🌺 nice 🌸

[piscesgroove]

friend: why are you putting tacks in your milk

me: aesthetic

[sthmvnk]

[hissmetaylor]

“i can’t eat that, i’ll get fat”

“i can’t sleep in late today i have to do work”

“no i can’t watch a whole season in one go that’s lazy”

“i can’t-”

[0xm-deactivated20170711]

Detail.

[meanplastic]

[blankbanshee]

[86oz]

💸🍃🌿

[charmancler]

when my dog barks for no reason

[sadgrl]

me

[colachampagnedad]

there’s a picture of a dog meeting pluto n the dog look so hype to meet him i can’t stop laughing

[colachampagnedad]

[hughsdancies]

[the-old-ultr4-violence]

The biggest overreaction recorded in history.

[a-dingo-ate-my-dildo]

I thought C’s were supposed to be average?? Like I thought A’s and B’s were above average??? Why is a C so bad?? Like ?????

[kanyewesticle]

schools have stairs so you can throw yourselves down them

[t8u-deactivated20150811]

when you walk towards a bird but it flies away

[play-0n-playa-deactivated202009]

[fantasia]

[itguidesandnews]

[7esbian]

my nose bled for half an hour