~alice fortescue~

15 | lesbian | i love photography and poetry | touch my ice cream and die | gryffindor, if that wasn't obvi | that's it | oh and im a chaser |

[aliceofashes]

Hii, I'm alice fortescue (yes my brother own an ice cream parlour, yeas that means free ice cream for me and my friends)

fifth year

lesbian

I do play quidditch (not potter level obsessed tho jeez)

heres all the people i know

James @jamespotterthedeer

Sirius @siriusblackisnotadog

Remus @l00ny-m00ny

Peter

Maryyy @verymarymacdonald

Lily @smartestwitchofherage

Marlene @marls-girlkisser

Regulus @heirtothehouseofblack

Barty Jr @bartemius-the-second-crouch

Dorcas @a-field-of-fucking-flowers

Evan @rosiers-are-red

cissy my love

Annd pandora @the-whimsical-rosier

[siriusblackisnotadog]

im bored as shit rn guys stop being boring @the-whimsical-rosier @jamespotterthedeer @bartemius-the-second-crouch @marls-girlkisser @l00ny-m00ny @aliceofashes @halfbloodtwink @verymarymacdonald @smartestwitchofherage @heirtothehouseofblack

[aliceofashes]

Hey Sirius wanna play quidditch later?

you can also introduce me to your hot cousin 😉

[siriusblackisnotadog]

hm why not, I'll beat ur ass tho no??? I'm not doing that

[aliceofashes]

oh please , I'm team captain and 10 times better then you, I'll smash you to the ground siri

whyyyy not, I helped you with Remus, didn't i, u owe me one

[siriusblackisnotadog]

sureeeeee whatever you wanna tell yourself you barely did anything bruh

[aliceofashes]

exuce mee!!!

oh really, then who was the one who locked you to in the astronomy tower in year 4 so u guys could figure out all the queer shit u wanna do to eachother

[siriusblackisnotadog]

you heard me bruh Well that barely did anything!!! soooo, no.

[aliceofashes]

you know what, you can be bored as shit. alone. go play quidditch alone

ok fine. i'll ask reggie then

[aliceofashes]

@heirtothehouseofblack introduce me to cissy pls

[heirtothehouseofblack]

umm ig??

[aliceofashes]

thanks reg your the best

[aliceofashes]

@siriusblackisnotadog I like your brother more then you now, he's my 2nd fav Black

[siriusblackisnotadog]

fuck youuuuu

[aliceofashes]

Not u but I'd fuck your cousin sis tho, very gladly

[smartestwitchofherage]

I miss my girlfriend 😔

@siriusblackisnotadog @jamespotterthedeer @heirtothehouseofblack @the-whimsical-rosier @bartemius-the-second-crouch @aliceofashes @verymarymacdonald @marls-girlkisser

[aliceofashes]

I miss my soon to be girlf

[smartestwitchofherage]

Omg?? Did you ask her out yet??

[aliceofashes]

Nah, I did ask reggie to introduce me to her. Tho i don't think I'll need him, I ran into her yesterday after gryffindors quidditch practise and she almost hexed me, but you know its all part of the plan.

[smartestwitchofherage]

Hunny no...she almost hexed you..it's definitely not the part of the plan..

[aliceofashes]

Trust the process lils

[smartestwitchofherage]

I miss my girlfriend 😔

@siriusblackisnotadog @jamespotterthedeer @heirtothehouseofblack @the-whimsical-rosier @bartemius-the-second-crouch @aliceofashes @verymarymacdonald @marls-girlkisser

[aliceofashes]

I miss my soon to be girlf

[smartestwitchofherage]

Omg?? Did you ask her out yet??

[aliceofashes]

Nah, I did ask reggie to introduce me to her. Tho i don't think I'll need him, I ran into her yesterday after gryffindors quidditch practise and she almost hexed me, but you know its all part of the plan.

[siriusblackisnotadog]

im bored as shit rn guys stop being boring @the-whimsical-rosier @jamespotterthedeer @bartemius-the-second-crouch @marls-girlkisser @l00ny-m00ny @aliceofashes @halfbloodtwink @verymarymacdonald @smartestwitchofherage @heirtothehouseofblack

[aliceofashes]

Hey Sirius wanna play quidditch later?

you can also introduce me to your hot cousin 😉

[siriusblackisnotadog]

hm why not, I'll beat ur ass tho no??? I'm not doing that

[aliceofashes]

oh please , I'm team captain and 10 times better then you, I'll smash you to the ground siri

whyyyy not, I helped you with Remus, didn't i, u owe me one

[siriusblackisnotadog]

sureeeeee whatever you wanna tell yourself you barely did anything bruh

[aliceofashes]

exuce mee!!!

oh really, then who was the one who locked you to in the astronomy tower in year 4 so u guys could figure out all the queer shit u wanna do to eachother

[siriusblackisnotadog]

you heard me bruh Well that barely did anything!!! soooo, no.

[aliceofashes]

you know what, you can be bored as shit. alone. go play quidditch alone

ok fine. i'll ask reggie then

[aliceofashes]

@heirtothehouseofblack introduce me to cissy pls

[heirtothehouseofblack]

umm ig??

[aliceofashes]

thanks reg your the best

[aliceofashes]

@siriusblackisnotadog I like your brother more then you now, he's my 2nd fav Black

[siriusblackisnotadog]

im bored as shit rn guys stop being boring @the-whimsical-rosier @jamespotterthedeer @bartemius-the-second-crouch @marls-girlkisser @l00ny-m00ny @aliceofashes @halfbloodtwink @verymarymacdonald @smartestwitchofherage @heirtothehouseofblack

[aliceofashes]

Hey Sirius wanna play quidditch later?

you can also introduce me to your hot cousin 😉

[siriusblackisnotadog]

hm why not, I'll beat ur ass tho no??? I'm not doing that

[aliceofashes]

oh please , I'm team captain and 10 times better then you, I'll smash you to the ground siri

whyyyy not, I helped you with Remus, didn't i, u owe me one

[siriusblackisnotadog]

sureeeeee whatever you wanna tell yourself you barely did anything bruh

[aliceofashes]

exuce mee!!!

oh really, then who was the one who locked you to in the astronomy tower in year 4 so u guys could figure out all the queer shit u wanna do to eachother

[siriusblackisnotadog]

you heard me bruh Well that barely did anything!!! soooo, no.

[aliceofashes]

you know what, you can be bored as shit. alone. go play quidditch alone

ok fine. i'll ask reggie then

[aliceofashes]

@heirtothehouseofblack introduce me to cissy pls

[heirtothehouseofblack]

umm ig??

[aliceofashes]

thanks reg your the best

[smartestwitchofherage]

I miss my girlfriend 😔

@siriusblackisnotadog @jamespotterthedeer @heirtothehouseofblack @the-whimsical-rosier @bartemius-the-second-crouch @aliceofashes @verymarymacdonald @marls-girlkisser

[aliceofashes]

I miss my soon to be girlf

[siriusblackisnotadog]

im bored as shit rn guys stop being boring @the-whimsical-rosier @jamespotterthedeer @bartemius-the-second-crouch @marls-girlkisser @l00ny-m00ny @aliceofashes @halfbloodtwink @verymarymacdonald @smartestwitchofherage @heirtothehouseofblack

[aliceofashes]

Hey Sirius wanna play quidditch later?

you can also introduce me to your hot cousin 😉

[siriusblackisnotadog]

hm why not, I'll beat ur ass tho no??? I'm not doing that

[aliceofashes]

oh please , I'm team captain and 10 times better then you, I'll smash you to the ground siri

whyyyy not, I helped you with Remus, didn't i, u owe me one

[siriusblackisnotadog]

sureeeeee whatever you wanna tell yourself you barely did anything bruh

[aliceofashes]

exuce mee!!!

oh really, then who was the one who locked you to in the astronomy tower in year 4 so u guys could figure out all the queer shit u wanna do to eachother

[siriusblackisnotadog]

you heard me bruh Well that barely did anything!!! soooo, no.

[aliceofashes]

you know what, you can be bored as shit. alone. go play quidditch alone

ok fine. i'll ask reggie then

[aliceofashes]

@heirtothehouseofblack introduce me to cissy pls

[siriusblackisnotadog]

im bored as shit rn guys stop being boring @the-whimsical-rosier @jamespotterthedeer @bartemius-the-second-crouch @marls-girlkisser @l00ny-m00ny @aliceofashes @halfbloodtwink @verymarymacdonald @smartestwitchofherage @heirtothehouseofblack

[aliceofashes]

Hey Sirius wanna play quidditch later?

you can also introduce me to your hot cousin 😉

[siriusblackisnotadog]

hm why not, I'll beat ur ass tho no??? I'm not doing that

[aliceofashes]

oh please , I'm team captain and 10 times better then you, I'll smash you to the ground siri

whyyyy not, I helped you with Remus, didn't i, u owe me one

[siriusblackisnotadog]

sureeeeee whatever you wanna tell yourself you barely did anything bruh

[aliceofashes]

exuce mee!!!

oh really, then who was the one who locked you to in the astronomy tower in year 4 so u guys could figure out all the queer shit u wanna do to eachother

[siriusblackisnotadog]

you heard me bruh Well that barely did anything!!! soooo, no.

[aliceofashes]

you know what, you can be bored as shit. alone. go play quidditch alone

ok fine. i'll ask reggie then

[siriusblackisnotadog]

im bored as shit rn guys stop being boring @the-whimsical-rosier @jamespotterthedeer @bartemius-the-second-crouch @marls-girlkisser @l00ny-m00ny @aliceofashes @halfbloodtwink @verymarymacdonald @smartestwitchofherage @heirtothehouseofblack

[aliceofashes]

Hey Sirius wanna play quidditch later?

you can also introduce me to your hot cousin 😉

[siriusblackisnotadog]

hm why not, I'll beat ur ass tho no??? I'm not doing that

[aliceofashes]

oh please , I'm team captain and 10 times better then you, I'll smash you to the ground siri

whyyyy not, I helped you with Remus, didn't i, u owe me one

[siriusblackisnotadog]

sureeeeee whatever you wanna tell yourself you barely did anything bruh

[aliceofashes]

exuce mee!!!

oh really, then who was the one who locked you to in the astronomy tower in year 4 so u guys could figure out all the queer shit u wanna do to eachother

[siriusblackisnotadog]

im bored as shit rn guys stop being boring @the-whimsical-rosier @jamespotterthedeer @bartemius-the-second-crouch @marls-girlkisser @l00ny-m00ny @aliceofashes @halfbloodtwink @verymarymacdonald @smartestwitchofherage @heirtothehouseofblack

[aliceofashes]

Hey Sirius wanna play quidditch later?

you can also introduce me to your hot cousin 😉

[siriusblackisnotadog]

hm why not, I'll beat ur ass tho no??? I'm not doing that

[aliceofashes]

oh please , I'm team captain and 10 times better then you, I'll smash you to the ground siri

whyyyy not, I helped you with Remus, didn't i, u owe me one

[siriusblackisnotadog]

im bored as shit rn guys stop being boring @the-whimsical-rosier @jamespotterthedeer @bartemius-the-second-crouch @marls-girlkisser @l00ny-m00ny @aliceofashes @halfbloodtwink @verymarymacdonald @smartestwitchofherage @heirtothehouseofblack

[aliceofashes]

Hey Sirius wanna play quidditch later?

you can also introduce me to your hot cousin 😉

[siriusblackisnotadog]

watching lesbians realize they are actually in love with each other and not just good friends is one of the most relieving feelings ever @l00ny-m00ny @jamespotterthedeer @bartemius-the-second-crouch @a-field-of-fucking-flowers @marls-girlkisser @smartestwitchofherage @heirtothehouseofblack @halfbloodtwink @verymarymacdonald @the-whimsical-roiser

[a-field-of-fucking-flowers]

watching gays realise theyve not been platonically making out for forever and like each other is a weight off my shoulder.

[siriusblackisnotadog]

i wasn't even talking about specific lesbians why is everyone coming for me now???

[smartestwitchofherage]

Clock his shit Cassie ✨😛

[siriusblackisnotadog]

i hope you all know this is transphobia btw

[smartestwitchofherage]

And I hope you know what you're doing is homophobia btw

[siriusblackisnotadog]

at least I didn't misgender someone smh

[smartestwitchofherage]

Neither did we??

[siriusblackisnotadog]

you said he, you literally assumed my pronouns and misgendered me, Twitter WILL hear about this

[smartestwitchofherage]

Kay what about slay/diva and you literally have "any prns" written in your bio?? Bitch??

[siriusblackisnotadog]

so now you're arguing with a trans person about their pronouns?? cool cool...

[smartestwitchofherage]

Diva i love wtv's wrong with you but I will give you detention WITHOUT JAMES

[siriusblackisnotadog]

And I will sneak out and get you cancelled everywhere (what about Remus though? could I make him come with...)

[smartestwitchofherage]

Pls shut up 🥀💔 (said with love trust)

(no the last thing i want is yall shagging on the professors desk)

[siriusblackisnotadog]

so now you're trying to silence a trans person wowwww okay lily (we weren't going to??? what kind of person do you think I am???)

[smartestwitchofherage]

What 😭😭😭

(tsk tsk someone who's gay)

[siriusblackisnotadog]

and now pretending like you cant understand me??? transphobia is crazy now a days (I'm literally only gay part time stfu)

[smartestwitchofherage]

No dog treats for you ig

(are you trying to shut a woman up?? Woooow misogyny at its finest)

[siriusblackisnotadog]

what.

[smartestwitchofherage]

No. Dog. Treats. For. You.

[siriusblackisnotadog]

you cant do that. I'll just get more from Remus.

[smartestwitchofherage]

Watch me diva. And bold of you to think he wouldn't side with me if I gave him chocolates and books.

[siriusblackisnotadog]

i give him chocolate at least once a week and I'm his partner he's going to side with me.

[smartestwitchofherage]

Only once a week? Honey I give him chocolate like everyday, plus I'm pretty sure he didn't tell you about this cute guy in our shared class...

[siriusblackisnotadog]

why are you giving Remus chocolate everyday thats my job??

wait what?

[smartestwitchofherage]

No comments ❤️

[siriusblackisnotadog]

@l00ny-m00ny wait what is she talking about

[l00ny-m00ny]

I said one time oh he looks cute?!!! It was a joke!!!! But he looks like you soooo…. BUT SHE DOES NOT GIVE ME CHOCOLATE DAILY WHAT

[siriusblackisnotadog]

you promise it was a joke?

[l00ny-m00ny]

of course lovely

[siriusblackisnotadog]

okay, good i did start crying over this so if that says a lot about me as a person

[l00ny-m00ny]

I love you

just means you like me a lot

[siriusblackisnotadog]

I love you too <333 can we hang out... i really do

[l00ny-m00ny]

Ofc love

you better

[siriusblackisnotadog]

okay! I assume you're in the dorm? always <3

[l00ny-m00ny]

I’m actually in the library rn

[siriusblackisnotadog]

woah that's crazy you cant just switch up on me like that geezzzz

[l00ny-m00ny]

i was looking for a book love

[siriusblackisnotadog]

i know, I was joking darling, ill be there in a bit Sirius didn't even bother turning off his phone as he practically ran to library. It had been too long since Sirius had seen Remus (it had maybe been a few hours but Sirius doesn't care, he misses his boyfriend!).

[l00ny-m00ny]

Remus was sitting in the window ledge closet to the door. He looked up and saw a very excited Sirius running at him. “Hi my baby!” He said standing up and hugging him.

[siriusblackisnotadog]

"Hi!!!!" Sirius said happily. He was clinging to Remus as if it would pain Sirius to part with him. "I missed youuu"

[l00ny-m00ny]

“I missed you too Siri” Remus said standing perfectly still so he wouldn’t move Sirius from the spot he was. “Do you wanna sit and read with me? I’ve got the perfect spot where you can just lay on my legs and put your head on my stomach and take a nap if you want” He said smiling into Sirius’ hair.

[aliceofashes]

" seriously guys, can you go be disgusting in love somewhere else, I need to study " said alice , sighing.

[siriusblackisnotadog]

watching lesbians realize they are actually in love with each other and not just good friends is one of the most relieving feelings ever @l00ny-m00ny @jamespotterthedeer @bartemius-the-second-crouch @a-field-of-fucking-flowers @marls-girlkisser @smartestwitchofherage @heirtothehouseofblack @halfbloodtwink @verymarymacdonald @the-whimsical-roiser

[a-field-of-fucking-flowers]

watching gays realise theyve not been platonically making out for forever and like each other is a weight off my shoulder.

[siriusblackisnotadog]

i wasn't even talking about specific lesbians why is everyone coming for me now???

[smartestwitchofherage]

Clock his shit Cassie ✨😛

[siriusblackisnotadog]

i hope you all know this is transphobia btw

[smartestwitchofherage]

And I hope you know what you're doing is homophobia btw

[siriusblackisnotadog]

at least I didn't misgender someone smh

[smartestwitchofherage]

Neither did we??

[siriusblackisnotadog]

you said he, you literally assumed my pronouns and misgendered me, Twitter WILL hear about this

[smartestwitchofherage]

Kay what about slay/diva and you literally have "any prns" written in your bio?? Bitch??

[siriusblackisnotadog]

so now you're arguing with a trans person about their pronouns?? cool cool...

[smartestwitchofherage]

Diva i love wtv's wrong with you but I will give you detention WITHOUT JAMES

[siriusblackisnotadog]

And I will sneak out and get you cancelled everywhere (what about Remus though? could I make him come with...)

[smartestwitchofherage]

Pls shut up 🥀💔 (said with love trust)

(no the last thing i want is yall shagging on the professors desk)

[siriusblackisnotadog]

so now you're trying to silence a trans person wowwww okay lily (we weren't going to??? what kind of person do you think I am???)

[smartestwitchofherage]

What 😭😭😭

(tsk tsk someone who's gay)

[siriusblackisnotadog]

and now pretending like you cant understand me??? transphobia is crazy now a days (I'm literally only gay part time stfu)

[smartestwitchofherage]

No dog treats for you ig

(are you trying to shut a woman up?? Woooow misogyny at its finest)

[siriusblackisnotadog]

what.

[smartestwitchofherage]

No. Dog. Treats. For. You.

[siriusblackisnotadog]

you cant do that. I'll just get more from Remus.

[smartestwitchofherage]

Watch me diva. And bold of you to think he wouldn't side with me if I gave him chocolates and books.

[siriusblackisnotadog]

i give him chocolate at least once a week and I'm his partner he's going to side with me.

[smartestwitchofherage]

Only once a week? Honey I give him chocolate like everyday, plus I'm pretty sure he didn't tell you about this cute guy in our shared class...

[siriusblackisnotadog]

why are you giving Remus chocolate everyday thats my job??

wait what?

[smartestwitchofherage]

No comments ❤️

[siriusblackisnotadog]

@l00ny-m00ny wait what is she talking about

[l00ny-m00ny]

I said one time oh he looks cute?!!! It was a joke!!!! But he looks like you soooo…. BUT SHE DOES NOT GIVE ME CHOCOLATE DAILY WHAT

[siriusblackisnotadog]

you promise it was a joke?

[l00ny-m00ny]

of course lovely

[siriusblackisnotadog]

okay, good i did start crying over this so if that says a lot about me as a person

[l00ny-m00ny]

I love you

just means you like me a lot

[siriusblackisnotadog]

I love you too <333 can we hang out... i really do

[l00ny-m00ny]

Ofc love

you better

[aliceofashes]

get a room guys

[the-whimsical-rosier]

Guys I actually really hate divination. Like it's my least favorite subject. It doesn't make any sense and half the people in that class just make stuff up and don't actually do the work. Honesty I can't blame them but still UGH I hate that class ⬇️

April fools!

I love divination! But really you guys just be saying shit and still be getting a passing grade. It's unfair 😔

@smartestwitchofherage@heirtothehouseofblack @jamespotterthedeer @bartemius-the-second-crouch @marls-girlkisser @siriusblackisnotadog @l00ny-m00ny @a-field-of-fucking-flowers @halfbloodtwink @verymarymacdonald

[siriusblackisnotadog]

dw some of us aren't passing cough cough James cough cough

[smartestwitchofherage]

Neither are you Siriusssss

[aliceofashes]

for divination I just predict death or misery Trewlany loves that

[aliceofashes]

Hii, I'm alice fortescue (yes my brother own an ice cream parlour, yeas that means free ice cream for me and my friends)

fifth year

lesbian

I do play quidditch (not potter level obsessed tho jeez)

heres all the people i know

James @jamespotterthedeer

Sirius @siriusblackisnotadog

Remus @l00ny-m00ny

Peter

Maryyy @verymarymacdonald

Lily @smartestwitchofherage

Marlene @marls-girlkisser

Regulus @heirtothehouseofblack

Barty Jr @bartemius-the-second-crouch

Dorcas @a-field-of-fucking-flowers

Evan @rosiers-are-re

cissy my love

Annd pandora @the-whimsical-rosier

[verymarymacdonald]

ALICEEE HIIII HOW ARE UUU

[aliceofashes]

Heyyyy mary ;) I'm good , tho currently crushing on a black (if u know what I mean)