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[strangegutz]

Baby Baphomet

OOAK art doll

[spookdoodles]

Some of the clowncore stuff I have up in my shop right now!

(See pinned post for links)

[fanonical]

i want there to be more fanfic aus where everything is the same but for one minor detail. everything is the same but there’s sentient animals wandering around. everything is the same but everyone is called gerry. everything is the same but two characters are siblings for no reason

[naomitess]

At the Minnesota Fringe Festival in 2018 there was a show called “Hamlet, But Hamlet’s a Chicken.” It was more or less what it said on the tin. They had made arrangements to borrow some therapy chickens, and for any scene that needed Hamlet, an affectionate handler gently carried in that day’s chicken (it would be one specific chicken for any given performance, but they didn’t have one chicken play Hamlet the whole time as that would have stressed out the chickens) and set her on the stage and then the chicken got to wander around and do whatever she wanted as the other actors did the scene.

There was also, I think, a scene with swordfighting where it was “the fight scene, but everyone’s using pool noodles” and some other similarly bizarre changes, but the MAIN thing I remember

was Hamlet’s soliloquy

because they just announced, “Hamlet’s soliloquy!” and then brought out the chicken and set her on the stage and then let her just hang out being a chicken for like FIVE MINUTES and the entire audience watched, completely riveted. It helps that chickens are cute. At one point she fluffed up her feathers and everyone gasped. A+ show, would go see it again.

[lazarus-quinn]

two more furbs that got sent out yesterday!!

[gorelectronic]

Some furby art comms I did for some nice people on Instagram :3 And a drawing of Lemon

[lazarus-quinn]

it’s kind of hard to make out the shapes in these but I guess that’s kind of the point? I’ll do a more fun photoshoot later but I finished Confetti Amadeus!!

[heavypurse]

Still caged for his crimes.

[catcrumb]

[witnessings]

garfield caused a controversy a decade ago by publishing this on veterans day

[yesterdaysprint]

Vancouver Daily World, British Columbia, September 24, 1910

[sleevesareforlosers]

[ID. A newspaper comic showing a cat stretching up to the face of a woman who is fast asleep in her bed. The caption reads, “Some cats will act as an alarm clock.” End ID.]

[entertainmentindustryupdates]

Dear #SagAftraMembers:

We are thrilled & proud to tell you that today your TV/Theatrical Negotiating Committee voted unanimously to approve a tentative agreement with the AMPTP.  As of 12:01 a.m. PT on Nov. 9, our strike is officially suspended & all picket locations are closed. We will be in touch in the coming days with information about celebration gatherings around the country.

In a contract valued at over one billion dollars, we have achieved a deal of extraordinary scope that includes "above-pattern" minimum compensation increases, unprecedented provisions for consent and compensation that will protect members from the threat of AI, and for the first time establishes a streaming participation bonus. Our Pension & Health caps have been substantially raised, which will bring much needed value to our plans. In addition, the deal includes numerous improvements for multiple categories including outsize compensation increases for background performers, and critical contract provisions protecting diverse communities.

We have arrived at a contract that will enable SAG-AFTRA members from every category to build sustainable careers. Many thousands of performers now and into the future will benefit from this work. Full details of the agreement will not be provided until the tentative agreement is reviewed by the SAG-AFTRA National Board.

We also thank our union siblings — the workers that power this industry — for the sacrifices they have made while supporting our strike and that of the Writers Guild of America. We stand together in solidarity and will be there for you when you need us.

Thank you all for your dedication, your commitment, your solidarity throughout this strike. It is because of you that these improvements became possible.

[babyanimalgifs]

Man stops to rescue kitten, gets ambushed by platoon. 

(Source)

[r4cs0]

They chose him

[krakensdottir]

#this wonderful man adopted 3 of the kittens and found homes for all the others! #among the ones he kept is the first kitten who flagged him down… named scout of course

IMPORTANT addition from @orcinus-veterinarius!

[of-sanguine-eyes]

Sometimes, the world isn’t all bad.

[brightlotusmoon]

We love you, Scout.

[kawaiibabeshop]

🌷 Kawaii Shop 🌷

Use code "TUMBLR" for a deal

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[alienclownthings]

hi tumblr i know i’m literally never on here but i’ve made the cutest good omens merch and i wanted to share w u all 🥺 ideas were curated with @devourer-of-poptarts , my own aziraphale 💖

ko-fi.com/alienclownthings/shop ❤️

[diarygirls]

love languages

cut up fruit on a plate

doing work at the same table

adjusting someone’s collar, brushing off lint on their shoulder, fixing their hair

bringing home leftovers

excited text messages 

[fleshdyke]

birds have truly mastered feathers like what do you Mean they can be shiny. how fucking cool is that

[fleshdyke]

glossy ibis

european starling

greater blue eared starling

nicobar pigeon

purple martin

glowing puffleg

violet backed starling

+ special shoutout to rob garren and his purple poultry project. he is breeding his chickens to be very shiny and very purple