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Adam are you like, doing okay

When buzzfeed was holding you back from your full potential and now you can flourish by making any old weird comic your heart desires

beepbeepbeepbeep-deactivated202

I made plenty of weird stuff for BuzzFeed, y'all just ignored it because it didn’t fit the narrative you’d built.

micaxiii

it’s like ppl are afraid of giving you a compliment that isn’t somewhat backhanded in case it makes ppl assume they liked your buzzfeed stuff which is apparently a heinous crime to do

the-memedaddy

scampthecorgi

thebestoftumbling

Dog owner pretends to suddenly collapse while walking his dog and records the dog’s reaction.

psyducked

I thought this was going to be adorable but

i’m the dog

Unmute !

tastefullyoffensive

(photos by Bill Watterson and an octopus)

transparasite-deactivated201806

I think this is the best scientist photograph I have ever seen.

shellysbees-blog

But people didn’t believe him on reddit. So Watterson made the photo sequence into a gif.

moonlit-hedge

Here’s the gif for anyone curious.

siren-kitten-his-deactivated202

I had to go through the notes to find the gif. Not because I didn’t believe him but because I wanted to see it.

whitepeopletwitter

ma-sulevin

Today, Indiana Jones learned that humidifiers, even ones with cool mists, are hard to drink out of.

lord-kitschener

I’m

ampervadasz

bookwormmaddy

why are hummingbirds so dumb

sparrow-va

micaxiii

The Holy Trinity

sonypraystation

how u doing

im not thinking about it

piece-of-godney

the guy in the audience SNAPPED

chibihere

i love this, video

strangehorse

[ID: Britney and dancers performing ‘Gimme More’. Right before Britney can begin, a guy screams ‘WHO IS IT?’. Britney laughs and says ‘It’s Britney, bitch’, resuming the routine.]