alien hater

Hey. Im Gyro. Im 13 and hait taht ztupid alien ztage compeition. Thiz iz a hate blog for it.

[alienstagehateaccount]

Blog Intro or zmth idk

Hey. My name is Gyro. I made thiz account to hate on Alien Ztage and my zizter cuz they're both zuper annoying. My phone actually haz zpeech too text enabled zo my spelling is actually readable.

Im 13 and uze he/him. @alienstagestanaccount iz unfortunately my twin zizter. I'm older though.

I don't have a biaz cauze all the conteztantz zuck. DNI if you like alien ztage.

Herez what I look like cauze I'm not a coward.

I zcribbled out my zizter cauze zhe'z the worzt and crampz my ztyle.

Rulez for the blog:

-No weird azkz. I'm 13(also admin is a minor)

-Don't be an azzhole to me. Being an azzhole too my zizter iz fine but I'm cool zo.

-DNI if you like Alien Ztage. That ztuff iz for lozerz. (Please do interact if you like Alien Stage, Gyro's just a little shit.)

-DNI if you're a friend of my zizter'z.

-If I zay zomething izn't cool, it izn't, zo drop it.

OOC INFO/RULES:

Hi hi! It's the admin for the @alienstagestanaccount blog! I'm back with another hit blog that'll blow your mind lol.

Once again, thank you so much to the person that made the art. I'm not sure if you want me to name you, but just know I really appreciate it and it's awesome. Thank you so much.

If you can't tell already, Gyro is very hot-headed and mean spirited, so he'll have a different tone to his blog then Gyri's. Don't take it personally please 😭😭 starting beef with Gyro is fine, he's an angry little shit and will fight fire with fire and is honestly encouraged.

-Admin is a minor, so no NSFW asks, and if I say something is weird or makes me uncomfortable, that is enough and those asks should stop.

-No more then one ask per person

-Admin might be slow to answering asks, but all asks will be answered!

-RP is encouraged

-All posts under this blog will be under the 'Gyroblogs' tag. For posts centered around Gyro/his family's lore, the tag 'Creaturelore' will be used.

If there's anymore I'll add to the list, however this is about it! Thanks so much :D

[alienstagestanaccount]

are you have dyslexia

iz dyelziaca te thig wrhe u cnt redae???/??//? Cs i cn reaede!!1!11!1!1 Did miy brudother tiel u this????/?/?/ Cus heis lying!1!11!!1 I cn reede!1!111!1 I reead aoll the time!1!1!11! I jst cnt spiel cus i dnt hv thbms :(9(9(99((((((

[alienstagehateaccount]

You zuck at reading, don't lie. It took you three hourz to get through a paperback meant for 10 year oldz lmao.

[alienstagehateaccount]

Hey kid it’s been a while I hope you’re doing okay

@white-dress-dyed-red

I juzt...idk what to do. All my zhit got ztolen, and I don't know anyone in thiz fuckazz city. I don't have a phone, and there'z only zo many ztrangerz I can beg too so I can uze their phonez. I don't remember my mom'z phone number, and I doubt zhe'd even get my mezzage on tumblr. Zo it zuckz and I hate it.

[alienstagehateaccount]

Kid…? Hey—kiddo?? Are you okay? What’s going on..??

- @minjun-alnst

A COUPLE OF STUPID BIPEDAL ASSHOLES STOLE MY TRAIN PASS AND MY PHONE AND DUMPED ME IN SOME FUCKING ALLEYWAY IN THIS STUPID ASS CITY I'M TEXTINYVTHIS ON SOMEBODY ELSES PHONE I DUNNO WHAT TO DO FUCK

[minjun-alnst]

Kid—kiddo, calm down. Shit… I’d kill those bastards if I could—

Okay. Try askin people where you are. Stay in safe areas where people can see ya and help if any other jack asses try anythin…

Do ya have any money on ya? Save some for gettin back home and use the rest for your basic needs for now…

Wish I could be there to help ya out, kid… ‘m sorry…

[alienstagehateaccount]

They ztole all my zhit, including my money and train pazz. Fucking bipedal azzholez. I can't get home now and I'm ztuck borrowing people'z phonez at thiz ztupid azz downtown city thing. I can't get home. Fuck.

[alienstagehateaccount]

Kid…? Hey—kiddo?? Are you okay? What’s going on..??

- @minjun-alnst

A COUPLE OF STUPID BIPEDAL ASSHOLES STOLE MY TRAIN PASS AND MY PHONE AND DUMPED ME IN SOME FUCKING ALLEYWAY IN THIS STUPID ASS CITY I'M TEXTINYVTHIS ON SOMEBODY ELSES PHONE I DUNNO WHAT TO DO FUCK

[alienstagehateaccount]

Gyro Bronzetail, son of Lief and Scalor, what in the stars have you been doing on this account. Why are you harassing the alien stage contestants. Are you bullying your sister??? We are going to have a serious conversation when you get home, young man.

-@alienstagemomof2

WTF MOM YOU COULD HAVE JUZT TEXTED ME???? WHY DID YOU COME ONTO MY ACCOUNT???? THIZ IZ ZO UNEZCARY I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!!!!! GYRI'Z THE ONE WHO'Z BEEN TALKING TO THOZE WEIRDOZ!!!! NOT ME!!!

[van-alnst]

Looks like some kid is in trouble.

[lukaalnst-official]

Imagine.

[alienstagehateaccount]

???????? IMAGINE WHAT???? ME CLAWING YOUR ZTUPID PERFECT FACE OFF???? CAUZE I'LL DO JT

[lukaalnst-official]

Alright kid, go to your mom

[alienstagehateaccount]

I'm running away. Zcrew you all.

[minjun-alnst]

Runnin from your problems. Real mature, kiddo.

[alienstagehateaccount]

IT'Z ALL I CAN DO NOW ZO FUCK YOU TOO

[minjun-alnst]

You’re funny. That ain’t all ya can do, it’s all ya know HOW to do.

Now quit runnin from your damn problems like an idiot or they’ll bite ya in the ass.

[alienstagehateaccount]

Zo what??? It doezn't matter right now. I can't get off thiz ztupid planet becauze I don't have my pazzport zo I can't run from my problems. Nobody carez about me. Gyri'z too locked up in that ztupid little world of herz and mom iz conztantly at work. Who carez if they bite me in the azz later? That'z a later problem. Not a me problem.

[minjun-alnst]

Listen here, ya lil shit. You’re gonna look at this when you’re grown and be so gosh darn embarrassed, believe me.

I don’t know what your family is like or your home life but I know that somebody made ya bitter. Or maybe you just grew up that way.

Either way, not everythin is bad. Yeah, lots of things suck. But you and your sister’ve got a whole life ahead of ya. It’d be a shame to run from it now instead o’ livin it.

[alienstagehateaccount]

I can find a better life elzewhere, away from my family and everything. There'z nothing worth ztaying for. Life went downhill when dad decided to puzh mom to far and that waz it. Mom wouldn't even care if I waz gone, I remind her of dad too much, and Gyri iz--Gyri. I doubt zhe'd care. You don't underztand, nobody doez, and that'z why I have to leave! Becauze I'm juzt like dad and that'z all anyone ever zeez when they look at me!

There. That'z why. You happy? I have to run becauze there'z nothing elze here for me.

[minjun-alnst]

You’re a gosh darn idiot… ugh… this is why I hate kids.

What you put out is what you’ll get back, got it? Maybe it seems like nobody loves ya and nobody cares cause ya won’t let yourself be loved or cared for.

Go talk to your mom and sister. Tell them ya love ‘em and see what they’ve got to say before ya make any dumb assumptions, Kay?

Lotta people care for you… and you’ll meet people who understand ya just fine.

[alienstagehateaccount]

...even if I do do that, it'z too late. I already left. I took two trainz zomewhere not here and I forgot which onez, and I turned off my location on the parental control app on my phone. Mom won't be able to find me, and Gyri eatz up every word zhe zayz, zo if mom zayz I'm gone forever Gyri will think I'm gone forever.

...

I'm really ztupid, aren't I?

[minjun-alnst]

Damn right you are…

But hey, they can find ya on here, can’t they?

Maybe ya can make amends… or reach out… it ain’t too late just yet, kiddo… but ya gotta start now. Quit running away. Stay where you are so that way your mom and sister can find ya, got it? It’s dangerous to wander far.

If it makes ya feel any better, I’ll be here for ya for the time being. Stay strong… or I’ll kick yer ass…(/lh)

[alienstagehateaccount]

Wow. I feel zo comforted right now.

And I blocked them a while ago. I didn't want them to zee all thiz. I dunno how I can unblock them now.

It'z alzo raining and my fur feelz all grozz. Do I zeriouzly have to ztand outzide cauze I'm getting drenched and I think people are laughing at me :/ azzholez.

And thankz I guezz. I zuppoze I needed that.

[minjun-alnst]

Oh… kid. Ya really are a dumbass.

Get shelter for now. Hey, stay in the train station… probably safer there anyways. Don’t need ya gettin a cold or anythin…

And ignore those doofuses. They’re laughin cause they’re not happy about their own life so other people’s misery makes ‘em feel better ‘bout themselves.

Anyways… if ya stay at the train station, maybe ya can find someone willin to help or point ya in the right direction… be safe, kid…

I believe in ya… or… whatever. You’ll make it home safe.

[alienstagehateaccount]

Thankz zir...I guezz...I'm zticking under the train ztation for now while I figure out where to go from here iahdhrbjskakkncbsbab

[alienstagehateaccount]

Gyro Bronzetail, son of Lief and Scalor, what in the stars have you been doing on this account. Why are you harassing the alien stage contestants. Are you bullying your sister??? We are going to have a serious conversation when you get home, young man.

-@alienstagemomof2

WTF MOM YOU COULD HAVE JUZT TEXTED ME???? WHY DID YOU COME ONTO MY ACCOUNT???? THIZ IZ ZO UNEZCARY I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!!!!! GYRI'Z THE ONE WHO'Z BEEN TALKING TO THOZE WEIRDOZ!!!! NOT ME!!!

[van-alnst]

Looks like some kid is in trouble.

[lukaalnst-official]

Imagine.

[alienstagehateaccount]

???????? IMAGINE WHAT???? ME CLAWING YOUR ZTUPID PERFECT FACE OFF???? CAUZE I'LL DO JT

[lukaalnst-official]

Alright kid, go to your mom

[alienstagehateaccount]

I'm running away. Zcrew you all.

[minjun-alnst]

Runnin from your problems. Real mature, kiddo.

[alienstagehateaccount]

IT'Z ALL I CAN DO NOW ZO FUCK YOU TOO

[minjun-alnst]

You’re funny. That ain’t all ya can do, it’s all ya know HOW to do.

Now quit runnin from your damn problems like an idiot or they’ll bite ya in the ass.

[alienstagehateaccount]

Zo what??? It doezn't matter right now. I can't get off thiz ztupid planet becauze I don't have my pazzport zo I can't run from my problems. Nobody carez about me. Gyri'z too locked up in that ztupid little world of herz and mom iz conztantly at work. Who carez if they bite me in the azz later? That'z a later problem. Not a me problem.

[minjun-alnst]

Listen here, ya lil shit. You’re gonna look at this when you’re grown and be so gosh darn embarrassed, believe me.

I don’t know what your family is like or your home life but I know that somebody made ya bitter. Or maybe you just grew up that way.

Either way, not everythin is bad. Yeah, lots of things suck. But you and your sister’ve got a whole life ahead of ya. It’d be a shame to run from it now instead o’ livin it.

[alienstagehateaccount]

I can find a better life elzewhere, away from my family and everything. There'z nothing worth ztaying for. Life went downhill when dad decided to puzh mom to far and that waz it. Mom wouldn't even care if I waz gone, I remind her of dad too much, and Gyri iz--Gyri. I doubt zhe'd care. You don't underztand, nobody doez, and that'z why I have to leave! Becauze I'm juzt like dad and that'z all anyone ever zeez when they look at me!

There. That'z why. You happy? I have to run becauze there'z nothing elze here for me.

[minjun-alnst]

You’re a gosh darn idiot… ugh… this is why I hate kids.

What you put out is what you’ll get back, got it? Maybe it seems like nobody loves ya and nobody cares cause ya won’t let yourself be loved or cared for.

Go talk to your mom and sister. Tell them ya love ‘em and see what they’ve got to say before ya make any dumb assumptions, Kay?

Lotta people care for you… and you’ll meet people who understand ya just fine.

[alienstagehateaccount]

...even if I do do that, it'z too late. I already left. I took two trainz zomewhere not here and I forgot which onez, and I turned off my location on the parental control app on my phone. Mom won't be able to find me, and Gyri eatz up every word zhe zayz, zo if mom zayz I'm gone forever Gyri will think I'm gone forever.

...

I'm really ztupid, aren't I?

[minjun-alnst]

Damn right you are…

But hey, they can find ya on here, can’t they?

Maybe ya can make amends… or reach out… it ain’t too late just yet, kiddo… but ya gotta start now. Quit running away. Stay where you are so that way your mom and sister can find ya, got it? It’s dangerous to wander far.

If it makes ya feel any better, I’ll be here for ya for the time being. Stay strong… or I’ll kick yer ass…(/lh)

[alienstagehateaccount]

Wow. I feel zo comforted right now.

And I blocked them a while ago. I didn't want them to zee all thiz. I dunno how I can unblock them now.

It'z alzo raining and my fur feelz all grozz. Do I zeriouzly have to ztand outzide cauze I'm getting drenched and I think people are laughing at me :/ azzholez.

And thankz I guezz. I zuppoze I needed that.

[alienstagehateaccount]

Gyro Bronzetail, son of Lief and Scalor, what in the stars have you been doing on this account. Why are you harassing the alien stage contestants. Are you bullying your sister??? We are going to have a serious conversation when you get home, young man.

-@alienstagemomof2

WTF MOM YOU COULD HAVE JUZT TEXTED ME???? WHY DID YOU COME ONTO MY ACCOUNT???? THIZ IZ ZO UNEZCARY I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!!!!! GYRI'Z THE ONE WHO'Z BEEN TALKING TO THOZE WEIRDOZ!!!! NOT ME!!!

[van-alnst]

Looks like some kid is in trouble.

[lukaalnst-official]

Imagine.

[alienstagehateaccount]

???????? IMAGINE WHAT???? ME CLAWING YOUR ZTUPID PERFECT FACE OFF???? CAUZE I'LL DO JT

[lukaalnst-official]

Alright kid, go to your mom

[alienstagehateaccount]

I'm running away. Zcrew you all.

[minjun-alnst]

Runnin from your problems. Real mature, kiddo.

[alienstagehateaccount]

IT'Z ALL I CAN DO NOW ZO FUCK YOU TOO

[minjun-alnst]

You’re funny. That ain’t all ya can do, it’s all ya know HOW to do.

Now quit runnin from your damn problems like an idiot or they’ll bite ya in the ass.

[alienstagehateaccount]

Zo what??? It doezn't matter right now. I can't get off thiz ztupid planet becauze I don't have my pazzport zo I can't run from my problems. Nobody carez about me. Gyri'z too locked up in that ztupid little world of herz and mom iz conztantly at work. Who carez if they bite me in the azz later? That'z a later problem. Not a me problem.

[minjun-alnst]

Listen here, ya lil shit. You’re gonna look at this when you’re grown and be so gosh darn embarrassed, believe me.

I don’t know what your family is like or your home life but I know that somebody made ya bitter. Or maybe you just grew up that way.

Either way, not everythin is bad. Yeah, lots of things suck. But you and your sister’ve got a whole life ahead of ya. It’d be a shame to run from it now instead o’ livin it.

[alienstagehateaccount]

I can find a better life elzewhere, away from my family and everything. There'z nothing worth ztaying for. Life went downhill when dad decided to puzh mom to far and that waz it. Mom wouldn't even care if I waz gone, I remind her of dad too much, and Gyri iz--Gyri. I doubt zhe'd care. You don't underztand, nobody doez, and that'z why I have to leave! Becauze I'm juzt like dad and that'z all anyone ever zeez when they look at me!

There. That'z why. You happy? I have to run becauze there'z nothing elze here for me.

[minjun-alnst]

You’re a gosh darn idiot… ugh… this is why I hate kids.

What you put out is what you’ll get back, got it? Maybe it seems like nobody loves ya and nobody cares cause ya won’t let yourself be loved or cared for.

Go talk to your mom and sister. Tell them ya love ‘em and see what they’ve got to say before ya make any dumb assumptions, Kay?

Lotta people care for you… and you’ll meet people who understand ya just fine.

[alienstagehateaccount]

...even if I do do that, it'z too late. I already left. I took two trainz zomewhere not here and I forgot which onez, and I turned off my location on the parental control app on my phone. Mom won't be able to find me, and Gyri eatz up every word zhe zayz, zo if mom zayz I'm gone forever Gyri will think I'm gone forever.

...

I'm really ztupid, aren't I?

[alienstagehateaccount]

Gyro Bronzetail, son of Lief and Scalor, what in the stars have you been doing on this account. Why are you harassing the alien stage contestants. Are you bullying your sister??? We are going to have a serious conversation when you get home, young man.

-@alienstagemomof2

WTF MOM YOU COULD HAVE JUZT TEXTED ME???? WHY DID YOU COME ONTO MY ACCOUNT???? THIZ IZ ZO UNEZCARY I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!!!!! GYRI'Z THE ONE WHO'Z BEEN TALKING TO THOZE WEIRDOZ!!!! NOT ME!!!

[van-alnst]

Looks like some kid is in trouble.

[lukaalnst-official]

Imagine.

[alienstagehateaccount]

???????? IMAGINE WHAT???? ME CLAWING YOUR ZTUPID PERFECT FACE OFF???? CAUZE I'LL DO JT

[lukaalnst-official]

Alright kid, go to your mom

[alienstagehateaccount]

I'm running away. Zcrew you all.

[lukaalnst-official]

Let’s see how far you go, before running back to your mom. I will count for you

[alienstagehateaccount]

Well you're gonna be counting for the rezt of your zad, mizerable life, freak. I'm never going back. Fuck you, fuck my mom, fuck my zizter, and fuck everyone who made me thiz way!!! I'm never going back.

[lukaalnst-official]

I think the teenage years are hitting you. It will pass by

[alienstagehateaccount]

Well zince we're taking advice from ztrangerz on the internet, I think you zhould fuck off.

[lukaalnst-official]

If you really do want to offend me, learn to type normally first. Maybe then I can feel offended by a 13 year old.

[alienstagehateaccount]

It'z called a typing quirk, fuckazz. Not my fault you're zo old you don't underztand zhit anymore. Go back to being old and greying.

[lukaalnst-official]

Mind informing me what a Fuckazz is? Haven’t heard of it

[alienstagehateaccount]

Get glazzez and maybe you could zee better, cauze obviouzly you need to get your eyez checked if you don't know what that iz.

[lukaalnst-official]

It would be quite amusing if I @ your mom right this moment.

[alienstagehateaccount]

Don't. You. Fucking. Dare. Hag.

[alienstagehateaccount]

Gyro Bronzetail, son of Lief and Scalor, what in the stars have you been doing on this account. Why are you harassing the alien stage contestants. Are you bullying your sister??? We are going to have a serious conversation when you get home, young man.

-@alienstagemomof2

WTF MOM YOU COULD HAVE JUZT TEXTED ME???? WHY DID YOU COME ONTO MY ACCOUNT???? THIZ IZ ZO UNEZCARY I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!!!!! GYRI'Z THE ONE WHO'Z BEEN TALKING TO THOZE WEIRDOZ!!!! NOT ME!!!

[van-alnst]

Looks like some kid is in trouble.

[lukaalnst-official]

Imagine.

[alienstagehateaccount]

???????? IMAGINE WHAT???? ME CLAWING YOUR ZTUPID PERFECT FACE OFF???? CAUZE I'LL DO JT

[lukaalnst-official]

Alright kid, go to your mom

[alienstagehateaccount]

I'm running away. Zcrew you all.

[lukaalnst-official]

Let’s see how far you go, before running back to your mom. I will count for you

[alienstagehateaccount]

Well you're gonna be counting for the rezt of your zad, mizerable life, freak. I'm never going back. Fuck you, fuck my mom, fuck my zizter, and fuck everyone who made me thiz way!!! I'm never going back.

[lukaalnst-official]

I think the teenage years are hitting you. It will pass by

[alienstagehateaccount]

Well zince we're taking advice from ztrangerz on the internet, I think you zhould fuck off.

[lukaalnst-official]

If you really do want to offend me, learn to type normally first. Maybe then I can feel offended by a 13 year old.

[alienstagehateaccount]

It'z called a typing quirk, fuckazz. Not my fault you're zo old you don't underztand zhit anymore. Go back to being old and greying.

[lukaalnst-official]

Mind informing me what a Fuckazz is? Haven’t heard of it

[alienstagehateaccount]

Get glazzez and maybe you could zee better, cauze obviouzly you need to get your eyez checked if you don't know what that iz.

[alienstagehateaccount]

Gyro Bronzetail, son of Lief and Scalor, what in the stars have you been doing on this account. Why are you harassing the alien stage contestants. Are you bullying your sister??? We are going to have a serious conversation when you get home, young man.

-@alienstagemomof2

WTF MOM YOU COULD HAVE JUZT TEXTED ME???? WHY DID YOU COME ONTO MY ACCOUNT???? THIZ IZ ZO UNEZCARY I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!!!!! GYRI'Z THE ONE WHO'Z BEEN TALKING TO THOZE WEIRDOZ!!!! NOT ME!!!

[van-alnst]

Looks like some kid is in trouble.

[lukaalnst-official]

Imagine.

[alienstagehateaccount]

???????? IMAGINE WHAT???? ME CLAWING YOUR ZTUPID PERFECT FACE OFF???? CAUZE I'LL DO JT

[lukaalnst-official]

Alright kid, go to your mom

[alienstagehateaccount]

I'm running away. Zcrew you all.

[lukaalnst-official]

Let’s see how far you go, before running back to your mom. I will count for you

[alienstagehateaccount]

Well you're gonna be counting for the rezt of your zad, mizerable life, freak. I'm never going back. Fuck you, fuck my mom, fuck my zizter, and fuck everyone who made me thiz way!!! I'm never going back.

[lukaalnst-official]

I think the teenage years are hitting you. It will pass by

[alienstagehateaccount]

Well zince we're taking advice from ztrangerz on the internet, I think you zhould fuck off.

[lukaalnst-official]

If you really do want to offend me, learn to type normally first. Maybe then I can feel offended by a 13 year old.

[alienstagehateaccount]

It'z called a typing quirk, fuckazz. Not my fault you're zo old you don't underztand zhit anymore. Go back to being old and greying.

[alienstagehateaccount]

Gyro Bronzetail, son of Lief and Scalor, what in the stars have you been doing on this account. Why are you harassing the alien stage contestants. Are you bullying your sister??? We are going to have a serious conversation when you get home, young man.

-@alienstagemomof2

WTF MOM YOU COULD HAVE JUZT TEXTED ME???? WHY DID YOU COME ONTO MY ACCOUNT???? THIZ IZ ZO UNEZCARY I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!!!!! GYRI'Z THE ONE WHO'Z BEEN TALKING TO THOZE WEIRDOZ!!!! NOT ME!!!

[van-alnst]

Looks like some kid is in trouble.

[lukaalnst-official]

Imagine.

[alienstagehateaccount]

???????? IMAGINE WHAT???? ME CLAWING YOUR ZTUPID PERFECT FACE OFF???? CAUZE I'LL DO JT

[lukaalnst-official]

Alright kid, go to your mom

[alienstagehateaccount]

I'm running away. Zcrew you all.

[lukaalnst-official]

Let’s see how far you go, before running back to your mom. I will count for you

[alienstagehateaccount]

Well you're gonna be counting for the rezt of your zad, mizerable life, freak. I'm never going back. Fuck you, fuck my mom, fuck my zizter, and fuck everyone who made me thiz way!!! I'm never going back.

[lukaalnst-official]

I think the teenage years are hitting you. It will pass by

[alienstagehateaccount]

Well zince we're taking advice from ztrangerz on the internet, I think you zhould fuck off.

[alienstagehateaccount]

If you’re running away please stay safe youre going to have to break the tracker on your device.

@white-dress-dyed-red

Yeah I know that, I'm not ztupid. Who do you take me for? Gyri?

[alienstagehateaccount]

Gyro Bronzetail, son of Lief and Scalor, what in the stars have you been doing on this account. Why are you harassing the alien stage contestants. Are you bullying your sister??? We are going to have a serious conversation when you get home, young man.

-@alienstagemomof2

WTF MOM YOU COULD HAVE JUZT TEXTED ME???? WHY DID YOU COME ONTO MY ACCOUNT???? THIZ IZ ZO UNEZCARY I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!!!!! GYRI'Z THE ONE WHO'Z BEEN TALKING TO THOZE WEIRDOZ!!!! NOT ME!!!

[van-alnst]

Looks like some kid is in trouble.

[lukaalnst-official]

Imagine.

[alienstagehateaccount]

???????? IMAGINE WHAT???? ME CLAWING YOUR ZTUPID PERFECT FACE OFF???? CAUZE I'LL DO JT

[lukaalnst-official]

Alright kid, go to your mom

[alienstagehateaccount]

I'm running away. Zcrew you all.

[minjun-alnst]

Runnin from your problems. Real mature, kiddo.

[alienstagehateaccount]

IT'Z ALL I CAN DO NOW ZO FUCK YOU TOO

[minjun-alnst]

You’re funny. That ain’t all ya can do, it’s all ya know HOW to do.

Now quit runnin from your damn problems like an idiot or they’ll bite ya in the ass.

[alienstagehateaccount]

Zo what??? It doezn't matter right now. I can't get off thiz ztupid planet becauze I don't have my pazzport zo I can't run from my problems. Nobody carez about me. Gyri'z too locked up in that ztupid little world of herz and mom iz conztantly at work. Who carez if they bite me in the azz later? That'z a later problem. Not a me problem.

[minjun-alnst]

Listen here, ya lil shit. You’re gonna look at this when you’re grown and be so gosh darn embarrassed, believe me.

I don’t know what your family is like or your home life but I know that somebody made ya bitter. Or maybe you just grew up that way.

Either way, not everythin is bad. Yeah, lots of things suck. But you and your sister’ve got a whole life ahead of ya. It’d be a shame to run from it now instead o’ livin it.

[alienstagehateaccount]

I can find a better life elzewhere, away from my family and everything. There'z nothing worth ztaying for. Life went downhill when dad decided to puzh mom to far and that waz it. Mom wouldn't even care if I waz gone, I remind her of dad too much, and Gyri iz--Gyri. I doubt zhe'd care. You don't underztand, nobody doez, and that'z why I have to leave! Becauze I'm juzt like dad and that'z all anyone ever zeez when they look at me!

There. That'z why. You happy? I have to run becauze there'z nothing elze here for me.

[alienstagehateaccount]

Gyro Bronzetail, son of Lief and Scalor, what in the stars have you been doing on this account. Why are you harassing the alien stage contestants. Are you bullying your sister??? We are going to have a serious conversation when you get home, young man.

-@alienstagemomof2

WTF MOM YOU COULD HAVE JUZT TEXTED ME???? WHY DID YOU COME ONTO MY ACCOUNT???? THIZ IZ ZO UNEZCARY I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!!!!! GYRI'Z THE ONE WHO'Z BEEN TALKING TO THOZE WEIRDOZ!!!! NOT ME!!!

[van-alnst]

Looks like some kid is in trouble.

[lukaalnst-official]

Imagine.

[alienstagehateaccount]

???????? IMAGINE WHAT???? ME CLAWING YOUR ZTUPID PERFECT FACE OFF???? CAUZE I'LL DO JT

[lukaalnst-official]

Alright kid, go to your mom

[alienstagehateaccount]

I'm running away. Zcrew you all.

[lukaalnst-official]

Let’s see how far you go, before running back to your mom. I will count for you

[alienstagehateaccount]

Well you're gonna be counting for the rezt of your zad, mizerable life, freak. I'm never going back. Fuck you, fuck my mom, fuck my zizter, and fuck everyone who made me thiz way!!! I'm never going back.

[alienstagehateaccount]

Gyro Bronzetail, son of Lief and Scalor, what in the stars have you been doing on this account. Why are you harassing the alien stage contestants. Are you bullying your sister??? We are going to have a serious conversation when you get home, young man.

-@alienstagemomof2

WTF MOM YOU COULD HAVE JUZT TEXTED ME???? WHY DID YOU COME ONTO MY ACCOUNT???? THIZ IZ ZO UNEZCARY I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!!!!! GYRI'Z THE ONE WHO'Z BEEN TALKING TO THOZE WEIRDOZ!!!! NOT ME!!!

[van-alnst]

Looks like some kid is in trouble.

[lukaalnst-official]

Imagine.

[alienstagehateaccount]

???????? IMAGINE WHAT???? ME CLAWING YOUR ZTUPID PERFECT FACE OFF???? CAUZE I'LL DO JT

[lukaalnst-official]

Alright kid, go to your mom

[alienstagehateaccount]

I'm running away. Zcrew you all.

[minjun-alnst]

Runnin from your problems. Real mature, kiddo.

[alienstagehateaccount]

IT'Z ALL I CAN DO NOW ZO FUCK YOU TOO

[eun-alnst-dotcom]

this is sad to look at..

[alienstagehateaccount]

YOU'RE SAD TO LOOK AT IT BLUEBERRY

[alienstagehateaccount]

Gyro Bronzetail, son of Lief and Scalor, what in the stars have you been doing on this account. Why are you harassing the alien stage contestants. Are you bullying your sister??? We are going to have a serious conversation when you get home, young man.

-@alienstagemomof2

WTF MOM YOU COULD HAVE JUZT TEXTED ME???? WHY DID YOU COME ONTO MY ACCOUNT???? THIZ IZ ZO UNEZCARY I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!!!!! GYRI'Z THE ONE WHO'Z BEEN TALKING TO THOZE WEIRDOZ!!!! NOT ME!!!

[van-alnst]

Looks like some kid is in trouble.

[lukaalnst-official]

Imagine.

[alienstagehateaccount]

???????? IMAGINE WHAT???? ME CLAWING YOUR ZTUPID PERFECT FACE OFF???? CAUZE I'LL DO JT

[lukaalnst-official]

Alright kid, go to your mom

[alienstagehateaccount]

I'm running away. Zcrew you all.

[minjun-alnst]

Runnin from your problems. Real mature, kiddo.

[alienstagehateaccount]

IT'Z ALL I CAN DO NOW ZO FUCK YOU TOO

[minjun-alnst]

You’re funny. That ain’t all ya can do, it’s all ya know HOW to do.

Now quit runnin from your damn problems like an idiot or they’ll bite ya in the ass.

[alienstagehateaccount]

Zo what??? It doezn't matter right now. I can't get off thiz ztupid planet becauze I don't have my pazzport zo I can't run from my problems. Nobody carez about me. Gyri'z too locked up in that ztupid little world of herz and mom iz conztantly at work. Who carez if they bite me in the azz later? That'z a later problem. Not a me problem.