making shit up as i go

22//She/Her//ambivert af Alex is the name, comedy is the game! 😉 Inst

[flynnriders]

[yivialo]

[foshiizzzle-deactivated20140530]

Pharrell,Kanye,And Daft Punk

[icecreamsandwichcomics]

Pizza on the mind pizza on the grind

Yo I’m trying out making comics on an iPad Pro. So far so good but sometimes things are a little awkward. Normal things like the undo or save shortcuts. I think I might still be on the fence about it. Will report back with more info.

[weheartchristmas-blog]

[daingertmadelyn-deactivated2025]

[aromanticmagneto]

X-Men: The Animated Series - Graduation Day

[4gifs]

[gamerphobic-deactivated20200727]

me being dragged to hell in the middle of making my slime stim video

[sleep]

[beaunydoorin]

i love ubc bc not long ago someone graffitied “socrates was a bitch and so was descartes” on the wall of the arts building and thats what uni is really abt

[beaunydoorin]

[lostmybread-deactivated20190918]

@quirtee

[daily-natasharomanoff]

I’m bringing the party to you.

[whenmoments]

[kingkrookodile]

i was speaking to a customer in Japanese once at work and my coworker overheard me and later in the break room he said to our other coworkers “man Andrew was over there speakin Naruto”

[lzbth-deactivated20150219]

a….boy??? that likes girls who are natural???? no makuep??? wow no freindzone for you very special gentleman snowflake

[destructojoe]

This is a lie.  I still get friendzoned. Quite often i might add.  Im not scorned by it.  just a fact.  

[deadlidynos-deactivated20171121]

[foulserpent]

dont follow me if you disrespect rice. if you put ketchup or goddamn MAYO on rice then unfollow me block me report yourself and also die and

[foulserpent]

people seem to be misinterpreting this as referring to rice dishes cooked and seasoned WITH ketchup as one of many ingredients and i am here to tell you no, i am literally referring to people who cook plain rice and then defile it with a glob of fucking mayonnaise and/or ketchup and that these people are far more numerous than i could ever have imagined

[notalwaysright]

Retail

Atlanta, GA

I was working as a cashier at a retail store during one very rainy summer. When I finished ringing up a customer, I would always ask if there was anything else I could do for them. A lot of customers, thinking they were clever and original, would ask me to stop the rain. I would look out the window, snap my fingers, and then look annoyed and apologetic when the rain didn’t stop, and it made the customers smile.

One day it was raining extra hard and a customer asked me to stop the rain. I looked out and snapped my fingers at the sky and, by pure coincidence, the rain immediately stopped and within about ten seconds the sun began to shine brightly.

I was as astonished as anyone but I managed to keep a straight face, turned back to the customer and asked, “Is there anything *else* I can do for you?”

She just backed away slowly, gripping her purse, staring at me with eyes like saucers, and then turned and fled.

[mandopony]

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