the baller ass life of alice mimosa

just a pup kickin it in bed stuy, brooklyn! growin up in the arms of lady sauce and stefano, who rescued me on 11/29/13. imma pitbull, terrier and whippet! i love chewing on cords to expensive mac products and shoelaces of freshly purchased nikes! i also enjoy the occasional beer from one of my uncles and taking naps. i dont know my birthday but they think i was born in july 2013, which makes me a cancer. life is good!

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my beautiful beautiful baby 🐾 #alicemimosa you make everything better. (at blime palace💚✨)

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finally got my baby a proper name plate. #alicemimosa

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love my baby girl so much 💜lookin the cutest ever in here new purple bandana from @randybeerz 💜 (at blime palace💚✨)

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miss #alicemimosa performs "paw" for the first time for her mama after I tell her we're gonna make a video for auntie sav aka @misscurlsalot who is SO ANNOYED AT FINANCE CLASS 😝❤️🙌✨👌#proudmama #alicelovesherauntie @tortay she needs to be bffs with lucky! (at blime palace💚✨)

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dad please give me a bite of that coffee cake. dame papiiiii. #alicemimosa #bakedbysauce

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even though you are every fucking possible cord in site, you are still the cutest pup ever ever.

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I have the cutest pup ever. for real thooooooo. (at blime palace💚✨)

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just in case anyone forgets her name while she is doin a bid for pissin in the house #rikers #stilltoocuteforpunishment #mamalovesyou #alicemimosa (at blime palace💚✨)

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#alicamimosa and I - "busy" earlier today. my right knee looking less bruised and more normal. can't wait for the constant pain to go away. #survivorsteeze

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#alicemimosa and her first blizzard. she hates snow just like her mama and daddy. #tropicalblood #pitbull #puppy #blizzard #brooklyn #bedstuy #lastwinterhopefully #blizzardhercules #zerotohero (at blime palace💚✨)

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miss #alicemimosa really wants to meet her family. @misscurlsalot @adam___legit ❤️❤️🆗🆒❤️❤️

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today was a good day. let's get this night poppin! 12:30 am on 12/30 is when I came into this world! that's when the real party startsssssssssss #stichedbysauce #saucelife (at blime palace💚✨)

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perfect rainy Sunday. #stichedbysauce (at blime palace💚✨)

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at Western Beef

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my loves sleep in the exact same way.

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puppy dancing, mimosas, clerks, mad sad Mexican music in the hallway, and the one who lights up my days @steffybigpotatoes ❤️🐒❤️ (at blime palace💚✨)