No offense to me but wtf am I doing
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No offense to me but wtf am I doing
I like saying "I'll allow it" only in contexts where I have no power or authority
jusr found out about this great POC owned alternative to Amazon called Aliexpress
Weāre they
I used to think these and Lindor were the HEIGHT of luxury
My PIN number to this day is my second grade best friends birthday. There are people I donāt talk to anymore whose families are still in my prayers. There are shirts I wear to bed from exes of 8 years ago who are married now with kids. And I havenāt found a macaroni salad recipe better than my college boyfriendās momsā. Our lives are made up of so many people and when people become parts of our lives, some parts remain long after they leave. And in the same exact way, itās comforting to know there are so many lives youāre still a part of that you have no idea about.
My PIN number to this day is my second grade best friends birthday. There are people I donāt talk to anymore whose families are still in my prayers. There are shirts I wear to bed from exes of 8 years ago who are married now with kids. And I havenāt found a macaroni salad recipe better than my college boyfriendās momsā. Our lives are made up of so many people and when people become parts of our lives, some parts remain long after they leave. And in the same exact way, itās comforting to know there are so many lives youāre still a part of that you have no idea about.
theyāre not wrong thoĀ š
Some of yall in the notes really wanna steal terms from bi women who have been using them since before you were born. Sit down and shut the fuck up.
āBisexual: Assume Nothingā has exactly the same energy as 95% of modern Bisexual shitposts and I love it
having one of those executive function days where everything is too many steps
by which i mean, like, here's how my brain parses the steps in making coffee
good day:
make coffee
regular day:
put water in coffee maker
put coffee in coffee maker
turn on coffee maker
bad day:
take pot from coffee maker
turn on sink
fill up coffee pot
turn off sink
pour water into coffee maker
put coffee pot in coffee maker
open cupboard
get coffee filter from cupboard
get coffee beans from cupboard
put filter in coffee pot
measure coffee
pour coffee into filter
close coffee maker
turn coffee maker on
anyway this is a "14 steps to make coffee" kind of day
This is actually a really good way of explaining this
there are many things tumblr as a whole has to learn but one of them isĀ āsomeone can reblog a post without them endorsing every action the op has ever taken, we are not beholden to do background checks on the producers of every shitpost on the internetā
š³ what if we accidentally kissed š³
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My dad said ok but not to touch his power tools or else Iām grounded
š³š³what if we accidentally knocked over his 20 year old cordless drill while kissing in the garage š
*cries while kissing* I'MSOGONNAGETGROUNDEDFORTHIS
š³šwhat if this was all a dream and you woke up in your bed ungrounded and everything was fine? š³
THEKISSWASN'TREAL
Vijay Singh with the most outrageous golf shot the masters has ever seen. Ever.
G O L F W I T H O U T L I M I T S
I can only assume this is from some amazingly realistic looking sports anime because there aināt no goddamn way that happened in real life.
Iāve definitely reblogged this before, but I just think itās super cute because there are like āgolf mannersā where youāre not supposed to make a huge ruckus but like EVERYONE felt it warranted cheering because HOLY SHIT THAT WAS A GREAT SHOT.
how do you not hold your club above your head and hoot like a tusken raider after a shot like that
racist teens having their college offers taken away and racist adults getting fired from their jobs? we love to see it. face the consequences of your words and actions
Hereās me with a sword my jewish grandfather stole off of a nazi happy thanksgiving
Sigourney Weaver in Holes (2003) dir. Andrew Davis
uhhhhh⦠we doin okay ladies???
Girl she had pointed nails and rattlesnake venom in her nail polish!! Itās not worth it!!
Yes it is