Alien Coffee Shop

Home of an alien girl +18 only, pls, I'm old and tired

[everydaylouie]

pop star

[discount-supervillain]

[plastiboo]

[dsunearthed]

Club 67, 2005

[spltlvlhous]

[carouselunique]

Ms. Unique I love your yuri could I trouble you for some Sunpie at some point it’s my favorite ship and I want more art for my ship

To be clear, I don't ordinarily take requests. I just got tickled by the polite use of 'Ms. Unique' as if I'm a manager at the yuri factory and you're asking for a raise.

Can Sunset Shimmer handle allat?

Yes, absolutely.

No, she's gonna end up in the hospital lowkey (but she'll be happy about it)

Can Pinkie Pie handle allat is the real question?

Voting ended onFeb 7

[housegoblin]

love your friends, let your friends love you

[shencomix]

[pauliedraws]

I had this comic drawn for so long that I actually rewrote the ending because I had enough time to realize the original made no sense. Shoutout to @themornal for the suggestions with that final panel!

[avenarts]

charlotte

[hayzehayz8]

yyyyyayyyyyy fnaf 2

[dailyflicks]

COMMUNITY 1.12: Comparative Religion

[rohie-deactivated20191102]

“Years ago a friend of mine had a dream about a strange invention; a staircase you could descend deep underground, in which you heard recordings of all the things anyone had ever said about you, both good and bad. The catch was, you had to pass through all the worst things people had said before you could get to the highest compliments at the very bottom. There is no way I would ever make it more than two and a half steps down such a staircase, but I understand its terrible logic: if we want the rewards of being loved we have to submit to the mortifying ordeal of being known.”

— I Know What You Think of Me, Tim Kreider for the New York Times

[owlmylove]

after YEARS of seeing this quote online and finding it to be the most deeply and resoundingly profound writing i finally found the source article and absolutely nothing could prepare me for this opening paragraph

[bi-icon]

Okay but the whole article is really interesting and also contains this quote which I’ve never heard before but really like:

“Anyone worth knowing is inevitably also going to be exasperating”

[froggiethelesbian]

I found a guide for a no tape, easy to unwrap wrapping tutorial to make Christmas a little more accessible, wish I just found it sooner

[dat-physics-gal]

Could i not have seen that before Christmas? Anyway, queueing this for next december to save a life.

[onceuponatimeinerebor]

This is how they wrap surgical sets before sterilizing them (in a cloth not paper...god I wosh the cloth is a pain in the ass) except when they tuck the last bit in, they fold it over so the end is poking out of the box (like a pull tab).

[bludragongal]

drawing from a couple months ago in which MJ calls Peter’s bluff

[bludragongal]

no he absolutely can not

[persianmom-deactivated20251026]

what will it be, boss? the comfort of misery or the pain of change?

[wizard-of-interesting-failure]

[slunch]

if I were an English teacher I would print this out and put it onto the wall next to a "reading is poggers" poster

[mars-hollow]

*bleeding profusely from stab wound* oh don't worry I'm the older sister / mentor type this is supposed to happen. yeah i die violently at the end of act 1 to service a darker tone shift . yeah I'll haunt the narrative throughout the rest of the plot it's awesome. that's right I do represent growing up and reckoning with the horrors of adulthood and your choices in a way. honestly this is tame did you see the shit they did to mami. or himeno