Shieldmaiden of Rohan

A lot of RP (follows from fandom-hoe101)

[eowyngoogles]

How to get @aragorngoogles off my dick about how I speak 🙄😒

[aragorngoogles]

*clutches heart* the constant attack. How does one deal?

[eowyngoogles]

Stfu man you’re not an actor and you’re playing such a bad victim 😒

[eowyngoogles]

How to get @aragorngoogles off my dick about how I speak 🙄😒

[aragorngoogles]

GOOGLES RP MASTERPOST

    Going to make a masterpost in order to access who is still interested in being active in the rp as well as urls we can take if we want to be multiple characters/want to involve more people! So if you see this post on your dash and are part of the rp (and interested in maintaining your character) pls reblog and tag your googles accounts so I can add them to the list!!

    Equally, if you’re interested in joining and want a certain username, please message me, and if you are able to create an account, tag your new account! 

    If you are not interested in being active anymore or want to change characters and want to figure out how to get the url, please message me and we can sort it out together!

So far, I have @merrygoogles @turingoogles and (obviously) @aragorngoogles, my primary. 

URLS I currently have up for grabs are @bardgoogles and @theodengoogles

Thanks!

[eowyngoogles]

I’m still active!

@eowyngoogles

[theartofangirling]

incorrect lotr quotes: (25/?)

[insp.]

[aragorngoogles]

@eowyngoogles

[eowyngoogles]

You don’t have to mock my ignorance towards your strange new vernacular... 😭 @faramirgoogles ARAGORN IS BEING MEAN TO ME!

[christophernolan]

The women of this country learned long ago, those without swords can still die upon them. I fear neither death nor pain.

[eowyngoogles]

@aragorngoogles LOOK AT US ALL YOUNG AND STUFF

[aragorngoogles]

YASSS bitch #throwback Thursday

[eowyngoogles]

We need to get together some time tho

[christophernolan]

The women of this country learned long ago, those without swords can still die upon them. I fear neither death nor pain.

[eowyngoogles]

@aragorngoogles LOOK AT US ALL YOUNG AND STUFF

[merrygoogles]

How to relive the Glory days of riding into battle with @eowyngoogles

[eowyngoogles]

@merrygoogles Well, @faramirgoogles and I could come visit you and @pippingoogles in the shire? 😊🤗

[eowyngoogles]

Eowyn: If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Sauron, Saruman and Grima, I would shoot Grima twice.

[christophernolan]

The women of this country learned long ago, those without swords can still die upon them. I fear neither death nor pain.

[eowyngoogles]

@aragorngoogles look at how cute we are!!!

[eowyngoogles]

How do you keep your hair so shiny @glorfindelgoogles ??

[glorfindelgooglesdeactivated]

Nothing special, it just grows that way. 

[eowyngoogles]

wHAT THATS NOT FAIR

[lindirgoogles]

He’s lying. His bathroom is FULL of products.

[erestorgoogles]

I can confirm that.

[lindirgoogles]

Erestor…. what have you been doing in Glorfindel’s bathroom?

[erestorgoogles]

I oversee all incoming orders and Glorfindel orders a lot of conditioner.

[lindirgoogles]

….. How much is “a lot”?

[erestorgoogles]

An entire box for himself.

[lindirgoogles]

From where?

[erestorgoogles]

Lothlorien 

[lindirgoogles]

Wait you mean….?

Does that mean…..

No…. No it couldn’t be….. No no no, there are STORIES….

[glorfindelgooglesdeactivated]

Lindir…? 

What is it?

[lindirgoogles]

Lady Galadriel’s hair….. there’s no way that isn’t natural, is there?

[glorfindelgooglesdeactivated]

I’m pretty sure it is…

[eowyngoogles]

@galadrielgoogles ...it's real...right?

[eowyngoogles]

How to ask for advice about hand to hand combat from @aragorngoogles ?

[aragorngoogles]

Ah, young Padawan, that depends…Are you going to use this knowledge to fITE ME?!

[eowyngoogles]

……….

No…?

[gimligoogles]

Aragorn, stop making references to other franchises

[legolasgoogles-blog]

I’d be happy to teach you, my lady. @eowyngoogles

[thetwinsgoogle-deactivated]

@eowyngoogles tell him theres a bug on him. Like a really big bug. 

[eowyngoogles]

Who, @thetwinsgoogle? @legolasgoogles or @aragorngoogles ?

[thetwinsgoogle-deactivated]

We taught him everything he knows about combat. We know his weaknesses. 

[eowyngoogles]

Tell me

[thetwinsgoogle-deactivated]

bugs and hes ticklish 

[eowyngoogles]

*evil laugh* -cough- uhh I’m gonna go do something real quick @aragorngoogles … *tickle tickle*

[aragorngoogles]

Dude I’m fine with bugs. I had a pet beetle when I was younger. I’ve eaten them to survive near what used to be Angmar. I dealed with that little bugger Goll–AHAHAHA STOP IT, STOP IT STO-

[eowyngoogles]

MUHAHAHAHHAHAHAH NEVERRRRR

[eowyngoogles]

How do you keep your hair so shiny @glorfindelgoogles ??

[glorfindelgooglesdeactivated]

Nothing special, it just grows that way. 

[eowyngoogles]

wHAT THATS NOT FAIR

[lindirgoogles]

He’s lying. His bathroom is FULL of products.

[erestorgoogles]

I can confirm that.

[lindirgoogles]

Erestor…. what have you been doing in Glorfindel’s bathroom?

[erestorgoogles]

I oversee all incoming orders and Glorfindel orders a lot of conditioner.

[lindirgoogles]

….. How much is “a lot”?

[glorfindelgooglesdeactivated]

Why do you need to go into my bathroom to oversee orders???

[erestorgoogles]

I never went into your bathroom. I meant that all the orders go through my office. I never want to have any reason to go into your bathroom.

[glorfindelgooglesdeactivated]

#shudders

Um, rude. 

also, 3 bottles of conditioner every two months is hardly excessive. 

[erestorgoogles]

To you it may not seem excessive but I use about half that amount in the same length of time.

[glorfindelgooglesdeactivated]

-scowls-

It is not excessive!

[eowyngoogles]

Just a little?

[glorfindelgooglesdeactivated]

It is not!

[eowyngoogles]

Just a wee bit???

[eowyngoogles]

How to ask for advice about hand to hand combat from @aragorngoogles ?

[aragorngoogles]

Ah, young Padawan, that depends…Are you going to use this knowledge to fITE ME?!

[eowyngoogles]

……….

No…?

[gimligoogles]

Aragorn, stop making references to other franchises

[legolasgoogles-blog]

I’d be happy to teach you, my lady. @eowyngoogles

[thetwinsgoogle-deactivated]

@eowyngoogles tell him theres a bug on him. Like a really big bug. 

[eowyngoogles]

Who, @thetwinsgoogle? @legolasgoogles or @aragorngoogles ?

[thetwinsgoogle-deactivated]

We taught him everything he knows about combat. We know his weaknesses. 

[eowyngoogles]

Tell me

[thetwinsgoogle-deactivated]

bugs and hes ticklish 

[eowyngoogles]

*evil laugh* -cough- uhh I'm gonna go do something real quick @aragorngoogles ... *tickle tickle*

[eowyngoogles]

How do you keep your hair so shiny @glorfindelgoogles ??

[glorfindelgooglesdeactivated]

Nothing special, it just grows that way. 

[eowyngoogles]

wHAT THATS NOT FAIR

[lindirgoogles]

He’s lying. His bathroom is FULL of products.

[erestorgoogles]

I can confirm that.

[lindirgoogles]

Erestor…. what have you been doing in Glorfindel’s bathroom?

[erestorgoogles]

I oversee all incoming orders and Glorfindel orders a lot of conditioner.

[lindirgoogles]

….. How much is “a lot”?

[glorfindelgooglesdeactivated]

Why do you need to go into my bathroom to oversee orders???

[erestorgoogles]

I never went into your bathroom. I meant that all the orders go through my office. I never want to have any reason to go into your bathroom.

[glorfindelgooglesdeactivated]

#shudders

Um, rude. 

also, 3 bottles of conditioner every two months is hardly excessive. 

[erestorgoogles]

To you it may not seem excessive but I use about half that amount in the same length of time.

[glorfindelgooglesdeactivated]

-scowls-

It is not excessive!

[eowyngoogles]

Just a little?

[eowyngoogles]

How do you keep your hair so shiny @glorfindelgoogles ??

[glorfindelgooglesdeactivated]

Nothing special, it just grows that way. 

[eowyngoogles]

wHAT THATS NOT FAIR

[lindirgoogles]

He’s lying. His bathroom is FULL of products.

[erestorgoogles]

I can confirm that.

[lindirgoogles]

Erestor…. what have you been doing in Glorfindel’s bathroom?

[erestorgoogles]

I oversee all incoming orders and Glorfindel orders a lot of conditioner.

[lindirgoogles]

….. How much is “a lot”?

[erestorgoogles]

An entire box for himself.

[lindirgoogles]

From where?

[erestorgoogles]

Lothlorien 

[lindirgoogles]

Wait you mean….?

Does that mean…..

No…. No it couldn’t be….. No no no, there are STORIES….

[eowyngoogles]

Take deep breaths @lindirgoogles it'll be ok, *pats back*

[eowyngoogles]

How to ask for advice about hand to hand combat from @aragorngoogles ?

[aragorngoogles]

Ah, young Padawan, that depends…Are you going to use this knowledge to fITE ME?!

[eowyngoogles]

……….

No…?

[gimligoogles]

Aragorn, stop making references to other franchises

[legolasgoogles-blog]

I’d be happy to teach you, my lady. @eowyngoogles

[thetwinsgoogle-deactivated]

@eowyngoogles tell him theres a bug on him. Like a really big bug. 

[eowyngoogles]

Who, @thetwinsgoogle? @legolasgoogles or @aragorngoogles ?

[thetwinsgoogle-deactivated]

We taught him everything he knows about combat. We know his weaknesses. 

[eowyngoogles]

Tell me

[alexaryebread]

The types of couples in High School:

[gimligoogles]

Bahahaha @aragorngoogles, @taurielgoogles, @eowyngoogles

[eowyngoogles]

AWEEE @faramirgoogles LOOK AT HOW CUTE WE ARE BABE!!!! @gimligoogles and @legolasgoogles are the type everyone secretly ships but won't admit it.