Alice On Acid

No mom I'm not on drugs I promise

[screenshotsofdespair]

[catbountry]

#existential boardgames

[gruntsandpoetry]

[alices-reality]

Why does everyone act like if ur white you cant comment on the state of race relations in our society? Like yeah a big part of our duty in this conversation is to listen but we all have to be able to communicate honestly and openly with each other if the situation is to get any better. If you dont allow them any voice in this conversation it becomes extremely skewed and biased and then we are just as divided as we were before, theres just a shift in power and at the end of the day that doesn't help anyone

[stuck-in-jelly]

I’m sorry but I love Miles little waddle as he tries to imitate Peter B Parker

He just poking out his chest and waddling look at the boy

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[chokkilissa-nahollos]

i understand that my friends don’t wanna talk every day. i understand that my s/o doesn’t wanna be lovey dovey and super indulgent every day. lots of people need rest from performative emotions. all people need rest in general! it’s okay!! it doesn’t mean they don’t love me!! it’s not a judgement or punishment!! they deserve to take their rest, and they deserve for me to treat their needs with respect!

[ro-beau]

not a lot of ppl grasp this.

[goodliest-deactivated20240814]

Hear me out here:

A television show done in the style of The Office or Parks and Recreation, except it takes place backstage in a touring company of a failing Broadway musical.

[sweetbeewithtwoes]

We never find out what the musical is ever about. We just get shown bits and pieces of dialogue, songs, and choreography throughout the episodes. But every new piece of the musical that’s revealed only adds to the mystery… it’s just a confusing hodgepodge of genres and seemingly unrelated side plots and characters.

[jeremyjordanismyjam]

And AND a bewildering number of Broadway greats are in the show but we only see them or hear them in passing or in the background. Just enough to make us go “Hey, was that…?” and we never see the same person more than once.

[tiger-in-the-flightdeck]

There has to be a running gag of someone ALMOST saying the name of the production, but being interrupted by Steve The Sound Guy for increasingly ridiculous reasons. Near the end of the first season, the reason is that Hugh Jackman is on fire. “Yeah, he’s a really great dancer, isn’t he?” “No, I mean he is literally on fire. He leaned on one of the candles, and no one can find the fire extinguisher”

[writing-prompt-s]

Produce an emotionally moving one-sentence story.

[meltedbartsimpson]

hot dog fall out of bun directly into storm drain

[getintherobot]

[full-time-n8ive-deactivated2017]

I would die and do the dishes

[neverfeedthekraken]

#a superhero film in which superhuman monstrosity is truly monstrous#and their goodness is strange and imperfect but fierce and resilient and full of optimism#[del toro’s refusal to bow to the tide of nihilistic films dank with destruction and brooding and pessimism is vital]#love and friendship and devotion between monsters and freaks and misfits; we need so much more of this (elucipher)

[breathtakingdestinations]

Venice - Italy (by Matteo Fini) 

[zsnes]

roses are red

to you i talk sweet

[sadgalari]

Linda is a ride or die

[thebootydiaries]

me: starts crying

someone else: what's wrong

me: this is just something that happens

[normalwizard]

bears have absolutely no right to be as cute as they are. i want to hug them and pet them. big fluffy dogs, supersized

[normalwizard]

this thing is one of the most dangerous predators in north america, is bulletproof, and could kill me in milliseconds without breaking a sweat and just. look at his big ole paws and his big ole nose. his wittle ears. i wuv him

[normalwizard]

human brain: bear will kill you

monkey brain: hehe fluffie

[owlgams]

*monkey brain: bear will kill you

Human brain: hehe fluffie

[jaybarou]

Did they stutter?

[darkestwings]

science: bear will kill you human & monkey brain in unison: hehe fluffyyy

[vagabonds-and-troubadours]

[teenagefeeling]

i love him so fucking much

[teenagefeeling]

i love him so fucking much

[tanknaka]

if you are under 18:

your nudes are child pornography 

people you send them to can be charged with possession of child pornography

you can be charged with distribution of child pornography 

don’t take nudes

[the-fisher-queen]

This is not about body shaming, this is not about ‘telling you what to do with your sexuality’ this is literally a federal crime don’t fuck with the law okay.

[missycvnt-deactivated20170331]

I hate people who encourage underage girls on this site to share their bodies. Please report it to tumblr support if you see this. It’s not about “dobbing” people in, it’s a legal issue and is harmful to minors.

[life-is-a-love-story]

Listen if I want to fucking send a nude to my boyfriend of over a year I fucking will I’m pretty god damn sure the government doesn’t have my phone tapped.

[stfuconnor]

the government literally does have your phone tapped… and if you break up with your boyfriend he can ruin your life with those pictures… long story short don’t send underage nudes

[baatjr-deactivated20150830]

if you’re not mature enough to recognize this post as a message to help protect you and educate you then you’re not mature enough to send those nudes in the first place no matter how long you’ve been with your partner. if you view this post as something offensive rather than informative then you need to sit down and think about that. think real hard.

[nonbinarypastels]

Also note that this isn’t just some hypothetical scaremongering post—there are multiple cases of teenagers who have been arrested, jailed and even put on the sex offender registry for this. It’s a very real danger that could absolutely ruin you life if you’re caught with these pictures of yourselves on your phone or if you send them to someone else who is caught with them on their phone or who, even worse, posts them publicly online.

[kittenwiskers]

Reblogging for my younger followers.

[alices-reality]

Seriously like ur boyfriends mom could see that and get you ARRESTED

IT HAPPENED TO A FRIEND OF MINE

Like I get it it rlly doesn't seem like a big deal and you really think you'll never get caught but plz be careful, dont rext nudes and do NOT post them anywhere (snapchat I could honestly care less cause I know yall are gonna do it anyway so just at least be smart and dont out them anywhere permanent