but where's the funk?

BEN BRUCE motivational but in a horny way @ almondmilker (roleplay)

[coolxatu]

>at the graveyard

>rotten hand thrusts out of the dirt

me: *holds it*

[tear-dropp-deactivated20241031]

the more i annoy u the more i luv u

[ronpalsy-deactivated20120421]

[reaches down to touch football] Its still warm. Theres been sports here recently.

[notlindsay]

alright so who wants to fall in love with me

[notlindsay]

this is unbelievable I have to do everything myself

[alienworship]

Looking to set up some fun juicy plots for Ben, lmk if you’re interested. 

[icedcoffeeandmurder]

i’m sorry but if i don’t disappear mysteriously, causing an odd group of people who knew me to get together to solve my disappearance, all the while they find out they all knew wildly different versions of me and didn’t really know me at all, then what has this all been for?

[alienworship]

thank you for the cursed image :)

Any time ☺️

[berry-bub]

[alienworship]

I’m Ben, almond milking expert (shut up Spencer), mediocre guitar player, level 3 dad. That last one means you know I’m great at hide and seek and I can throw a temper tantrum like no other.

My mission in life is to annoy everyone I know as much as possible and I don’t wanna brag but... I’m quite successful. When asked for their honest opinion on whether friendship with me is a good idea, 100% of people surveyed strongly advised against it.

@ almondmilker on gh

[alienworship]

Should I post an intro, yes or yes?

[1st-1]

[alienworship]

Hey hi hey

[snopdaddy]

Hello Friends and Foes, welcome to the Danny Worsnop show. I like to sing for that band Asking alexandria when their lead singer is out, and create my own Danny worsnop albums on the side. My favorite thing to do is drink coffee, eat steak and write songs about random shit. I pretend to be a tough ass britishi guy when really my hearts soft and bigger than the grinches. 

come talk to me:[email protected]