Heaven Is Here If You Want It

Lesbian // thirty year old lady // Mountain grown // Me

[romanceyourdemons]

next time you’re at the thrift store and find a nice solid thick pile area rug for a shockingly good price and you’ve been looking for an area rug for the office forever and the color goes really nicely with the office color scheme and you think this is it, this is what i’ve been waiting for, stop, and ask yourself: did i take the bus here?

[romanceyourdemons]

next time you’re on the bus and see someone with an area rug and a look of deep disappointment in themself mind your own business

[tall]

[omegaversereloaded]

[dragongirlbunny]

"lezzing out" is basically one of the most noble activities one can do

[proletarianprincess]

Why are you fat?

cause everytime i fuck your dad he makes me a sandwich

[sillysayaka]

and every time we kiss i swear i could fly

[fremulon]

call me a patron of the ass library the way I'm checking out that butt

[johnnychronic]

I don’t freak unless froken to, thanks

[bgm05]

Can you say something about fat people that doesn’t involve the phrase “tummy squish” or any variants thereof. Quickly

[valkyrjuk]

I know a couple fat guys and they're good electricians

[bgm05]

[jame7t]

daddydom ASMR but 5 seconds in he gets attacked by a cackling witch

[cornsumer]

i’m sorry but what the actual fuck

[jame7t]

a cackling witch

[pearlpoet]

Wellll the hell of my own creation had a sort of je ne sais quoi

[iloveweirdgirls-deactivated2026]

I love lesbians who have weird genders!!!

[thererisesaredstar]

Near the Cosmos. Dawn flight by Stanislav Torlopov (1984)

[faeriefag]

"why suck a strap?" have we all forgotten the beauty of theatre? have we truly fallen so far as to think the mind mustn't be pleasured too?

[bromia]

wind and gray sea

salt creek campground, olympic peninsula, wa

canon ae-1 / portra 400

[sandmandaddy69]

[sesamie]

learning that addiction is a progressive narrowing of the range of things that make one happy was kinda life changing for me. i apply it to everything not even just addiction i am always checking to ask if i am narrowing my range of happiness or widening it

[argumate]

always good to check whether your coping strategy has become something that needs its own coping strategies

[gnusnoteunuchs]

it's weird how whenever a neighbor's smoke alarm goes off it's because they're a talentless hack who can't cook, but when mine goes off it's because my culinary craft is being hamstrung by a draconian smoke detector that is far too sensitive for its own good