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@alfridgoogles
Bought a silmaril off ebay, it arrived today
I think we all know how this is going to end.
WHEREÂ
HOWÂ
CAN I HAVE IT
dON”T YOU DARE.
@/everyone LOOK IM GOING TO GET A SILMARIL AND THEN ILL HAVE A SILMARIL YESSSSSSS YOU CANT STOP ME
NO NOPE NOOO STOP THIS MADNESS
what the hell is a silmaril anyway
is @grimagoogles having a good christmas
good presents to buy your estranged son
how much does a silmaril cost
NO FRICKIN SILMARILS @eowyngoogles and @tildagoogles Can we cook him too? Please?
YES let’s just do his entire family
I WILL HELP BURN THINGS THAT DESERVE BURNING
Thank you, just please don’t injure me. Also start with hIS FATHER
I CAN CONTROL WHAT DOES AND DOES NOT BURN VERY WELL, THANK YOU. WHY SHOULD I START WITH THE FATHER?
He protested against his father so why not rid of him first?
I SEE NOW
WHERE DOES ALFRID LIVEÂ
WHAT EVEN IS ALFRID
@alfridgoogles now we wait
I DISLIKE WAITING
He shouldn’t be taking this long..
@alfridgoogles SHOW YOUR DISGUSTING FACE
no thanks i think i’m just going to go into hiding for a little while
I’m bored, so I’m going to start some fights.
@eowyngoogles horses are stupid and overrated and your boyfriend is ugly.
@arwengoogles yeah your boyfriend is ugly too.Â
@aragorngoogles @faramirgoogles you guys are ugly.Â
@bardgoogles bows are stupid.Â
@tildagoogles you shouldn’t be on here you’re like 5.Â
@smauggoogles you’re the third best dragon and you’ll never be the best.Â
@ancalagongoogles you’re the second best dragon.Â
@beastofgondolingoogles you’re the best dragon.Â
Also, anything important happen while I was gone?Â
@alfridgoogles come pick your whiny child
@grimagoogles you’re going to get yourself killed son
lie low and wait
what is a balrog and should i be afraid of it
how to kill a balrog
balrog proof homes
is @grimagoogles having a good christmas
good presents to buy your estranged son
how much does a silmaril cost
why does everyone hate my son
is my son a disappointment
why is @alfridgoogles so ugly
the world makes everyone ugly little girl
How to convince @eowyngoogles to leave you alone
How to convince everyone you aren’t cruel
but ugly too
Says the guy with a chunk of metal as an arm and scars all over the place.
what a comeback. i am so hurt. go cry to ur daddy saruman
@azoggoogles i really, really hope that doesn’t mean what i think it means
Um… Not really sure what to say to that.
your mother has some explaining to do...
FATHER ITS YOU @alfridgoogles
i’ve aged well ;)
@alfridgoogles MY FATHER IS HERE WE WILL BE UNSTOPPABLE
prepare for trouble
is @grimagoogles actually the Alfrid of LotR
pFFFT YES
He’s my son.
so I guess being disgustingly horrible runs in the family?
I’m better at being horrible, and sorry about the typo, I’m his son.
Either way i’m right.
Again.
Yeah, yeah, but can you control people? Cause I can.
Why does that matter??
^ahem^ @theodengoogles ^ahem^ Remember that, dearie?
I know that you can, and can you not bring that up again? But what else are you planning do with that ability?
Ooh, I’ve found a weak spot! I just want to have some fun dearie.
NO YOU HAVEN’T. And even if you had you wouldn’t have found another.
It’s a weak spot. I found it.
No.
Yes.
No you have found notHING
Yes I have!
NO STOP FKN LYINGG
But I’m not!!
YES YOU ARE YOU KNOW WHAT IM DONE WITH YOU
I win!
NO YO- FUCKI G AAAAAAAAAAAA
@grimagoogles who’s this @theodengoogles and can we use him to get somewhere in society?
@alfridgoogles he’s a king.
wonderful
between him and @bardgoogles​ we’ll be set
@tildagoogles hello dearie
You really want to die, don’t you?
Stay away from her you creep. @bardgoogles save you pr daughter.
this is it ! I AM CUTTING YOUR HEAD OFF
IM TRYING TO MAKE A FRIEND WHY WONT YOU BELIEVE ME @smauggoogles IS TRYING TO EAT YOUR CHILDREN AND I DONT SEE YOU WORRYING ABOUT HIM
1. All you ever do is telling lies, I’m never going to believe you.
2. You must have missed a few episodes if you haven’t seen me worrying about Smaug eating my children.
bELIEVE ME YOUR DAUGHTER IS LIKE 5 IM TRYING TO HAVE SOMEONE NOT HATE ME
I don’t care for your aim, I don’t want you to poison her mind with your lies.
Leave my children alone.
@grimagoogles i thought i raised you better than this son
is @grimagoogles actually the Alfrid of LotR
Worse than that.
The question is, when will Alfrid and GrĂma set a dinner date to cry about their woes and share tips on being a slimy bastard.
When will I talk to my father??? Soon enough, I suppose. Where is @alfridgoogles ?
still running from my past
and working on getting @bardgoogles to trust me…
fATHER
hello son i have arrived
is @grimagoogles actually the Alfrid of LotR
pFFFT YES
He’s my son.
so I guess being disgustingly horrible runs in the family?
I’m better at being horrible, and sorry about the typo, I’m his son.
Either way i’m right.
Again.
Yeah, yeah, but can you control people? Cause I can.
Why does that matter??
^ahem^ @theodengoogles ^ahem^ Remember that, dearie?
I know that you can, and can you not bring that up again? But what else are you planning do with that ability?
Ooh, I’ve found a weak spot! I just want to have some fun dearie.
NO YOU HAVEN’T. And even if you had you wouldn’t have found another.
It’s a weak spot. I found it.
No.
Yes.
No you have found notHING
Yes I have!
NO STOP FKN LYINGG
But I’m not!!
YES YOU ARE YOU KNOW WHAT IM DONE WITH YOU
I win!
NO YO- FUCKI G AAAAAAAAAAAA
@grimagoogles who’s this @theodengoogles and can we use him to get somewhere in society?
is @grimagoogles actually the Alfrid of LotR
Worse than that.
The question is, when will Alfrid and GrĂma set a dinner date to cry about their woes and share tips on being a slimy bastard.
When will I talk to my father??? Soon enough, I suppose. Where is @alfridgoogles ?
still running from my past
and working on getting @bardgoogles to trust me...
how to get on @bardgoogles good side
“tolkien character” googles masterpost
so i thought it would be a good idea if we had a masterpost for these blogs, so it will be easier to follow them :-)Â
We already haveÂ
thoringoogles
bilbogoogles
kiligoogles
filigoogles
frodogoogles
taurielgoogles
smauggoogles
thranduilgoogles
saurongoogles
arwengoogles
legolasgoogles
angbandgoogles
feanorgoogles
gandalfgoogles
bardgoogles
lindirgoogles
origoogles
bofurgoogles
norigoogles
turingoogles
dwalingoogles
disgoogles
freringoogles
boromirgoogles
faramirgoogles
elrondgoogles
glorfindelgoogles
thetwinsgoogle (elladan and elrohir)
merrygoogles
eowyngoogles
dorigoogles
galadrielgoogles
theeaglesgoogle
nerdanelgoogles
gollumgoogles
daingoogles
bifurgoogles
celeborngoogles
feanoriangoogles
finarfingoogles
balingoogles
bomburgoogles
samgoogles
belladonagoogles
cirdangoogles
elrosgoogles
radagastgoogles
figwitgoogles
viligoogles
idrilgoogles
beorngoogles
baingoogles
elessargoogles
eomergoogles
morgothgoogles
grimagoogles
theodengoogles
Feel free to comment with your own “tolkien character” googles blog!
@alfridgoogles is joining the club ;)
