Science is to blame

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“Where can I go so that / I won’t find my destruction?”

— Miguel Hernández, tr. by Robert Bly, from “The Knife that Eats Flesh,” (via somnoroasa)

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“All the beauty I thought lost in the world is in you and around you.”

— Anaïs Nin, from Je suis le plus malade des Surrealistes (via enthymesis)

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Alex Morgan or Christen Press

E! News: Why not both??

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Every Week is Shark Week

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sweet dreams my pink friend

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this is the only picture i want to look at for the rest of my life

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Hope predicting a 6-0 scoreline and congratulating Alyssa before the game even starts is a big mood lol 😂

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This heart-warming Disneyland Paris spot features a sweet CG duck who simply adores Donald Duck. It’s the perfect cure for post-Christmas blues!!!

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Dear lord, this is so fucking cute. How dare you!

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Some shark pals 🦈

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ghost choir 👻 🎵

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I DID NOT THINK ANYTHING COULD TOP GHOST DUET

I WAS WRONG

I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO HAPPY TO BE WRONG IN ALL MY LIFE

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Mariah Scarey was really goin’ off at the end.

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Bats illuminated by lightning

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That’s about as Halloween as it gets….

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First known omnivorous shark species identified

60% of the bonnethead shark’s diet is made up of seagrass, which they happily graze upon as well as eating fish, crabs, snails and shrimp

I don’t think we’ll ever know the true depth of the ocean’s mysteries!

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[papasmoke]

In her essay Tik Tok the great philosopher Ke$ha declared that ‘the party don’t start till I walk in.’ which is clearly meant to convey that any recreational gathering is not truly a party until Ke$ha herself arrives.

But what if Ke$ha were to leave the party for some period of time only to then walk in again? This paradoxical scenario in which a party must simultaneously already exist and not exist yet is known as Ke$ha’s Quantum Party and has stumped theoretical physicists for decades.

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Ke$ha clearly states that “when I leave for the night I ain’t comin’ back” (Animal 2.4), and furthermore, that “Tonight, Imma fight/‘Til we see the sunlight” (2.13-14), implying that she will neither depart nor desist from celebration until the following solar recurrence; moreover, she asserts in the refrain that “…the party don’t stop, no” (2.16), sagely reassuring us that no spacetime-rending event will occur.