Hoenn Princess ( AU ) @hoennbclle-blog - Tumblr Blog

hey i’m over @solhearts now . i got three pokegal gameverse muses over there so !!

#ooc #i kinda miss?? being here i guess #but the muse doesn't hold up long enough for a blog.#i mean i could make a multimuse just for the gameverse girls.....

musingsiren

more out of context sentence starters.

of course feel free to change pronouns as necessary. and yes, these are actual things i have heard / said

“Your 2 year old kid is tanner than me”

“YEAH!! FUCK THE CORPORATION!! STICK IT TO THE MAN!! DONT LET YOURSELF BE TETHERED BY THE CHAINS OF CAPITALISM ANY MORE!!"

"Are you rapping in French?!”

“Don’t tell dad I just did that.”

*gives you puppy eyes while holding a mango*

“I hat him so much. LOOK, that’s how much I hate that character, I can’t even type right.”

“ACCEPT MY AFFECTION YOU ASSHOLE”

“I liked making jokes about being a corporate sell out.”

“Generally people say ‘bless you’ when I sneeze but, sure, 'ew’ works too”

“You think this is a game, mom?”

“Wow, you have surprisingly good hand writing”

“It’s bad man… I have a pair of socks that remind me of him.”

“I’m getting a headache and that’s not good”

“If I hear the name Kardashian one more time I’m going to flip my shit”

“Is the tea okay??”

“Get in the bush”

“[name], do NOT dance”

(Sadly) “he’s a waffle”

“I will never die. I AM DEATH”

“[name]’s in a permanent mid-life crisis”

“Oh god, it depresses me when people eat pizza with a fork and knife.”

“I just quacked at them loudly"

“No, you should take the last one”

"Fuck you and your goldfish"

"To tall people we short ones still look human so we are probably creepy fetuses crawling amongst them while they scream '’ANOTHER ESCAPED THE WOMB’ "

#{;; how about we play a game;;to pass the time? | ( memes )

ofpretenserp

text meme: my phone edition

texts provided by steph’s and my phone

[text]: No way I’ll be able to manage that unfortunately [text]: Are you sure she wasn’t joking? [text]: Need to stop jacking it so much [text]: No, fuck, some asshole blocked me in. Maybe later. [text]: You left your keys here, by the way [text]: Yeah, they’re there now. [text]: I have to share this with my favorite potato [text]: That escalated moderately [text]: Haha, just come over [text]: What’s happening to you? [text]: As a poor student, I resent that. [text]: I don’t remember ever having this conversation [text]: That’s okay, I’ll just wander around until you get here [text]: If it looks like a bitch, sounds like a bitch and smells like a bitch… [text]: I give you my blessing. Marry that dude. [text]: A baby pointed at me and now I’m offended [text]: We talked about it at the party last night while you were in the bathroom [text]: Random question. Do you have guitar hero? [text]: The kids have arrived… [text]: He looks like a peanut with hair [text]: I had a dream you shot me, so I’m mad at you right now [text]: Oh no, what if I sent you in the wrong direction :( [text]: Where the fuck are you guys? [text]: I’m committed to this activity if it happens [text]: I got an appointment at the doctor’s, let’s hope he knows how to fix this [text]: WHAT SHOULD I DO WITH THE TOMATOES [text]: I’m taking the cake out of the oven now and then I’m leaving [text]: are you gonna sleep until tomorrow or what? [text]: I’m supposed to be doing homework and it’s just not happening right now [text]: Listen, that’s just natural selection. Accept it. [text]: 100% am not going to make it on time [text]: I need to get a sugar daddy, is what I’m saying here [text]: He has a nice face but that was an INSTANT boner kill [text]: Whatever, I’m leaving early. Like, really really early. [text]: You have to admit I’m very pretty for someone this ugly [text]: basically you only need to have a dog in one of your pictures for me to swipe right on tinder [text]: this is not the douche you’re looking for [text]: Hang out with me instead, because I’m cooler [text]: Give me antibiotics or give me death [text]: it expired in 1997… look at your life [text]: Where did this comically small shotglass come from? [text]: Imagine: clean dishes. And all you have to do is start the fucking dishwasher

#{;; how about we play a game;;to pass the time? | ( memes )#(( TEXT MEME NIGHT ))

alolatrained

[ to :hoenn princess: ] yeah sometimes i really am tempted to just leave

[ to :hoenn princess: ] but alola is my home

[ to :hoenn princess: ] speaking of which here comes one now.

[ … ]

[ to :hoenn princess: ] doncha just love it when a trainer comes up and only uses one type

[ to :hoenn princess: ] i p much just spammed one move and that was it

[ to :hoenn princess: ] primarina looks disappointed and i don’t blame her

[ text to ; alolan flower ] oh my god. that’s kinda stupid [ text to ; alolan flower ] y’know when i get back we should have a battle [ text to ; alolan flower ] two champs against each other would prob be fun [ text to ; alolan flower ] and hoenn is my home to but -- [ text to ; alolan flower ] i’m not ready. to be champ.

#{&;; just a bit of sunshine in my life;;my new friends by my side | ( alola )#{&;; the princess of hoenn to brighten a whole new world | ( kalos )#(( please god ))#(( just them chatting it would be g r e at ))

alolatrained

[ to :hoenn princess: ] that sucks!!

[ to :hoenn princess: ] im sorry you had to get dragged into that

[ to :hoenn princess: ] if i had a bit more warning i would probably be there but

[ to :hoenn princess: ] champion duty and all that. got challengers to fight.

[ to :hoenn princess: ] oh well.

[ text to ; alolan flower ] nah it’s fine. i mean they’re like, messing everything up! [ text to ; alolan flower ] plus it’s helpin’ some friends out so it’s worth it in the end [ text to ; alolan flower ] stay focused on that, it’s hard work trust me. it’s why i left hoenn [ text to ; alolan flower ] i'm still technically the champ but -- never there. whoops.

#alolatrained #{&;; the princess of hoenn to brighten a whole new world | ( kalos )#(( i mean tru ))

mydvstiny

@hoennbclle continued from: X

[Text to: Reckless Sib]: pretty sure if I broke everything I’d have called

[Text to: Reckless Sib]: no but for real I broke everything

[Text to: Reckless Sib]: it was an accident

[Text to: Reckless Sib]: blame team rocket it was thEIR MACHINE I BLEW UP

[ text to ; bro bro ] this is why i went to alola. [ text to ; bro bro ] bc now i don’t have to deal w/ this [ text to ; bro bro ] tell james i said hey tho

#mydvstiny #{&;; just a bit of sunshine in my life;;my new friends by my side | ( alola )

alolatrained

[ to :hoenn princess: ] wait youre coming back???

[ to :hoenn princess: ] you tote shouldve told me

[ to :hoenn princess: ] i would have set up a party or something

[ to :hoenn princess: ] yeah though team flare is bad news bears

[ text to ; alolan flower ] oops sorry! i’ll be back in a week tho [ text to ; alolan flower ] and tbh they’re horrible [ text to ; alolan flower ] tho not really my battle [ text to ; alolan flower ] i just came back to visit some friends and this happens.

#alolatrained #{&;; the princess of hoenn to brighten a whole new world | ( kalos )#(( its okay bc tbh she'd go back to kalos to help out a bit w/ flare ))

alolatrained

[ to :hoenn princess: ] i mean normally i would stand by that

[ to :hoenn princess: ] just be careful okay?

[ to :hoenn princess: ] team flare is a lot more… evil than team skull was, far as i know

[ to :hoenn princess: ] but anyway. kick some ass out there

[ @hoennbclle || continued from x ]

[ text to ; alolan flower ] i’m p sure i can handle it? [ text to ; alolan flower ] i mean i know they’re like , waaay more dangerous than team magma and aqua were , after all im friends with archie and maxie now -- and yeah probably worse than team skull tbh [ text to ; alolan flower ] though i’ll so kick some of the grunts asses for ya [ text to ; alolan flower ] or i will until i head back to alola in a week.

#alolatrained #{&;; the princess of hoenn to brighten a whole new world | ( kalos )#(( this is fine!! ))

[ text; ] I BROKE EVERYTHING ~mydvstiny

text messages || accepting

[ text to ; bro bro ] wait like. bones everything [ text to ; bro bro ] or like , everything around you[ text to ; bro bro ] bc if its the first one ima fite you[ text to ; bro bro ] if its the second one , same.

#mydvstiny #{;; not the best with questions;;but i'll do my best! | ( answered )#{&;; i’m the princess of hoenn;;nothing will stop me now | ( ORAS v2 )

❛ Looks like you’re all out of ideas. ❜ [ hey there! ]

text messages || accepting

[ text to ; alolan flower ] well. yes.[ text to ; alolan flower ] but that means it’s time to be reckless and break a few bones because i am not giving up just bc i don’t have a plan[ text to ; alolan flower ] if i did that , i’d probably be dead.[ text to ; alolan flower ] …don’t. take advice from me.

#alolatrained #{;; not the best with questions;;but i'll do my best! | ( answered )#{&;; just a bit of sunshine in my life;;my new friends by my side | ( alola )#(( hello there!! ))#(( also may why are you like this ))

[ text; ] brb, descending into hell.

text messages || accepting

[ text to ; frenemy <3 ] james what the hell did you do now[ text to ; frenemy <3 ] but if you are going to hell say hey for me[ text to ; frenemy <3 ] and make sure you come back alive or ima have to find a way to revive you and then kill you again for dying on me bc that isn’t fair.

#musesrus #{;; not the best with questions;;but i'll do my best! | ( answered )#{&;; even people on opposite sides;;can be best friends | ( frenemy verse )

text message starters pt. 1

[ text; ] this is a terrible idea

[ text; ] fuCK you f*ck your cartoon hotdog husband fuck his stupid sunglasses and FUCK the ketchup kids (and fuck THEIR sunglasses)

[ text; ] i need help.

[ text; ] i don' t know wh a t to fuckign do w i th myself a nymo re

[ text; ] i got a dog!!!!! I GOT A DOG!!!!

[ text; ] please let me come over and pet your dog?

[ text; ] anyway i'm bleeding, like, really badly. no worries though i'm good

[ text; ] i love death and dying

[ text; ] i fucked up. i fucked up really badly.

[ text; ] I BROKE EVERYTHING

[ text; ] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[ text; ] don't freak out but i'm in the hospital.

[ text; ] leave me alone.

[ text; ] i said not to talk to me.

[ text; ] QUICK WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL SONG

[ text; ] some-

[ text; ] this might be the last text i ever send you.

[ text; ] i'm going to do it.

[ text; ] i'm sorry.

[ text; ] fCUK I PUNCHED MYSELF I NTHE FACE

[ text; ] i'm playing club penguin and you wouldn't believe the shit these 9 year olds are saying to me

[ text; ] you okay?

[ text; ] i'm so worried please text back please please please

[ text; ] 'i don't drink coffee,' i say, before chugging an entire pot of it

[ text; ] what would happen if i just, like, downed seven five-hour energies. does that equal 35 hours of energy

[ text; ] brb, descending into hell.

[ text; ] it's 3 am and i can't sleep

[ text; ] GO TO BED!!!!!!!!

#{;; how about we play a game;;to pass the time? | ( memes )

Archetypes Quiz

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tagged by: i just saw it on the dash -- tagging: AAAAA

#{;; well;;these are unknown things about me | ( headcanons )

DATING DIVERSION

tagged by @aspearbarry tagging: @ all of u lol

Dating strengths:

1. Adventurousness - 91.7% | You are willing to try new things and be spontaneous. You want to get out there and really live, and you will attract people with a similar love of life. 2. Varied Interests - 85.7% | You don't limit yourself, and that's a dating asset. Your varied interests make you available and interesting to a wider range of men. 3. Financial Situation - 69.2% | You've got your financial situation under control, which is a very desirable quality. Be careful to avoid men who are only interested in your money. 4. Open-Mindedness - 63.6% | You are open to trying new things and entertaining new ideas, and this widens your pool of available men. 5. Optimism - 71.4% | People are drawn to your positive outlook. Your optimism attracts others to you.

Dating weaknesses:

1. Temper - 75% | You need to work on controlling your temper. Don't let your anger get the best of you. A calm and rational persona is important when dating.

#{;; well;;these are unknown things about me | ( headcanons )#(( staaaaares at the temper one ))#(( la ug h s ))

relations call

hello there pals, ever wanted to be friends or something more, or something less with may? rather it be enemies , friends , almost like family , hell even a datemate? they can go on adventures , battle , watch movies or tv , become like family , besties , or even fall in love. well now’s your chance. give this post a little like and i’ll hit ya up in the ims to discuss a relationship between this dork and your muse <3

#{;; tfw you're a princess™ | ( mabs speakin' )#{;; relations/other | ( calls )

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