Holy Shite.
"Oh, well…I’m sure he’ll crawl off eventually,"
Rory made a face. “Good luck with that. If he bites, go see Madame Pomfrey, yeah?”
"I will, but I don't he'll attack me when I'm not a threat to him,"

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@alice-jacobs
Holy Shite.
"Oh, well…I’m sure he’ll crawl off eventually,"
Rory made a face. “Good luck with that. If he bites, go see Madame Pomfrey, yeah?”
"I will, but I don't he'll attack me when I'm not a threat to him,"
Yeah?
That bad?
I...I don't know...
Holy Shite.
"I… don’t know. It just seemed like the thing that people usually say in instances like this."
"Oh, well...I'm sure he'll crawl off eventually,"
Holy Shite.
"Hell no… I am not touching that thing. It’s like… the size of my fucking hand."
"Then what's the point of telling me to hold still?"
Yeah?
Alice.. *he brought her into a tight hug* I’m.. so sorry.. everything’s going to be ok.. I’m here for you..
I...I feel confused and...well...mostly just stupid.
Holy Shite.
"Don’t… don’t move. You have a… huge fucking spider on your back…"
"...Well just...just...get it off, okay?"
Yeah?
And.. why do you feel like that?
I, uhm...I...h-haven't really told anyone, but...uhm...m-me and Brendan...we...we broke-up...a while ago, actually...
Yeah?
Brilliant we can do lessons on Tuesdays then as long as you want to. So how are you, really?
Yeah?
"Because.. you’re one of my best friends.."
"I'm just...I'm so conflicted inside, you know?"
Alice, looking out Hogwarts window on a Saturday morning just after the sunrise.
"The colors are just so beautiful."
"Yes, but it’s so early."
"I think it’s worth it. Besides you didn’t have to come."
"And miss this? No way."
Taken by Brendan, who smiled quietl
Yeah?
"Alice.. please."
"Why is this so important to you?"
Alice blowing sparkles everywhere.
"Oh! This will be perfect! Hurry and get the camera,"
"Fine, but be careful,"
"About?"
"Getting that shite in my eye!"
Taken by a nearly-blinded Gabrielle.
Yeah?
So does this mean you’re interested? *Ethan laughed*
Yeah, sure.
Yeah?
"Yes.. I-I do. Please let me."
"Maxy..."
Yeah?
…Why?
Why…would you want to learn Italian? I have no idea. You said you wanted a super power so you can learn languages. So figured you might be interested.
*laughs* That's fair.
Yeah?
Max frowned, “I’m always here for you Alice, you know that.”
"…I know,"
"Why don’t you - uh- come to dinner with me.. so I can watch over you and all.."
"You don't have to do that..."
Yeah?
No, I don’t.
You want to learn Italian?
...Why?