//This account has been dead forever... But this post woke Alice and her undying baby fever up.

Game Changer & Make Some Noise

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TMBGareOK. The Official They Might Be Giants tumblr
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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The Bowery Presents
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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@alicenotsosweetalice
//This account has been dead forever... But this post woke Alice and her undying baby fever up.
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//In the almost seven years I have rp'd Alice, there is one thing that has never changed... Her friggin' baby blues. I damn near wanna give her a child so she'll shut up.
The big question is who will be the father? Should I somehow make her adopt???
proving points.
I say “fight me” a lot for a girl that’s 5'1 and has issues opening doors sometimes.
“Hard Candy"
2005
THIS CAT IS ASKING TO BE PETTED IT IS ACTUALLY ASKING THIS IS THE MOST POLITE CAT IN THE WORLD AND IT’S GOING TO KILL ME
do you know how great the dresses from the 2010 alice in wonderland movie are
they’re really great
and let’s not forget the best thing
the armor
Young M.A - Get This Money gif done by me
don’t cater to straight boys laziness by pretending they’re better in bed than they are. don’t fake orgasms. don’t tolerate bad sex. if you go down on them, ask them to go down on you. tell them how to make you orgasm. tell them if something hurts. don’t let men think they’re sex gods when they have no fucking idea what they’re doing.
Reblogging because I think this needs to be read.
@silver-eyes-and-bloody-hands
You lure me out my job after stabbing a guy, force me through a bloody shootout between the police…..And now I’m ducking in a safe house eating stale cereal. Offbrand cereal at that.
You sure do know how to woo a girl, Dem.
@alicenotsosweetalice
Look, Kitten, I was doing my best given the circumstances. And how was I supposed to know that cereal could expire? The off brand stuff is just as good as the brand name and it’s cheaper. I don’t make it rain for grocery stores.
Besides, I did offer you my eggs and bacon. Just because they’re a little raw doesn’t mean they’re bad!
Salmonella? Ever heard of it? It's a nasty little sickness you can get from eating meat that wasn't handled or cooked properly. I also don't particularly care to eat meat.
I bet you microwave your tea too.
@silver-eyes-and-bloody-hands
You lure me out my job after stabbing a guy, force me through a bloody shootout between the police.....And now I'm ducking in a safe house eating stale cereal. Offbrand cereal at that.
You sure do know how to woo a girl, Dem.