Limbo Wimbo

Alex. Essex, England. 25. Car salesman.

[spencerthespacer-deactivated202]

YesBacon dolphin bonk

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[beetlebongos]

breakfast

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lunch

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dinner

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dessert

[back-that-sass-up]

cool what the FUCKING HECK does this mean tho

[whatheballs]

you had to be there

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[wellthatsjustamess]

[quantim]

[ghouloriented]

[homunculus-argument]

I wish rich people went back to keeping artists as pets. Like when you’re wealthy enough you pick a cool weirdo to do regular commissions for you, and if you really want to flex on your peers, you’ve got several.

 And you visit them every once in a while like “hello, I’ve paid for your rent and your tools, have you worked on that commission giant oil painting of me getting sucked off by my political opponent, who is unfortunately still the mayor of this town, like I requested?”

 And your favourite feral art person looks up - mouth full of gravel and completely surrounded by art-related trash like “no, but I designed a helicopter.”

And you’re like “that’s fucking lit, the mayor doesn’t have a helicopter. Please carry on as you have.”

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[cerastes]

Absolute Madmen and Certified Ledges Masterpost. Feel free to add your own pariahs.

[li4r]

Hi i am Deficient in so many minerals and im about to do something ill regret

[babyanimalgifs]

rain doggo 

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[willfully]

golden retrievers are still the only breed i’ve ever worked with that go absolutely WILD with excitement for the rain most dogs tolerate it, some hate it, but golden retrievers, man. they’re on another level

[lady-byleth]

lost in the sauce

[sbuggbot]

Retrievers and water, man. They love it

[thenatsdorf]

Closer closer closer

[lesbian-deadpool]

This, but with the noise a printer makes lmao.

[walkingbomb]

reminder to:

straighten your back

go pee goddAMN IT STOP HOLDING IT

go take your meds if you need to

drink some water

go get a snack if you havent eaten in a while

maybe wander around the house/stretch a little if you’ve been sat at the computer a while (artists especially: sTRETCH THOSE WRISTS)

reply to that text/message from earlier you’d forgotten about

maybe send a nice lil message to someone having a bad day?

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Snow blobs in Niseko-cho, Hokkaido Prefecture, Japan [+]

Photo: Yamatime

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

observe.

[cactus-1776]

The fucking op name killed me

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[everythingfox]

pl0p

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