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yeah she *may* have gotten caught in the big bad's perma lovetoy machine but it's ok she can still kick ass and save the world like this :3 at the end of the day it's *basically* just a fancy rubber outfit, right?

drawn by faengelic !! alt in the replies somewhere :3

vivisectedg1rl

petting her while we watch videos on my laptop🥺

ppgirl420

bestie are you good? you just reblogged "petting her while we watch videos on my laptop" again

missstrogen

can't get Too comfortable i guess

elizapreg

has any of the characters ever knocked anything down with their bellies?

insert the very specific dodgeball hitting sound effect

grimeclown

I don't know which of you needs to hear this but "narc" is not short for "narcissist" when someone calls you a "narc" for snitching they are calling you a "narcotics officer"

gaesnek

monkey-mulch

technically narc isnt even short for narcotics officer its just cant for Cop, I believe Roma in origin

red-mercer

I read years ago in a book that it was derived from nakk, Romani for nose, as in someone who always has their nose in other people's business

grimeclown

ITS DERIVED FROM "NARCO" AS IN "NARCOTICS" WHAT FUCKING BOOK

grimeclown

Okay you know what pulling back on my derision because i can see how this mistake would be made but narc and nark are etymologically unrelated

headspace-hotel

Etymology is always doing some shit like this

bogleech

Convergent evolution.

bisexual-engineer-girl

Linguistic crab

backofthebookshelf

Two entire linguistic traditions have merged to remind you not to be a fuckin narc

luxwing

GAMING NEWS !!

expensive

luxwing

crackedpolishedblackstonebrick

posts funnier with timestamps on

vfeioa

naught-skull

i got that dog in me, if you know what i'm saying *pulls out an ultrasound photo of werewolf puppies*

cdcascientist

Inside you there are two wolves.

Actually, three... four... oh wow, there's a lot of them.

furflator

someone inflate me while i play video games until i either cant focus enough to make progress or cant see the screen over my stomach

furflator

these should have been part of the post tbh

furflator

thinking about how bursting and trying not to burst is kind of parallel to edge play, but fatal bursting is tonally distinct. Your body is being pushed to its limits. No amount of whining or begging is going to hold your muscles together - not with how much pressure I'm putting behind them. No, you can't come back; hold tight for as long as you can. There's no break for you, nor for the flesh working so hard not to give in. There's no end to all I'm forcing into you, no relief for your overfilled body. Only the increasing strain, the desperate fear, the tingling turning to scratching and ripping when your skin is pulled tighter than it can withstand. You know you're going to burst, but don't you dare pop. I'm not done with you. Don't pop. Don't. Pop.

furflator

someone inflate me while i play video games until i either cant focus enough to make progress or cant see the screen over my stomach