help me

[joetastic2739]

NOTHING STOPS THE SWANTRAIN

[alexstopwakingmeupallthetime]

[alexstopwakingmeupallthetime]

IM NOT GAY ZOEY

[semiweirdshipper]

Anyone else feel this?

[alexstopwakingmeupallthetime]

😉

[alexstopwakingmeupallthetime]

My @hymn4ascarecrow has brought me down a dark pit of crime. She taught me to pirate shows😩

[yyshcul]

best dynamic. you agree

[alexstopwakingmeupallthetime]

This sums up me and my friends pretty well. You'll never guess which one I am

[catchymemes]

[debellatis]

This is.... Absurdly cute. What the fuck.

[gallusrostromegalus]

It's worth noting that the reason the beaver wants the water to be deeper in the first place is that the Beaver is using the deep water as a pantry:

All summer and fall, beavers gather up branches with the leaves they actually eat, and store it in the deep end of the Pond, where the cold water and limited oxygen keep the leaves fresh all winter, so when it's negative 20 outside, a beaver can take a dip out of it's lodge, grab some refrigerated leaves in the (relatively) warmer water and go back to it's cozy little nap hole while everything else is out there suffering and eating bark or the like.

So it's less "there's a leak in my house" and more "OH SHIT THE FRIDGE!!"

[hymn4ascarecrow]

jesus christ likw 40 porn bots are following me

[alexstopwakingmeupallthetime]

Bruh that is literally me like I have nothing but bots. I think

[portalmonsterrr]

So anyway, I did Alhaitham’s story quest today

[alexstopwakingmeupallthetime]

Pirating Velma and the show sucks

[alexstopwakingmeupallthetime]

What the fuck is wrong with me. These are all my fictional crushes over the last 3 years. I think I forgot one. Frank from dbd.