I fucking hate this site

oof

[randomencounters]

Encounter: extremely large virus

[anxietyproblem]

[beyondthesleep]

[awed-frog]

heatwave!

For anyone living in Europe: the first heatwave of the season is forecast for tomorrow, and will likely stretch until Friday. Please stay safe.

Open your windows at night BUT close everything, including blinds and curtains, during the day

If you need it, buy a fan, a cold blanket or a cooler

Drink a lot

Also drink mostly water, without ice

If you can, avoid getting out in the sun between 11am and 6pm

If you need to go outside, wear sunscreen and a hat

Also loose clothes and natural, breathable fabrics

Think of your pets! 

Make sure they have access to water and shade, bring them inside the house if possible, don’t leave them in a car alone

Check on your grandma and other elderly relatives! 

Old people are at risk during hot weather, so remind them to drink and stay inside with their blinds closed

If you or people you know are experiencing the following symptoms

breathlessness

chest pain

confusion

intense thirst

weakness

dizziness

cramps that get worse or don’t go away

call an ambulance. 

[huntrad-chadcel]

Timo to have a run

[warcrimesonline]

>36

>heatwave

Euros are inferior

[q-the-light]

I’m British. Here in England, houses are built to protect us from the cold and wet. They trap heat, and there’s no way to escape it - most domestic homes don’t have air con, and it’s not overly common in commercial buildings either.

So, before you consider us inferior, just imagine it from our perspective. We’re used to dealing with cold, wet, windy days - we thrive in that weather! So, when it’s literally 20°C hotter than we’re comfortable in, we do get a bit uncomfortable.

[cactus-1776]

Then perish.

Fr tho, temps in AZ are getting to be below freezing. I live in a desert. Shit sucks.

[anarchocunt]

It does this every year, and every year people are like “but I live in a desert!” 

We’ve only had one night of hard freeze, we’re aiight :P 

[cactus-1776]

I dont usually see it get below 40 and I've been here for like 10 years

[flip-this-table]

It’s…a squarefish.

[normalwizard]

bears have absolutely no right to be as cute as they are. i want to hug them and pet them. big fluffy dogs, supersized

[normalwizard]

this thing is one of the most dangerous predators in north america, is bulletproof, and could kill me in milliseconds without breaking a sweat and just. look at his big ole paws and his big ole nose. his wittle ears. i wuv him

[normalwizard]

human brain: bear will kill you

monkey brain: hehe fluffie

[owlgams]

*monkey brain: bear will kill you

Human brain: hehe fluffie

[jaybarou]

Did they stutter?

[darkestwings]

science: bear will kill you human & monkey brain in unison: hehe fluffyyy

[mysharona1987]

[randomencounters]

Encounter: drunk raccoon whose bites and scratches deal Radiant damage

[chickenfarmersan]

[awed-frog]

heatwave!

For anyone living in Europe: the first heatwave of the season is forecast for tomorrow, and will likely stretch until Friday. Please stay safe.

Open your windows at night BUT close everything, including blinds and curtains, during the day

If you need it, buy a fan, a cold blanket or a cooler

Drink a lot

Also drink mostly water, without ice

If you can, avoid getting out in the sun between 11am and 6pm

If you need to go outside, wear sunscreen and a hat

Also loose clothes and natural, breathable fabrics

Think of your pets! 

Make sure they have access to water and shade, bring them inside the house if possible, don’t leave them in a car alone

Check on your grandma and other elderly relatives! 

Old people are at risk during hot weather, so remind them to drink and stay inside with their blinds closed

If you or people you know are experiencing the following symptoms

breathlessness

chest pain

confusion

intense thirst

weakness

dizziness

cramps that get worse or don’t go away

call an ambulance. 

[huntrad-chadcel]

Timo to have a run

[warcrimesonline]

>36

>heatwave

Euros are inferior

[q-the-light]

I’m British. Here in England, houses are built to protect us from the cold and wet. They trap heat, and there’s no way to escape it - most domestic homes don’t have air con, and it’s not overly common in commercial buildings either.

So, before you consider us inferior, just imagine it from our perspective. We’re used to dealing with cold, wet, windy days - we thrive in that weather! So, when it’s literally 20°C hotter than we’re comfortable in, we do get a bit uncomfortable.

[cactus-1776]

Then perish.

Fr tho, temps in AZ are getting to be below freezing. I live in a desert. Shit sucks.

[politicalsci]

Find them here: https://waronwant.org/McStrike-near-me 

#McStrike

[the-space-ferret]

It’s McDonald’s, it’s not supposed to be a high paying job

[jabberwockypie]

People deserve to make enough to live on. That’s not up for debate. This idea that some jobs aren’t “supposed to” pay enough for people to get their needs met is bullshit. Nobody should be living in poverty.

[the-space-ferret]

Yes, but it’s McDonald’s. It’s not meant to be a job to support a family, it’s mainly for support for teens or side jobs.

[aeliad]

No, it’s not. 

There is no such thing as a job “for teens” (and even if there was, they deserve a fair wage for their labor, too.) Nobody should get paid so little that they need “side jobs.” 

If your business model relies on paying people a wage that keeps them trapped in poverty, your business should not continue to exist. McDonald’s can afford to pay their workers a better wage, they’re choosing not to. 

[fandomsandfeminism]

“Its a job for teens!” Oh, is that why McDonalds closes during school hours on school days? Cool, cool, I always wondered. After all since all their employees are, ya know, high schoolers, they can’t really be open between 7:30am and 4pm Monday-Friday. Thats a thing that happens, yeah?

[dank-morpork]

And $15/hr is not a “high” wage. If you think so, newsflash, your employer is underpaying you. You should unionize too.

[cactus-1776]

This isnt $15/hr

This is £15/hr

Thats closer to $20/hour for a fast food job.

Conversions, people. Not all currencies are the same.

[officialsolluxcaptor]

THIS OFFICE HAD ITS BLINDS UP AND THIS IS WHAT I SAW

[officialsolluxcaptor]

i’m losing my mind. this is a high rise office building on the upper east side of manhattan. and the only piece of art on the wall in this office is a bikini clad anime girl with humongous bazookas that are bouncing out of sync. this can’t be real someone wake me up

[the-four-humors]

I know this print, it’s actually considered a fine art piece! It’s clearly based on Takashi Murakami’s live-sized statue ‘Hiropon’:

Which, yes, she’s skipping rope with milk that she’s lactating from her bazongas. It’s actually part of a set, the other one being titled ‘Lonesome Cowboy’:

Which features a Cloud look-alike lassoing with his cum. 

Murakami is well known for taking ‘low art’ subject matter (anime, hentai, penises) and placing them in ‘high art’ contexts. I actually saw Hiropon in personal with my own two eyes at the Denver Museum of Art back in 2009. A lot of what he does is satirical, and it’s honestly pretty funny to see pictures of his artwork in American museums, surrounded by confused white baby boomers. 

That said, without the context, it DEFINITELY slaps you in the face and makes you question what the fuck is going on. Had I not found out who he was in college, Hiropon would still haunt me as the most confusing thing I’ve ever seen in a museum. 

[officialsolluxcaptor]

god thank you for explaining this but also i’m still being slapped in the face as i type

[cactus-1776]

How the fuck do I get marked NSFW and cant get it removed but yall post this shit and are fine?

[big-block-of-cheese-day]

[deaconsbeacon]

father: dude lmao we gonna attack the railroad at bunker hill, you in? ( ps. pls don’t tell them xo)

sole, immediately after:

[ratmortuary]

nobody:

persona 5 fans:

[chisaki]

@ziegtonanami

[redbloodedamerica]

[dementedgnomicwizard]

i went to the met today

[sinsumeria1-blog]

Just an fyi cobalt is currently the most toxic oil paint usually. Older oil paints from old masters are also most likely made with lead.

So the death via oil paint isn’t impossible tbh

[dementedgnomicwizard]

i can’t die but thank you :) im sure this information will be useful for someone who can

[wizardjpeg]

OMG i just found out what guns are for… i thought they were just awesome fashion accesory to hold