AROKALYPSE

[arokalypse]

aro vent blog because there is literally nowhere else I can do this

please don't disk horse anywhere near me I'm so tired

[aro-culture-is]

mad scientist wannabe aro culture is romance kills.... but necromancy,

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[genderkoolaid]

just a pride month reminder:

if you are making something featuring multiple flags and you put in the asexual flag, you better put in the aromantic flag.

if you put in the aroace flag, you better put in the aroallo flag.

fighting aromantic erasure starts with YOU 🫵

[necropolis144]

Figured this one would be a hit with the aros.

[randyjadeyaoi]

everyone get more aromantic NOW

[dickensign]

this cat does not experience romantic attraction this cat does experience a desire to dismantle systems of power 🐈‍⬛💚 i stuck it on backpacks, shirts (+more) over on @threadless

would u wear this

[princesskuragina]

I need everyone who makes music to spontaneously take on a sort of creative writing exercise/challenge where they're not allowed to write song about romantic relationships for like. A year. Just long enough to get some variety in the mix. Other things happen to people

[benzohoarder]

[figural]

#google translate does not capture the tone switch so i have to say. first two sentences are like. normal maybe kind of feminine posting tone #& the last is like. shounen manga protagonist. action movie hero. jojo's bizarre adventure character. #the tone you would use if you were holding a gun with the safety off (– @chadlesbianjasontodd)

[cosmos-dot-semicolon]

I swear to god, the number of cool conceptual songs that always go back to this...

[aro-culture-is]

Aro is culture is HAAAAAAATING denial tropes in Romance.

"OKay so we share a room, and a bed, and we moved in together recently, and we sometimes hold hands on instinct, and I feel a bit bubbly inside around him but HE'S NOT MY HUSBAND!!"

YES, COOL, FUCKING GOOOD FOR YOU. V E R Y GOOD FOR YOU ACTUALLY, WE LOVE INTIMATE FRIENDSHIPS IN THIS HOUSE!!

BUT NOOOOOO, THE POINT APPARENTLY IS THAT HE'S NAIVE AND STUPID BECAUSE "Of CoUrSe ThEy'D bE hUsBaNdS iF tHeY dO tHaT! No FrIeNdS dO tHaT wItH eAcH oThEr!!!" mauling you mauling you mauling you mauling you mauling you mauling you mauling you mauling you mauling you mauling you mauling you mauling you mauling you mauling you mauling you mauling you mauling you mauling you

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[depsidase]

[motherblackcap]

flags for when ur aro and also a biohazard

(inspired by this [link])

[thememedaddy]

[arokalypse]

im sorry i had to do it that line is just so damn *chef's kiss* ARO

[arokalypse]

today is the only day you can reblog this

[giga-queen]

ship wars are dumb. Polyamory and aromanticism are easy, simple, and effective solutions

[nerdragons-hoard]

I don't see how polyamory or aromanticism could patch up the holes in my hull but if you say so

[boybeetles]

Apparently new tomodachi life doesn’t have an age grouping besides ‘adult’ and ‘minor’. So adult miis can only like other adult miis, and minor miis can only like other minor miis. Which in theory seems okay but in practice it means a bunch of teenager miis can develop crushes on Miis that are like babies and pre-teens lmao. I’m seeing it all over Twitter.

If you don’t want the teens to crush on babies you have to make the babies aromatic.

[traaansfem]

Exposing the babies to onions and roasted carrots and strongly scented spices to prevent anybody from liking them

[boybeetles]

[quietwingsinthesky]

too much monogamy in fandom in general

[quietwingsinthesky]

as we all know, everyone falls in love once and only once with their one true love the first time, and if they had relationships before that they weren’t real and didn’t love each other, and you can’t love more than one person at once, and your friends and family need to be pushed out of the picture to focus more on your romance, and no one has sex with people they don’t love, and if they did, they’re dirty and they have to have hated it and the sex they have with their one true love after they’re officially together has to be better sex than they ever had before, and no one ever breaks up for any reason other than death, and everyone wants to get married and have kids. aren’t you fucking tired.

[quietwingsinthesky]

I SAID AREN’T YOU FUCKING TIRED