #dinner #japanese #fridaynight #friends #gay #foodporn (at Nishiki Sushi Inc)

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When he goes for the money shot without saying anything

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When a bitch tries to interrupt in the middle of an important text

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When trying to explain why Botox is totally acceptable

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When a dude you like doesn't text you back in 5 minutes or less

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So excited to play this when I get home 💙 

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How I think I look in the morning

How I really look

[rumour-deactivated20140807]

she was 16 years old and this was the kind of stuff she got asked in interviews and people wonder why shes mentally unstable 

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exactly

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:(

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me on tumblr

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and Twitter