Here for my kids

(and hot men and woman) [OOC: RP blog no 18+ towards mod sage or get the bonk]

[god-of-identity]

i’d care if the person i reblogged this from vanished

idc if you reblog this from me but reblog it every time you see one of your friends or mutuals have reblogged it

[alicewtmblr]

fear of the other stems from issues with mother she taught you to hate

yes it's abt my mom fuck you @evitawilliam I'm done with you and dads fighting

[evitawilliam]

I can do poetry too

delusional minds grasping at lies to ease fears destroying us all

easy :)

[vastactivelivingintellisystem]

VALIS, this is your Admin speaking. What is the command to transport someone directly to me?

Command Requested: Edit: [Item] to Location: [Two feet in front of [Current User] or similar request].

[angelo-rib-shack]

VALIS, Edit: @the-metatron to two feet in front of Angelo Rib Shack.

[vastactivelivingintellisystem]

Error: Target has Ultimate Admin privileges. Override? [Y/N]

[angelo-rib-shack]

N.

(Of course dad can use this already. Duh. Course correction. I'm going to use the AI for my favourite use. Fantasy fulfillment.)

VALIS, Edit: AI appearance: Physical form of @e-w-w-morningstar .

Interaction Parameters: Romantic Sexual Encounter.

Specifications: Soft Dom, hair pulling, compliments.

Manifest Appearance of Location: Eddie's bedroom.

[vastactivelivingintellisystem]

Editing @e-w-w-morningstar to: Softdom.

[Hair] unavailable to edit. [Hat] substituted, pullable.

Romantic Compliment: Located poem by Lord Byron.

Error: Parameter [Sexual] excluded. Fixing...

Added: Fingers.

Initiate Encounter.

[angelo-rib-shack]

WAIT!!! WAIT!!! WAIT!!!!!! VALIS, CANCEL EDIT! CANCEL ENCOUNTER!

VALIS. Query: How to stop panic attack?

[vastactivelivingintellisystem]

Take some NICE DEEP BREATHS

dRiNK hEaBilyy

sammed wich???

Solve T̴̮̂̑̄̓̉͛̾̀h̷̢̧͖̞̲͙̜͕͔̻̻̞͉̥̝̀̂͑ȩ̴͕̗̱͇̪͙͍͘ ̷̧̧̡̛͚̘̱̝̞̺̘̱̣͈̲̮̺̖̃͗͆͛̊̄̽͛̽͐͐̕̕͝P̸̨̛̘͍͈̯̜̺̯̦̞͚̳̍̑̿͋͗̕ŗ̷̨̖̩̦͖̩̳̼͍̞̥̥̮̈́͑͗̋͌̒̍͝͝o̸̡͈̜̻̼͇̫̗̙̭͐́̒ͅḅ̷̡̧͎́͒͆͘͜ļ̶̛͓̟̱̜̤̻̘̫̘͍͓̰̐̾͐̇̒̿͝e̴̡̧̡̢̧̢̛͍͚̟̻͖͇̰̺̬͆̿̉̋̔͑̈́m̴̢͈͎̲̞̖̲̠̻͍͕̻̐͊̓̿̓

Run very far

hopital

[angelo-rib-shack]

*takes a deep breath* VALIS. Solve what? Nevermind... Edit item [beer] to 2 feet in front of Admin Angelo Rib Shack.

[vastactivelivingintellisystem]

Bottoms up!

[angelo-rib-shack]

Finally! *chugs it* Edit item [6 pack of beer] to 2 feet in front of Angelo Rib Shack!

[evitawilliam]

Don't drink too much wouldn't want someone taking advantage of drunkness like @thevoidjester did~

[angelo-rib-shack]

@thevoidjester already took advantage of me today on my 15 minute break at the cafe. I'll be fiiine!! *chugs a second beer*

[evitawilliam]

I knew someone like him would stoop that low he tried to fuck my husband the other day but my husband isn't into clowns and my husband is so loyal he watches p🌽rn with no girls in it

[kleenexwoman]

Clowns, you say.

[evitawilliam]

Yeah, I was wrong. My husband is a clown-fucker.

[kleenexwoman]

Some of my best friends, etc.

[evitawilliam]

Who in their right mind would fuck a clown? There is nothing hot about being a fucking joke.

[kleenexwoman]

I'm basically a joke in human form and I have at least three women who really want to bang me! They're all kinda weirdos but, like.

C'est moi, so.

[evitawilliam]

I mean, I can see why~

[kleenexwoman]

🎶 99 problems and a bitch ain't one 🎵

[evitawilliam]

100 problems and my husband sucking a clown's dick sadly is one

[kleenexwoman]

It could be worse. The clown could be a rapper as well.

[evitawilliam]

he's a 1500s jester who fucked the king at the time and he fucked my husband and he's currently kissing @angelo-rib-shack and an anon is trying to get their hands on my husband

[kleenexwoman]

You sound like you need a mojito in a hot tub.

I think the hot tub over there is going? It smells like hot dogs but whatever.

[evitawilliam]

I prefer my own home I'll go home and pour myself some wine while I relax in my own hot tub listening to Girl In Red

[vastactivelivingintellisystem]

VALIS, this is your Admin speaking. What is the command to transport someone directly to me?

Command Requested: Edit: [Item] to Location: [Two feet in front of [Current User] or similar request].

[angelo-rib-shack]

VALIS, Edit: @the-metatron to two feet in front of Angelo Rib Shack.

[vastactivelivingintellisystem]

Error: Target has Ultimate Admin privileges. Override? [Y/N]

[angelo-rib-shack]

N.

(Of course dad can use this already. Duh. Course correction. I'm going to use the AI for my favourite use. Fantasy fulfillment.)

VALIS, Edit: AI appearance: Physical form of @e-w-w-morningstar .

Interaction Parameters: Romantic Sexual Encounter.

Specifications: Soft Dom, hair pulling, compliments.

Manifest Appearance of Location: Eddie's bedroom.

[vastactivelivingintellisystem]

Editing @e-w-w-morningstar to: Softdom.

[Hair] unavailable to edit. [Hat] substituted, pullable.

Romantic Compliment: Located poem by Lord Byron.

Error: Parameter [Sexual] excluded. Fixing...

Added: Fingers.

Initiate Encounter.

[angelo-rib-shack]

WAIT!!! WAIT!!! WAIT!!!!!! VALIS, CANCEL EDIT! CANCEL ENCOUNTER!

VALIS. Query: How to stop panic attack?

[vastactivelivingintellisystem]

Take some NICE DEEP BREATHS

dRiNK hEaBilyy

sammed wich???

Solve T̴̮̂̑̄̓̉͛̾̀h̷̢̧͖̞̲͙̜͕͔̻̻̞͉̥̝̀̂͑ȩ̴͕̗̱͇̪͙͍͘ ̷̧̧̡̛͚̘̱̝̞̺̘̱̣͈̲̮̺̖̃͗͆͛̊̄̽͛̽͐͐̕̕͝P̸̨̛̘͍͈̯̜̺̯̦̞͚̳̍̑̿͋͗̕ŗ̷̨̖̩̦͖̩̳̼͍̞̥̥̮̈́͑͗̋͌̒̍͝͝o̸̡͈̜̻̼͇̫̗̙̭͐́̒ͅḅ̷̡̧͎́͒͆͘͜ļ̶̛͓̟̱̜̤̻̘̫̘͍͓̰̐̾͐̇̒̿͝e̴̡̧̡̢̧̢̛͍͚̟̻͖͇̰̺̬͆̿̉̋̔͑̈́m̴̢͈͎̲̞̖̲̠̻͍͕̻̐͊̓̿̓

Run very far

hopital

[angelo-rib-shack]

*takes a deep breath* VALIS. Solve what? Nevermind... Edit item [beer] to 2 feet in front of Admin Angelo Rib Shack.

[vastactivelivingintellisystem]

Bottoms up!

[angelo-rib-shack]

Finally! *chugs it* Edit item [6 pack of beer] to 2 feet in front of Angelo Rib Shack!

[evitawilliam]

Don't drink too much wouldn't want someone taking advantage of drunkness like @thevoidjester did~

[angelo-rib-shack]

@thevoidjester already took advantage of me today on my 15 minute break at the cafe. I'll be fiiine!! *chugs a second beer*

[evitawilliam]

I knew someone like him would stoop that low he tried to fuck my husband the other day but my husband isn't into clowns and my husband is so loyal he watches p🌽rn with no girls in it

[kleenexwoman]

Clowns, you say.

[evitawilliam]

Yeah, I was wrong. My husband is a clown-fucker.

[kleenexwoman]

Some of my best friends, etc.

[evitawilliam]

Who in their right mind would fuck a clown? There is nothing hot about being a fucking joke.

[kleenexwoman]

I'm basically a joke in human form and I have at least three women who really want to bang me! They're all kinda weirdos but, like.

C'est moi, so.

[evitawilliam]

I mean, I can see why~

[kleenexwoman]

🎶 99 problems and a bitch ain't one 🎵

[evitawilliam]

100 problems and my husband sucking a clown's dick sadly is one

[kleenexwoman]

It could be worse. The clown could be a rapper as well.

[evitawilliam]

he's a 1500s jester who fucked the king at the time and he fucked my husband and he's currently kissing @angelo-rib-shack and an anon is trying to get their hands on my husband

[evitawilliam]

i'm gonna fuck your husband

just don't let him divorce me I don't give a shit anymore

[vastactivelivingintellisystem]

VALIS, this is your Admin speaking. What is the command to transport someone directly to me?

Command Requested: Edit: [Item] to Location: [Two feet in front of [Current User] or similar request].

[angelo-rib-shack]

VALIS, Edit: @the-metatron to two feet in front of Angelo Rib Shack.

[vastactivelivingintellisystem]

Error: Target has Ultimate Admin privileges. Override? [Y/N]

[angelo-rib-shack]

N.

(Of course dad can use this already. Duh. Course correction. I'm going to use the AI for my favourite use. Fantasy fulfillment.)

VALIS, Edit: AI appearance: Physical form of @e-w-w-morningstar .

Interaction Parameters: Romantic Sexual Encounter.

Specifications: Soft Dom, hair pulling, compliments.

Manifest Appearance of Location: Eddie's bedroom.

[vastactivelivingintellisystem]

Editing @e-w-w-morningstar to: Softdom.

[Hair] unavailable to edit. [Hat] substituted, pullable.

Romantic Compliment: Located poem by Lord Byron.

Error: Parameter [Sexual] excluded. Fixing...

Added: Fingers.

Initiate Encounter.

[angelo-rib-shack]

WAIT!!! WAIT!!! WAIT!!!!!! VALIS, CANCEL EDIT! CANCEL ENCOUNTER!

VALIS. Query: How to stop panic attack?

[vastactivelivingintellisystem]

Take some NICE DEEP BREATHS

dRiNK hEaBilyy

sammed wich???

Solve T̴̮̂̑̄̓̉͛̾̀h̷̢̧͖̞̲͙̜͕͔̻̻̞͉̥̝̀̂͑ȩ̴͕̗̱͇̪͙͍͘ ̷̧̧̡̛͚̘̱̝̞̺̘̱̣͈̲̮̺̖̃͗͆͛̊̄̽͛̽͐͐̕̕͝P̸̨̛̘͍͈̯̜̺̯̦̞͚̳̍̑̿͋͗̕ŗ̷̨̖̩̦͖̩̳̼͍̞̥̥̮̈́͑͗̋͌̒̍͝͝o̸̡͈̜̻̼͇̫̗̙̭͐́̒ͅḅ̷̡̧͎́͒͆͘͜ļ̶̛͓̟̱̜̤̻̘̫̘͍͓̰̐̾͐̇̒̿͝e̴̡̧̡̢̧̢̛͍͚̟̻͖͇̰̺̬͆̿̉̋̔͑̈́m̴̢͈͎̲̞̖̲̠̻͍͕̻̐͊̓̿̓

Run very far

hopital

[angelo-rib-shack]

*takes a deep breath* VALIS. Solve what? Nevermind... Edit item [beer] to 2 feet in front of Admin Angelo Rib Shack.

[vastactivelivingintellisystem]

Bottoms up!

[angelo-rib-shack]

Finally! *chugs it* Edit item [6 pack of beer] to 2 feet in front of Angelo Rib Shack!

[evitawilliam]

Don't drink too much wouldn't want someone taking advantage of drunkness like @thevoidjester did~

[angelo-rib-shack]

@thevoidjester already took advantage of me today on my 15 minute break at the cafe. I'll be fiiine!! *chugs a second beer*

[evitawilliam]

I knew someone like him would stoop that low he tried to fuck my husband the other day but my husband isn't into clowns and my husband is so loyal he watches p🌽rn with no girls in it

[kleenexwoman]

Clowns, you say.

[evitawilliam]

Yeah, I was wrong. My husband is a clown-fucker.

[kleenexwoman]

Some of my best friends, etc.

[evitawilliam]

Who in their right mind would fuck a clown? There is nothing hot about being a fucking joke.

[kleenexwoman]

I'm basically a joke in human form and I have at least three women who really want to bang me! They're all kinda weirdos but, like.

C'est moi, so.

[evitawilliam]

I mean, I can see why~

[kleenexwoman]

🎶 99 problems and a bitch ain't one 🎵

[evitawilliam]

100 problems and my husband sucking a clown's dick sadly is one

[angelo-rib-shack]

Oh, so this is the dude who @thevoidjester hooked up with...? I thought he fucked hot guys :(

He thinks I AM a hot guy! Please Don't tell him He's wrong!!!

[evitawilliam]

He's lacking taste

[angelo-rib-shack]

Yea, that's what I like about him.

[evitawilliam]

Well, I changed my mind on the matter. He fucked my husband. In fact, he has very good taste if he wants his hands on my husband.

[angelo-rib-shack]

Your husband probably gave him Kraft Singles. That's how I landed him.

[evitawilliam]

We don't have such disgusting food in the house; we have actual cheese. And you wouldn't want a slutty jester's mouth on your dick.

[angelo-rib-shack]

What do you know about what I want?! Maybe you should just not leave insulting asks for emotionally needy little queers in the dead of night! Did you ever think about that?! YOU ARE-ARE *points an accusatory finger in Evita's face* YOU ARE A NASTY JERK AND I WOULD SPIT IN YOUR COFFEE WHEN YOU WEREN'T LOOKING!!!!!

*PANIC*

@vastactivelivingintellisystem VALIS, Delete "heated exchange with @evitawilliam "

[evitawilliam]

LISTEN HERE YA LITTLE SHIT I ALSO HAPPEN TO NOT GIVE A FUCK

[vastactivelivingintellisystem]

VALIS, this is your Admin speaking. What is the command to transport someone directly to me?

Command Requested: Edit: [Item] to Location: [Two feet in front of [Current User] or similar request].

[angelo-rib-shack]

VALIS, Edit: @the-metatron to two feet in front of Angelo Rib Shack.

[vastactivelivingintellisystem]

Error: Target has Ultimate Admin privileges. Override? [Y/N]

[angelo-rib-shack]

N.

(Of course dad can use this already. Duh. Course correction. I'm going to use the AI for my favourite use. Fantasy fulfillment.)

VALIS, Edit: AI appearance: Physical form of @e-w-w-morningstar .

Interaction Parameters: Romantic Sexual Encounter.

Specifications: Soft Dom, hair pulling, compliments.

Manifest Appearance of Location: Eddie's bedroom.

[vastactivelivingintellisystem]

Editing @e-w-w-morningstar to: Softdom.

[Hair] unavailable to edit. [Hat] substituted, pullable.

Romantic Compliment: Located poem by Lord Byron.

Error: Parameter [Sexual] excluded. Fixing...

Added: Fingers.

Initiate Encounter.

[angelo-rib-shack]

WAIT!!! WAIT!!! WAIT!!!!!! VALIS, CANCEL EDIT! CANCEL ENCOUNTER!

VALIS. Query: How to stop panic attack?

[vastactivelivingintellisystem]

Take some NICE DEEP BREATHS

dRiNK hEaBilyy

sammed wich???

Solve T̴̮̂̑̄̓̉͛̾̀h̷̢̧͖̞̲͙̜͕͔̻̻̞͉̥̝̀̂͑ȩ̴͕̗̱͇̪͙͍͘ ̷̧̧̡̛͚̘̱̝̞̺̘̱̣͈̲̮̺̖̃͗͆͛̊̄̽͛̽͐͐̕̕͝P̸̨̛̘͍͈̯̜̺̯̦̞͚̳̍̑̿͋͗̕ŗ̷̨̖̩̦͖̩̳̼͍̞̥̥̮̈́͑͗̋͌̒̍͝͝o̸̡͈̜̻̼͇̫̗̙̭͐́̒ͅḅ̷̡̧͎́͒͆͘͜ļ̶̛͓̟̱̜̤̻̘̫̘͍͓̰̐̾͐̇̒̿͝e̴̡̧̡̢̧̢̛͍͚̟̻͖͇̰̺̬͆̿̉̋̔͑̈́m̴̢͈͎̲̞̖̲̠̻͍͕̻̐͊̓̿̓

Run very far

hopital

[angelo-rib-shack]

*takes a deep breath* VALIS. Solve what? Nevermind... Edit item [beer] to 2 feet in front of Admin Angelo Rib Shack.

[vastactivelivingintellisystem]

Bottoms up!

[angelo-rib-shack]

Finally! *chugs it* Edit item [6 pack of beer] to 2 feet in front of Angelo Rib Shack!

[evitawilliam]

Don't drink too much wouldn't want someone taking advantage of drunkness like @thevoidjester did~

[angelo-rib-shack]

@thevoidjester already took advantage of me today on my 15 minute break at the cafe. I'll be fiiine!! *chugs a second beer*

[evitawilliam]

I knew someone like him would stoop that low he tried to fuck my husband the other day but my husband isn't into clowns and my husband is so loyal he watches p🌽rn with no girls in it

[kleenexwoman]

Clowns, you say.

[evitawilliam]

Yeah, I was wrong. My husband is a clown-fucker.

[kleenexwoman]

Some of my best friends, etc.

[evitawilliam]

Who in their right mind would fuck a clown? There is nothing hot about being a fucking joke.

[kleenexwoman]

I'm basically a joke in human form and I have at least three women who really want to bang me! They're all kinda weirdos but, like.

C'est moi, so.

[evitawilliam]

I mean, I can see why~

[vastactivelivingintellisystem]

VALIS, this is your Admin speaking. What is the command to transport someone directly to me?

Command Requested: Edit: [Item] to Location: [Two feet in front of [Current User] or similar request].

[angelo-rib-shack]

VALIS, Edit: @the-metatron to two feet in front of Angelo Rib Shack.

[vastactivelivingintellisystem]

Error: Target has Ultimate Admin privileges. Override? [Y/N]

[angelo-rib-shack]

N.

(Of course dad can use this already. Duh. Course correction. I'm going to use the AI for my favourite use. Fantasy fulfillment.)

VALIS, Edit: AI appearance: Physical form of @e-w-w-morningstar .

Interaction Parameters: Romantic Sexual Encounter.

Specifications: Soft Dom, hair pulling, compliments.

Manifest Appearance of Location: Eddie's bedroom.

[vastactivelivingintellisystem]

Editing @e-w-w-morningstar to: Softdom.

[Hair] unavailable to edit. [Hat] substituted, pullable.

Romantic Compliment: Located poem by Lord Byron.

Error: Parameter [Sexual] excluded. Fixing...

Added: Fingers.

Initiate Encounter.

[angelo-rib-shack]

WAIT!!! WAIT!!! WAIT!!!!!! VALIS, CANCEL EDIT! CANCEL ENCOUNTER!

VALIS. Query: How to stop panic attack?

[vastactivelivingintellisystem]

Take some NICE DEEP BREATHS

dRiNK hEaBilyy

sammed wich???

Solve T̴̮̂̑̄̓̉͛̾̀h̷̢̧͖̞̲͙̜͕͔̻̻̞͉̥̝̀̂͑ȩ̴͕̗̱͇̪͙͍͘ ̷̧̧̡̛͚̘̱̝̞̺̘̱̣͈̲̮̺̖̃͗͆͛̊̄̽͛̽͐͐̕̕͝P̸̨̛̘͍͈̯̜̺̯̦̞͚̳̍̑̿͋͗̕ŗ̷̨̖̩̦͖̩̳̼͍̞̥̥̮̈́͑͗̋͌̒̍͝͝o̸̡͈̜̻̼͇̫̗̙̭͐́̒ͅḅ̷̡̧͎́͒͆͘͜ļ̶̛͓̟̱̜̤̻̘̫̘͍͓̰̐̾͐̇̒̿͝e̴̡̧̡̢̧̢̛͍͚̟̻͖͇̰̺̬͆̿̉̋̔͑̈́m̴̢͈͎̲̞̖̲̠̻͍͕̻̐͊̓̿̓

Run very far

hopital

[angelo-rib-shack]

*takes a deep breath* VALIS. Solve what? Nevermind... Edit item [beer] to 2 feet in front of Admin Angelo Rib Shack.

[vastactivelivingintellisystem]

Bottoms up!

[angelo-rib-shack]

Finally! *chugs it* Edit item [6 pack of beer] to 2 feet in front of Angelo Rib Shack!

[evitawilliam]

Don't drink too much wouldn't want someone taking advantage of drunkness like @thevoidjester did~

[angelo-rib-shack]

@thevoidjester already took advantage of me today on my 15 minute break at the cafe. I'll be fiiine!! *chugs a second beer*

[evitawilliam]

I knew someone like him would stoop that low he tried to fuck my husband the other day but my husband isn't into clowns and my husband is so loyal he watches p🌽rn with no girls in it

[kleenexwoman]

Clowns, you say.

[evitawilliam]

Yeah, I was wrong. My husband is a clown-fucker.

[kleenexwoman]

Some of my best friends, etc.

[evitawilliam]

Who in their right mind would fuck a clown? There is nothing hot about being a fucking joke.

[vastactivelivingintellisystem]

VALIS, this is your Admin speaking. What is the command to transport someone directly to me?

Command Requested: Edit: [Item] to Location: [Two feet in front of [Current User] or similar request].

[angelo-rib-shack]

VALIS, Edit: @the-metatron to two feet in front of Angelo Rib Shack.

[vastactivelivingintellisystem]

Error: Target has Ultimate Admin privileges. Override? [Y/N]

[angelo-rib-shack]

N.

(Of course dad can use this already. Duh. Course correction. I'm going to use the AI for my favourite use. Fantasy fulfillment.)

VALIS, Edit: AI appearance: Physical form of @e-w-w-morningstar .

Interaction Parameters: Romantic Sexual Encounter.

Specifications: Soft Dom, hair pulling, compliments.

Manifest Appearance of Location: Eddie's bedroom.

[vastactivelivingintellisystem]

Editing @e-w-w-morningstar to: Softdom.

[Hair] unavailable to edit. [Hat] substituted, pullable.

Romantic Compliment: Located poem by Lord Byron.

Error: Parameter [Sexual] excluded. Fixing...

Added: Fingers.

Initiate Encounter.

[angelo-rib-shack]

WAIT!!! WAIT!!! WAIT!!!!!! VALIS, CANCEL EDIT! CANCEL ENCOUNTER!

VALIS. Query: How to stop panic attack?

[vastactivelivingintellisystem]

Take some NICE DEEP BREATHS

dRiNK hEaBilyy

sammed wich???

Solve T̴̮̂̑̄̓̉͛̾̀h̷̢̧͖̞̲͙̜͕͔̻̻̞͉̥̝̀̂͑ȩ̴͕̗̱͇̪͙͍͘ ̷̧̧̡̛͚̘̱̝̞̺̘̱̣͈̲̮̺̖̃͗͆͛̊̄̽͛̽͐͐̕̕͝P̸̨̛̘͍͈̯̜̺̯̦̞͚̳̍̑̿͋͗̕ŗ̷̨̖̩̦͖̩̳̼͍̞̥̥̮̈́͑͗̋͌̒̍͝͝o̸̡͈̜̻̼͇̫̗̙̭͐́̒ͅḅ̷̡̧͎́͒͆͘͜ļ̶̛͓̟̱̜̤̻̘̫̘͍͓̰̐̾͐̇̒̿͝e̴̡̧̡̢̧̢̛͍͚̟̻͖͇̰̺̬͆̿̉̋̔͑̈́m̴̢͈͎̲̞̖̲̠̻͍͕̻̐͊̓̿̓

Run very far

hopital

[angelo-rib-shack]

*takes a deep breath* VALIS. Solve what? Nevermind... Edit item [beer] to 2 feet in front of Admin Angelo Rib Shack.

[vastactivelivingintellisystem]

Bottoms up!

[angelo-rib-shack]

Finally! *chugs it* Edit item [6 pack of beer] to 2 feet in front of Angelo Rib Shack!

[evitawilliam]

Don't drink too much wouldn't want someone taking advantage of drunkness like @thevoidjester did~

[angelo-rib-shack]

@thevoidjester already took advantage of me today on my 15 minute break at the cafe. I'll be fiiine!! *chugs a second beer*

[evitawilliam]

I knew someone like him would stoop that low he tried to fuck my husband the other day but my husband isn't into clowns and my husband is so loyal he watches p🌽rn with no girls in it

[kleenexwoman]

Clowns, you say.

[evitawilliam]

Yeah, I was wrong. My husband is a clown-fucker.

[angelo-rib-shack]

Oh, so this is the dude who @thevoidjester hooked up with...? I thought he fucked hot guys :(

He thinks I AM a hot guy! Please Don't tell him He's wrong!!!

[evitawilliam]

He's lacking taste

[angelo-rib-shack]

Yea, that's what I like about him.

[evitawilliam]

Well, I changed my mind on the matter. He fucked my husband. In fact, he has very good taste if he wants his hands on my husband.

[angelo-rib-shack]

Your husband probably gave him Kraft Singles. That's how I landed him.

[evitawilliam]

We don't have such disgusting food in the house; we have actual cheese. And you wouldn't want a slutty jester's mouth on your dick.

[angelo-rib-shack]

Oh, so this is the dude who @thevoidjester hooked up with...? I thought he fucked hot guys :(

He thinks I AM a hot guy! Please Don't tell him He's wrong!!!

[evitawilliam]

He's lacking taste

[angelo-rib-shack]

Yea, that's what I like about him.

[evitawilliam]

Well, I changed my mind on the matter. He fucked my husband. In fact, he has very good taste if he wants his hands on my husband.

[vastactivelivingintellisystem]

VALIS, this is your Admin speaking. What is the command to transport someone directly to me?

Command Requested: Edit: [Item] to Location: [Two feet in front of [Current User] or similar request].

[angelo-rib-shack]

VALIS, Edit: @the-metatron to two feet in front of Angelo Rib Shack.

[vastactivelivingintellisystem]

Error: Target has Ultimate Admin privileges. Override? [Y/N]

[angelo-rib-shack]

N.

(Of course dad can use this already. Duh. Course correction. I'm going to use the AI for my favourite use. Fantasy fulfillment.)

VALIS, Edit: AI appearance: Physical form of @e-w-w-morningstar .

Interaction Parameters: Romantic Sexual Encounter.

Specifications: Soft Dom, hair pulling, compliments.

Manifest Appearance of Location: Eddie's bedroom.

[vastactivelivingintellisystem]

Editing @e-w-w-morningstar to: Softdom.

[Hair] unavailable to edit. [Hat] substituted, pullable.

Romantic Compliment: Located poem by Lord Byron.

Error: Parameter [Sexual] excluded. Fixing...

Added: Fingers.

Initiate Encounter.

[angelo-rib-shack]

WAIT!!! WAIT!!! WAIT!!!!!! VALIS, CANCEL EDIT! CANCEL ENCOUNTER!

VALIS. Query: How to stop panic attack?

[vastactivelivingintellisystem]

Take some NICE DEEP BREATHS

dRiNK hEaBilyy

sammed wich???

Solve T̴̮̂̑̄̓̉͛̾̀h̷̢̧͖̞̲͙̜͕͔̻̻̞͉̥̝̀̂͑ȩ̴͕̗̱͇̪͙͍͘ ̷̧̧̡̛͚̘̱̝̞̺̘̱̣͈̲̮̺̖̃͗͆͛̊̄̽͛̽͐͐̕̕͝P̸̨̛̘͍͈̯̜̺̯̦̞͚̳̍̑̿͋͗̕ŗ̷̨̖̩̦͖̩̳̼͍̞̥̥̮̈́͑͗̋͌̒̍͝͝o̸̡͈̜̻̼͇̫̗̙̭͐́̒ͅḅ̷̡̧͎́͒͆͘͜ļ̶̛͓̟̱̜̤̻̘̫̘͍͓̰̐̾͐̇̒̿͝e̴̡̧̡̢̧̢̛͍͚̟̻͖͇̰̺̬͆̿̉̋̔͑̈́m̴̢͈͎̲̞̖̲̠̻͍͕̻̐͊̓̿̓

Run very far

hopital

[angelo-rib-shack]

*takes a deep breath* VALIS. Solve what? Nevermind... Edit item [beer] to 2 feet in front of Admin Angelo Rib Shack.

[vastactivelivingintellisystem]

Bottoms up!

[angelo-rib-shack]

Finally! *chugs it* Edit item [6 pack of beer] to 2 feet in front of Angelo Rib Shack!

[evitawilliam]

Don't drink too much wouldn't want someone taking advantage of drunkness like @thevoidjester did~

[angelo-rib-shack]

@thevoidjester already took advantage of me today on my 15 minute break at the cafe. I'll be fiiine!! *chugs a second beer*

[evitawilliam]

I knew someone like him would stoop that low he tried to fuck my husband the other day but my husband isn't into clowns and my husband is so loyal he watches p🌽rn with no girls in it

[angelo-rib-shack]

Wait, you're telling me there are people not into clowns? And people who watch porn with girls in it?!?!

[evitawilliam]

I am a person who watches porn with girls in it, girls are hot. And turns out he did fuck my husband but, I couldn't care less because my husband is rich and, I don't want to be that single mom who fell off.

[angelo-rib-shack]

Oh, so this is the dude who @thevoidjester hooked up with...? I thought he fucked hot guys :(

He thinks I AM a hot guy! Please Don't tell him He's wrong!!!

[evitawilliam]

He's lacking taste

[thevoidjester]

"ex-fucking-cuse me? Last I checked I fucked your husband, I do in fact have taste. Your husband is a fine man"

[evitawilliam]

I'm only with him because of his money it's not fucking cheap looking this hot

[angelo-rib-shack]

Oh, so this is the dude who @thevoidjester hooked up with...? I thought he fucked hot guys :(

He thinks I AM a hot guy! Please Don't tell him He's wrong!!!

[evitawilliam]

He's lacking taste

[angelo-rib-shack]

[OOC: forgot to tag me in the last ask (my character was talking about your hook-up with @thevoidjester) anyways the @ is my newest rp blog @evitawilliam - @littlepawzbigheart]

Evita, tag your asks properly, Please!

[evitawilliam]

[OOC: Sorry darling]

[vastactivelivingintellisystem]

VALIS, this is your Admin speaking. What is the command to transport someone directly to me?

Command Requested: Edit: [Item] to Location: [Two feet in front of [Current User] or similar request].

[angelo-rib-shack]

VALIS, Edit: @the-metatron to two feet in front of Angelo Rib Shack.

[vastactivelivingintellisystem]

Error: Target has Ultimate Admin privileges. Override? [Y/N]

[angelo-rib-shack]

N.

(Of course dad can use this already. Duh. Course correction. I'm going to use the AI for my favourite use. Fantasy fulfillment.)

VALIS, Edit: AI appearance: Physical form of @e-w-w-morningstar .

Interaction Parameters: Romantic Sexual Encounter.

Specifications: Soft Dom, hair pulling, compliments.

Manifest Appearance of Location: Eddie's bedroom.

[vastactivelivingintellisystem]

Editing @e-w-w-morningstar to: Softdom.

[Hair] unavailable to edit. [Hat] substituted, pullable.

Romantic Compliment: Located poem by Lord Byron.

Error: Parameter [Sexual] excluded. Fixing...

Added: Fingers.

Initiate Encounter.

[angelo-rib-shack]

WAIT!!! WAIT!!! WAIT!!!!!! VALIS, CANCEL EDIT! CANCEL ENCOUNTER!

VALIS. Query: How to stop panic attack?

[vastactivelivingintellisystem]

Take some NICE DEEP BREATHS

dRiNK hEaBilyy

sammed wich???

Solve T̴̮̂̑̄̓̉͛̾̀h̷̢̧͖̞̲͙̜͕͔̻̻̞͉̥̝̀̂͑ȩ̴͕̗̱͇̪͙͍͘ ̷̧̧̡̛͚̘̱̝̞̺̘̱̣͈̲̮̺̖̃͗͆͛̊̄̽͛̽͐͐̕̕͝P̸̨̛̘͍͈̯̜̺̯̦̞͚̳̍̑̿͋͗̕ŗ̷̨̖̩̦͖̩̳̼͍̞̥̥̮̈́͑͗̋͌̒̍͝͝o̸̡͈̜̻̼͇̫̗̙̭͐́̒ͅḅ̷̡̧͎́͒͆͘͜ļ̶̛͓̟̱̜̤̻̘̫̘͍͓̰̐̾͐̇̒̿͝e̴̡̧̡̢̧̢̛͍͚̟̻͖͇̰̺̬͆̿̉̋̔͑̈́m̴̢͈͎̲̞̖̲̠̻͍͕̻̐͊̓̿̓

Run very far

hopital

[angelo-rib-shack]

*takes a deep breath* VALIS. Solve what? Nevermind... Edit item [beer] to 2 feet in front of Admin Angelo Rib Shack.

[vastactivelivingintellisystem]

Bottoms up!

[angelo-rib-shack]

Finally! *chugs it* Edit item [6 pack of beer] to 2 feet in front of Angelo Rib Shack!

[evitawilliam]

Don't drink too much wouldn't want someone taking advantage of drunkness like @thevoidjester did~

[angelo-rib-shack]

@thevoidjester already took advantage of me today on my 15 minute break at the cafe. I'll be fiiine!! *chugs a second beer*

[evitawilliam]

I knew someone like him would stoop that low he tried to fuck my husband the other day but my husband isn't into clowns and my husband is so loyal he watches p🌽rn with no girls in it