Froggie :D

They/Them Sorry that my fandoming is all over the place

[anchovy]

This is what posting your artwork after a mutual posts a big life update feels like

[louisegluckpdf]

if i were a guy i’d sooo be picking fights at bars as a repressed homosexuality thing

[what-even-is-thiss]

As an adult you must cultivate the skill of “Gross! Oh, well. Not my business.”

[what-even-is-thiss]

Applies to everything from BDSM parties to your sister’s godawful interior design choices to weird bachelor pad meals eaten over a sink.

Gross! Oh, well. Not my business.

[autumngracy]

[mclennonyaoi]

working with kids and one of them says “you know you eat 8 spiders a night on average right?” and another goes “no no no those statistics are actually skewed by people who like eat spiders recreationally for fun and stuff” and my head snapped up like a fucking sleeper agent

[destructionfanq]

i want ice cream .

[javascript-official]

This seems counterproductive to your goals, how are you going to get ice cream if there is no earth? Are you an idiot stupid of sorts?

[destructionfanq]

oh my apologies i see my mistake

[muttsandmustelidae]

“hey this dog looks to be struggling to perform very basic functions and that is very worrying” “well ACTUALLY if you STUDIED THE BREED STANDARD you’d see that this dog is actually the IDEAL ______” YEAH. THIS TOO IS THE PROBLEM. WHAT ARE YOU NOT GETTING.

[muttsandmustelidae]

“you can’t blame breeders for breeding to standard :/“ i actually find it very easy to blame them. they are the ones creating the dogs on purpose, you see

[teethwreath]

[door]

this is great. slowly we will build a house

[sketchywiring]

Thats crazy dude mind if i join you

[everest-81]

Come on

[froggiethelesbian]

I buy my figurines and toys to LOOK AT!

They will not stay in the box, I am not bubble wrapping and boxing them.

They will be COVERED IN DUST and be PLACED near a WINDOW AND THATS JUST THE WAY ITS GONNA BE

[clamjob-deactivated20140702]

join tumblr

[torsnach]

Fool me once I kill myself on the spot

[pearlwingdraws]

A Tumblrclan logo for all of you lovely Tumblrclan cats out there! You can use this for whatever you want!

[pearlwingdraws]

I was WAY ahead of everyone with the rent lowering gunshots btw.

[pearlwingdraws]

My friend this post spent almost the first 10 years of its existence with 1 singular note

[zoctopode]

can you imagine being a parent in the pokemon world and your kid comes home with one of those straight up basically human pokemon. i know those motherfuckers can talk.

its morning. i see my childs Throh getting some oj from the fridge. 'morning', i say. he doesnt catch himself in time and says 'morning' back. he freezes and we both stare at each other knowingly. 'throh,' he says, but its too fucking late

[valtsv]

can't stop thinking about how hysterical project hail mary would be from rocky's pov when you consider that, by eridian standards, basic human functioning is simultaneously an incredibly hostile and violently perverted body horror fetish nightmare. imagine you make first contact with an alien and it's an apex predator with an obscene number of orifices, made up mostly of toxic substances that it oozes constantly from said orifices, thrives in an unforgivingly cold and suffocating atmosphere, is highly motivated by searching for its next meal + consumes its food publicly in violation of your society's main taboo, and is capable of rapidly transitioning from vulnerable in sleep to alert and in full possession of its faculties at the slightest change in stimuli. grace is in a heartwarming scifi buddy comedy and meanwhile rocky is bonded with and planning on bringing home his species' equivalent of the xenomorph.

[valtsv]

POV you're welcoming home your planet's heroic saviours

[aphrodite-is-tma]

we moved on from juggling lab too fast y'all

I call this one jorkin my peanits

[magicmooshka]

my comic for terrible comic day 2026

[froggiethelesbian]

Am I crazy for wanting to start a comic book reading at the start and not at the part where it “gets good” like I feel I should at least try. I don’t want to skip story