Clyde, obviously you and Craig are bros. a true bromance. What is the broest thing you guys have ever done (no homo)
CLYDE: Hmm, that’s a toughie.
CLYDE: Bros as tight as Craig and I have gone through a lot together, sure.
CLYDE: But if I had to choose an instance, I think it’d be the time we were the two leads in the school play last year.
CRAIG: Oh, I am a prince or whatever.
CRAIG: Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your long hair.
CRAIG: Let down your hair so that I may climb your golden hair.
CLYDE: Now, I’m not sure why Craig wanted to be in a play at all, but I wasn’t about to question it.
CLYDE: But like, no girls signed up for the role of Rapunzel.
CLYDE: So because they weren’t getting enough auditions, I decided I’d make it easy on Craig.
CLYDE: I tried out for the role of Rapunzel.
CLYDE: And there were three keys to my success at winning the role.
CLYDE: One: my amazing acting skills.
CLYDE: Two: nobody else actually tried out.
CLYDE: Three: I rocked the look.
CLYDE: I will now let down my hair. For you. Because you like my singing or something, I don’t actually know anything about Rapunzel.
CRAIG: The school’s drama department could not afford hair extensions, so I will use this ladder that has been conveniently placed nearby.
CLYDE: My, my! You’re a lovely prince, aren’t you?
CLYDE: So brave and noble, and I have absolutely no reason as to why I should love you instantly, but I do.
CLYDE: For taking the time to lift such a heavy ladder and come all the way up here, I will now kiss you.
CLYDE: Come here, give me a smooch.
CRAIG: There’s no kiss scene in this play, Clyde.
CLYDE: Who is Clyde? I am Rapunzel and I wish to gift you with a kiss!
CLYDE: I took a real blow for team Craig & Clyde, the two broest bros who ever broed. But it was for the crowd.
CLYDE: It was quite possibly the most bro thing I ever did for Craig.
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