marriage ended with hawks, now gojo is my husband

Hey there demons, it's ya boy, Alex. Ryuji, Bakugou and Tony Stark haters pls leave me alone. I reblog spoilers and don't always tag everything so be warned.

[youaremyeverlovin]

haters will see you rotating the perfect sphere, yet not visually perceive the rotation due to said sphere’s lack of imperfections, and say you cant rotate a sphere

[kakyoinryoko]

i really like the way it’s not particularly distinguished which thoughts saiki keeps to himself and which are the telepathically projected as “speech” because the scarcity with which people react to the things he’s thinking means to most of the people around him it probably seems like he says about 3 words a day and no one ever really minds it. they like him the way he is :+)

[nappotuna]

stop being so reckless out there you two!!!

[gaydelgard]

hey bro are you ok? we passed that sign and you didn’t even say ‘yeah i sure hope it does’

[arcnoise]

dad bod spiderman can’t drive

[arcnoise]

well MAYBE he can, but he’s a miserable parallel parker

[fieldbears]

god fucking damn it

[ananayellow]

don’t touch me i’m emotional rn

[ghostfacekill-monger]

Am I tripping or do people who think they’re getting microchipped by vaccine have like...a heightened sense of self importance?

What makes you think the government is trying to track you specifically, friend? You don’t leave your house.

[doebunnybooks]

Their SSN and Birth Certificate: 👁👄👁

[ghostfacekill-monger]

Their cell phones with GPS and unsecure web browser:

[atheist-xmas]

I hate driving because you have to do everything perfectly as fast as possible or everyone around you will announce their displeasure with airhorns

[atheist-xmas]

oh and if you mess up you die and kill a bunch of people at the same time

[murolo-moved]

what would you do if you were a super powerful super accurate fortune telling psychic and you looked into your own destiny and found out your soulmate was another incredibly powerful psychic with an even broader skill set than you and you transferred into his school just to meet him only to find out he is actually gay and it’s for the most boring kid who has ever lived

[fartfartlbalahaahahahaahaha]

[my-darling-boy]

Done with society!! I’m just gonna be

[afloweroutofstone]

I don’t know how else to tell y’all that the difference between “X is a social construct” and “X isn’t real” is very, very, very, very important!

[quasi-normalcy]

Money is a social construct. Laws are a social construct. Prison is a social construct. All are very real, as you will find out if you ever rob a bank.

[aevios]

What “X is a social construct” means: this concept is something created and reinforced by our society, and therefore it isn’t necessarily a fundamental or natural truth of existence, and we should be able to modify, expand, or eliminate said construct if it does harm or doesn’t accurately represent or help the people living in said society.

What “X is a social construct” doesn’t mean: we made this thing up so it is totally meaningless and has absolutely no consequences.

[iwashandpicked]

no mom, it’s not a phase, i’m a disappointment for real

[cornrowe-deactivated20190502]

[headspace-hotel]

I love memes where a phrase in a song is substituted with something a LOT longer because it makes my brain try to read it reallyreallyreally fast and it’s great

[funny-tik-toks]

[alylovesfilms]

[socialcasualtxy]

[sailormoonsub]

this is so awkward because Pestilence seems to have come back out of retirement this year so now there is FIVE Horsemen and only FOUR Horses

[lilkittay]

The fifth horse has been LOOSE IN A HOSPITAL for the last 4 years.

Soon to fixed.

[aceoftigers]

The entire history of the world, religion, politics, and pop culture came together to make this joke possible.

[sora-ikzo-deactivated20211002]