Alice

19 / Lesbian / Woman / She/They \ [RP BLOG CHARACTER BELONGS TO @littlepawzbigheart]

[god-of-identity]

i’d care if the person i reblogged this from vanished

idc if you reblog this from me but reblog it every time you see one of your friends or mutuals have reblogged it

[alicewtmblr]

lmao found out naomi is a fnaf fan ik she is a ten but you can't have her

[angelo-rib-shack]

Don't be rude to my gf or I'll stab you - @alicewtmblr

Please don't stab me! @amagnificentobsession might hurt you!

[alicewtmblr]

I'd stab her too

[e-w-w-morningstar]

nnnOOOOOOOO!!!!! HISSSS!!!

[alicewtmblr]

Whatthefuckisthisgremlin *puts knife back in pocket*

[e-w-w-morningstar]

im EDDIE!!

[alicewtmblr]

since I have agreed to no long send death threats to Angelo I'll also not stab you

[angelo-rib-shack]

Good! Because I almost lost @e-w-w-morningstar once! I don't want anything bad to happen to him ever again!

[alicewtmblr]

tbh you should meet @starlatmblr's ex (@aventmblr)

[angelo-rib-shack]

Sorry for the death threat - @alicewtmblr

Thank you, Alice! I'm rather partial to being alive. And I think @one-coming-is-enough probably has better things to do than save me from harm all the time.

[alicewtmblr]

in which way should I apologize not gonna apologize to your father I have my reasons

[the-metatron]

sorry for sending you a death threat - @alicewtmblr

You are forgiven. Oatmilk latte?

[alicewtmblr]

uh sure-

[angelo-rib-shack]

Don't be rude to my gf or I'll stab you - @alicewtmblr

Please don't stab me! @amagnificentobsession might hurt you!

[alicewtmblr]

I'd stab her too

[e-w-w-morningstar]

nnnOOOOOOOO!!!!! HISSSS!!!

[alicewtmblr]

Whatthefuckisthisgremlin *puts knife back in pocket*

[e-w-w-morningstar]

im EDDIE!!

[alicewtmblr]

since I have agreed to no long send death threats to Angelo I'll also not stab you

[alicewtmblr]

Alice, please stop sending @the-metatron and @angelo-rib-shack death threats. I love you, but they are @littlepawzbigheart's family. We don't hurt their family; their family is family to us. - Your dearest girlfriend, Naomi :)

I'm sorry love I'll go talk to them

[angelo-rib-shack]

Don't be rude to my gf or I'll stab you - @alicewtmblr

Please don't stab me! @amagnificentobsession might hurt you!

[alicewtmblr]

I'd stab her too

[e-w-w-morningstar]

nnnOOOOOOOO!!!!! HISSSS!!!

[alicewtmblr]

Whatthefuckisthisgremlin *puts knife back in pocket*

[angelo-rib-shack]

Don't be rude to my gf or I'll stab you - @alicewtmblr

Please don't stab me! @amagnificentobsession might hurt you!

[alicewtmblr]

I'd stab her too

[alicewtmblr]

fear of the other stems from issues with mother she taught you to hate

yes it's abt my mom fuck you @evitawilliam I'm done with you and dads fighting

[evitawilliam]

I can do poetry too

delusional minds grasping at lies to ease fears destroying us all

easy :)

[alicewtmblr]

well that's hella dramatic

[alicewtmblr]

fear of the other stems from issues with mother she taught you to hate

yes it's abt my mom fuck you @evitawilliam I'm done with you and dads fighting

[enneoleo]

teleport this bread around

come on spread the word

[the-metatron]

Hello, grandfather, it's been a long time since I've called you that

Yes, it has, hasn't it? I thought we might need some distance after you attempted to burn down my blog.

No hard feelings, though. The vast majority people I encounter attempt to kill, maim, or hurt me in some way or another, be it physically or emtionally, or both. (With the exception of @angelo-rib-shack and @kleenexwoman, of course.)

Would you like an oatmilk latte, grandchild?

[alicewtmblr]

Get. The. Fuck. Away. From. Sage.

[the-metatron]

They are my grandchild and they reach out to me. It would be cruel to ignore them. But perhaps you'd like to join the Metafamily, as well?

[alicewtmblr]

Don't go near my dad or mom they both are only 37 and my grandparents are still no!

[the-metatron]

Hello, grandfather, it's been a long time since I've called you that

Yes, it has, hasn't it? I thought we might need some distance after you attempted to burn down my blog.

No hard feelings, though. The vast majority people I encounter attempt to kill, maim, or hurt me in some way or another, be it physically or emtionally, or both. (With the exception of @angelo-rib-shack and @kleenexwoman, of course.)

Would you like an oatmilk latte, grandchild?

[alicewtmblr]

Get. The. Fuck. Away. From. Sage.

[the-metatron]

eat shit - @alicewtmblr

[alicewtmblr]

get some bitches

[littlepawzbigheart]

I imagine the scene in Helluva Boss the day after the not-divorced party being something that would happen in the Williams family just: (gonna use the jester based on recent events)

Void, bumping into Evita: Sorry I fucked your husband

Evita: OOOOOLIVER WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

Oliver: THE SOUND OF A FUCKING DIVORCE

and then there is just Alice covering Ava's ears staring at the scene

[alicewtmblr]

Please tell me you aren't foreshadowing for our lore

[evitawilliam]

Alright come eat your slop~

[MOD: THIS IS AI GENERATED]

[alicewtmblr]

Mom stop showing your t-ts to ppl online I'm convincing dad to get tumblr if he sees this he might finally divorce you