anyone up to texting and getting to know each other?
heyy, i'm a girl from germany and I am really into music.
I love taylor and chappell, reneé, conan, olivia, sabrina and honestly pretty much all of the pop girlies. also, if you know hannah grae, TEXT ME, I need to get to know you.
I really love art too and of course fanfiction. If you have ANY good recommendations, let me know.
FORGET ABOUT SMUT. I LOVE IT BUT PLEASE I AM TIRED OF IT. I NEED ANGST. I NEED GUT WRENCHING EMOTIONAL TURMOIL THAT MAKES ME SICK TO MY STOMACH. I NEED TO BAWL JUST FROM THINKING ABOUT IT.
✴︎ jul 2 ✴︎ snobby slytherin princess pt. 2 ✴︎ sirius black
after witnessing an interesting exchange, sirius can't help but seek you out for a conversation about rebellion and love.
✴︎ jul 4 ✴︎ don't be cruel✴︎ steve harrington
when nancy's fancy birthday dinner that jonathan claimed was impossible to reserve is crashed by you and Steve's spontaneous date night, an argument between them breaks out. somehow, you and steve manage to crash that too.
✴︎ jul 6 ✴︎ ice cream ✴︎ sodapop curtis
your period is late and whilst you can do nothing but panic about the potential child growing inside you, sodapop gets you a doctor's appointment, ensuring nobody finds out until you get a solid answer.
✴︎ jul 8 ✴︎ pink pyjamas ✴︎ rosa diaz
jake peralta isn't the most serious detective out there, but he is one of the smartest ones, so the smallest slip up in your body language is enough to out your biggest secret to him.
✴︎ jul 10 ✴︎ attention seeker ✴︎ remus lupin
ever the attentive boyfriend, remus asks about your day, but can't help regretting his decision when he realises how bad he needs you. like now. unfortunately though, lily seems to have caught onto the conversation, and now he has to wait.
✴︎ jul 12 ✴︎ into the night✴︎ bucky barnes
somehow, you and yelena end up on her couch after a night out, where you get to lay your eyes on her teammate Bucky Barnes for the very first time. thankfully, the alcohol in your system doesn't stop you from making a move.
✴︎ jul 14 ✴︎ the break(up) room ✴︎ robin buckley
nancy wheeler has been spending too much time with your girlfriend, and your world nearly explodes when you find out oblivious steve harrington has noticed it too.
✴︎ jul 16 ✴︎ all tramped up✴︎ jake peralta
another unsolved case draws you back to the precinct in the middle of a night out, and after already having a couple of drinks, it's jake who needs to drive you home to get you into appropriate clothes for work
✴︎ jul 18 ✴︎ drunken madness ✴︎ regulus black
sirius gets the honour of discovering what his brother regulus is like with his friends in more intimate settings, and can't help but be enthralled by how he behaves with his girlfriend.
✴︎ jul 20 ✴︎ embracing guilt ✴︎ jonathan byers
steve is a nosy motherfucker and he's not afraid to admit it, but when he finds some things that tiptoe past his close friends' boundaries, he immediately feels guilty. a.k.a steve discovers your relationship with jonathan after snooping in his friend's room
✴︎ jul 22 ✴︎ doorstep kisses✴︎ james potter
you come home from a date night with your husband, who is eager to keep the fun going despite having your twelve year old child awaiting with his babysitter at home
✴︎ jul 24 ✴︎ natasha's mentee ✴︎ peter parker
peter's spidey tingles fail to work during training, purely because you're in the room, but what's even worse is that you have questions to ask about it.
no one is ready to go to sleep yet after a party, but luckily for all, tashi has plans in her dorm and stories to tell. there's one in particular about the two of you playing doubles at ucla that has the boys particularly intrigued.
you thirst after your girlfriend's biceps during a party. james and sirius notice. lily ruins a moment by making sure you're not using your girlfriend for sex.
✴︎ jul 30 ✴︎ three inches ✴︎ jim hopper
jim hopper has always had a strict rule with el - to keep the door open 3 inches. but when he brings his new girlfriend around to meet el, he's surprised that she tries to apply the rule to him too.
an: this is my first fic and it might be the only fic i’ll ever post. also sorry if the smut sucks it’s clear that a virgin wrote this 💔
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sam had his eyes on you for the longest time at school. you two had only spoken a couple of times, and one of those times was when you complimented his black and blue hair. so after chickening out for the longest time, he finally asked you out during chemistry class by passing you a note that said, “there’s going to be a re-release on nightmare on elm street. do you wanna go see it with me tomorrow night @ 8pm?”
while sam has a job, he’s always broke because he spends his money on weed and stupid shit he doesn’t need, but somehow he always finds a way to have money to spend on you. even if it’s a couple of dollars, he’ll buy you a snack or a trinket.
sam is a HUGE softie when it comes to you. even though it looks like he’s in a bad mood 24/7, he’ll call you to come over so he can hug you, kiss you, cuddle with you, and watch tv after having a long day or arguing with his stepdad or just because. sometimes he’ll cry silently into your shoulder when it’s bad.
sam claims to hate pet names, but he secretly loves them and finds it endearing when you call him ‘baby, sammy, babe, or my love.’ the first time you called him sammy, he gave you the dirtiest side eye but you knew deep down that he loved it.
sam was scared shitless when he got his labret piercing done. he claimed he wasn’t scared at all, but the second the piercer inserted the needle he grabbed your wrist, and squeezed the absolute fuck out of it when he felt the stinging sensation.
sam loves taking polaroid pictures of you or the two of you together. he’ll put them on his walls of his bedroom or on the dash meter of his car. he also likes to put your claw clip on the strap on his backpack, and he’ll even put your bra strap on as a bracelet.
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the first time you and sam had sex was in his car at a empty parking lot. you two had just got done smoking two joints. it was pretty bad because, first of all, it was sloppy. second of all, he had you trying to ride him in the driver’s seat, but that didn’t work out due to lack of space. so you both moved to the back seat, and somehow it was worse.
sam loves teasing you before inserting his dick inside of you. he’ll put the tip in just to make you whine and squirm. he also likes to rub his tip on your clit so he can watch you beg, but you later get him back by edging him.
sam loves it when you wear skirts, especially denim skirts and dresses. when he gets impatient, he can easily fold them and move it up towards your stomach and put your panties to the side to fuck you.
sam’s favorite position is definitely doggy. he loves seeing your ass up, back arched while his balls smack your ass. a hand on your lower back and the other hand grips your head back so he can watch your helpless expression.
when sam’s mom grounds him and can’t see you, he’ll grab a pair of panties that belong to you and wrap them around his hard leaking dick. he gets himself off while picturing you. it’s not enough but that’ll do for now.
sam has an asphyxiation kink, (duh, it’s literally shown in the movie lol). one time while you were riding him, he wanted you to choke him until he turned red. you were hesitant at first, but after the first try, it’s been apart of the routine ever since.
Sam Monroe x reader where they watch a movie ( idk if romance, or horror ) but Sam keeps making sexual jokes at reader like whispering them in her ear while she’s on his chest.
you can choose whatever if it’s smut of fluff idc
Movie distraction...
☆Sam Monroe x afab!Reader
☆SMUT!! +18!! fingering, penetration, missionary, cowgirl, sort of dirty and praise talk, joking and teasing during sex.
The summer night air blew in through the window, causing the curtains to swing lazily. You rest your head on his shoulder with his arm wrapped around you. The mixed scent of cheap men deodorant, popcorn and cigarettes was hitting your nostrils. Your fingers were slowly brushing his chest while your eyes were fixed on the screen. "Why did she even say some shit like that?" Sam sighed pointing at the small TV in front of you. Your parents weren't home so you invited your boyfriend to a sleepover. You already watched some two bloody brutal horror movies and he finally let you pick some classic romance, although after something about 20 minutes he started to make too many jokes and judge everything the main characters do.
After a few minutes an intimate scene approached on the screen... a heated, fast and passionate sex against the wall in the public restroom. Sam's hand froze on your shoulder for a second, but then he chuckled shaking his head seeing small, barely visible blush on your cheek and leaned to whisper to your ear. "I can do better than that." You didn't move for a moment, acting like it didn't affect you, thinking that it was just his another joke. But his fingers started slowly moving on your body, from your arm to your waist and then softly roaming over your hip, fidgeting with the waistband of your pajama shorts.
You finally lifted your head and looked at his lightly blushed face and proud sly grin. "what?" he whispered. "nothin..." you moved closer, your lips were an inch apart but he stopped you, whispering with a teasing cocky tone, "what about the movie, babe?" You sighed and rolled your eyes, "At the end he will leave her for his high school crush. Movie's over." and with that you smacked your lips together. He smiled into the kiss, deepening it right after and shifting your position, placing you under him. The kiss only got deeper, your tongues finding a rhythm, sending shivers down your spine. Your hands are buried into his hair, tugging it lightly as Sam moved his lips to your jaw, leaving small teasing kisses going down your neck.
His hands stopped at your shorts, just to teasingly slowly put his hand underneath the fabric. His kisses got more firm, leaving red and wet traces on your skin. Sam's hand was only going further as you slightly parted your legs. After taking his sweet time he finally brushed his finger along your folds making you gasp. He smiled against your skin under your ear, "shit, you're so wet..." he slipped his middle finger into your warmth and placed his thumb on your clit, playing with it, only making you whimper even more. "You sure you don't want to watch a movie?" he asked teasingly, messing with you turning his gaze to a tv for a second before returning back to your eyes, "there will be a big love confession soon..." his finger still hitting the spot every time, making your spine arch. "Sam... Shut up." You whimpered breathlessly.
He snorted with barely audible laughter and pulled his finger out of you, shifting his position, kneeling on his heels between your legs, "so you won't mind if I block the view?" his voice was low and raspy with hunger but his tone was teasing. You rolled your hips against him in need, "Sam... No. I don't mind." your tone is filled with impatience. "...please"
He chuckled quietly, unbuckling his belt and keeping hungry eye contact with you, "as you wish." Sam slipped his jeans and boxers down, revealing his hard cock with a shiny sticky tip. He hooked his fingers in your waistband and ripped your shorts and panties off you, throwing them behind him, letting them hit the screen where the main couple were now having a promised love confession moment. Sam spread your legs wider and in a slow smooth motion buried himself inside of you, throwing his head back with a gasp, "you're so tight..." he set a steady and brisk pace, making you moan, "Sam... Fuck. Don't stop." the way you moaned his name drove him crazy, moving his hips even faster, letting your body slaps fill the room. He intertwined your fingers together and pinned your hands on the sides of your head, leaning above you, making deep and intimate eye contact with you, "you're so fuckin' beautiful like this... taking me so fuckin' good."
Sam shifted your position once again, "I want to see you riding me..." he placed his hands on your hips, leading you firmly on his thick cock, your hands were on his chest, squeezing the fabric of his black shirt between your fingers, making your knuckles white. "Ride me like you're fucking mean it." Sam whispered staring into your eyes while his hands were on your hips, roaming down to your thighs, squeezing them. Someone in the movie in the back just told a really horrible joke and Sam chuckled still pounding into you making your hips meet halfway "God, it's so stupid..." he murmured with a dumb, amused smile.
Your moans and his raspy groans filled the room drowning out the movie playing in the background. "Sam... Sam I'm so close-" you gasped as your orgasm was building up. "I know, I know... go on, babe." he took your chin between his fingers, still holding your thigh with the other hand, "look at me while you come on my dick." Shortly after a wave of pleasure and relief hit you, making your body tremble, Sam's right behind you, filling you up with his final half-thrust.
You collapsed on the bed next to him with his arm around you, and for a moment the only sounds were your heavy breathing and the movie still playing quietly in the back. You lifted your head to look at the screen, "Sam, we made it to the final scene." He burst into a breathless laugh, "should I feel offended or proud?"
A/N: guysssss it's my first smut on this account and first one since i kinda know shit about writing but English is not my first language so I'm still not sure if I'm good at this... Please let me know!!!
desperate loser boys who pretty much beg you to fuck them or even just jerk them off…or even just begs to touch you….desperate loser boys who get hard from cleavage and start leaking from barely any touching…mhmhm desperate nerdy loser boys <33
If you're going to be using these sigils online please give credit where credit is due. I've been using these sigils for awhile now and have just now decided to share them online. Just tag me if you're gonna use it in a post please.
I’ve always drawn out my sigils for each spell or ritual that I do, and lately I’ve been finding that kinda tedious because sometimes I’ll use five or six or more in the same working.
SO I made a bunch of little stones out of air dry clay and painted a sigil on each! I also made a taglock stone for myself that I can just whip out instead of carving my name/birthdate into a candle. The colors all correspond to the sigil meanings 🎨✨
Greet the trees outside your window in the morning, or the ones you pass on your daily commute. They're your neighbours, after all.
Carry a needle and a bit of thread; especially red wool, as it mends the threads of fate.
Pick snails out of the road and lay them back in the grass.
Move the bodies crushed by the road into the grass as well. You wouldn't want your body to dry out on the asphalt instead of returning to the earth, would you?
Consider composting the organic waste from your household. Use the compost to grow herbs for your craft: they grow wonderfully inside a home and don't take much space or maintenance.
Carry a bit of birdseed or barley for the birds you encounter.
Speak to things as you work: tell your bread dough it will be delicious when you knead it, tell the clothes you're making or mending that they will be long-lived and beautiful.
Tell your sorrows to willow trees, your deep desires to oaks, your plans and achievements to spruces and your gossip to birches.
Especially in summer and autumn, carry satchels with you to collect foraged herbs in. Dry them on your windowsill, spread into a thin and even layer, shuffling them every few days until they've dried completely. Store somewhere dry and steep them into teas over the winter.
Save jars to put preserves in, make jar spells, tinctures or blessed water and oils, but keep only as many as you need. Around the the turn of autumn, give the surplus to friends, family or neighbours, or anyone in need.
If you cannot give away a piece of clothing you no longer want, either because it's damaged or because it won't fit anyone you can give it to, take it apart and either reuse the fabric/thread or give that away. But as much as possible, avoid throwing away perfectly good clothes.
And if you must, leave them near the bins in clean bags for the poor and unhoused to take.
Carry nuts and dried fruit on you to attract abundance and keep you nourished, and offer them generously whenever possible. The more you give, the more comes back to you.
Never return a borrowed dish empty.
Eat boiled barley, cream of wheat, polenta and rice pudding especially around midsummer and going into fall, to honour the grains harvest.
Before you eat an apple, twist the stem and recite the alphabet, one letter for each twist. The letter it breaks off on is the initial of a good friend, so give them a blessing. You can also use this if you suspect someone is speaking ill of you, by first asking the apple to reveal who it is.
In winter, leave citrus and apple peels on your hearth or radiator to dry out, then use in spells.
In spring, leave the hair from your brushes for sparrows and pigeons to use in their nests. As they are homely, gentle-natured birds that live in tight-knit flocks or pair for life, this will come back to you in the form of a bountiful home and a steady, loving life and family.
Greet magpies and crows politely as you pass by, particularly if you only encounter one on its own, to ward against bad luck. They aren't wicked, but they are tricksters and very good at magic themselves, and so a show of respect will both guard you from their offense and call on their favour.
Greet also the storks as they come home, protect their nests from anyone who would disturb them, and compliment their hatchlings.
And when you give a compliment, make a spitting motion twice lest the praise turn into a hex.
