Confused Corn

im bi so guess which part of chicago popcorn i like best thats right both. i also like art, musicals, and books (17, she/her)

[johnnythehorse]

[reysplendent]

Hi, I’m Julia Morris.

[wolg-fang]

Me introducing myself

[mitski-miyawakis]

I actually might’ve just fallen in love with her nsidjdj

[shaolinbynature]

I want complete backstory for every single alias she gave

[wearethewitches]

reblog if ur a cryptid gen z-millennial like me (born between 1994-2003)

[spellcore]

ah yes they call me “No Queue” Jones because I post everything I reblog at once with no breaks in between and then vanish into the night for extended periods of inactivity

[thesoundofmusic1965-deactivated]

[setheverman]

hey guys i have taken over the official swedish twitter account @sweden for the week which means i am now legally the king and also prime minister of sweden (go there and interact with my tweets please i am begging you)

[setheverman]

[setheverman]

[piratedykes]

Grantaire: this salad is the exact opposite of me

Bossuet: what, you mean it’s healthy?

Grantaire: ahahahaha

Bossuet: ahahahaha

Grantaire: no I mean it’s dressed

Bossuet, looking at a naked grantaire: yeah I’ve been meaning to ask you about that

[randomcanbian]

Jameela Jamil photographed by John Tsiavis for Vera Magazine

[stimman3000]

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[babyanimalgifs]

this video always cheers me up

[grimkiipp-deactivated20210710]

@etherealpoison

[medusabraids]

[inceloid-deactivated20210822]

so apparently frida khalo’s husband justified cheating on her by saying “monogamy is bourgeois”

in other words leftist men haven’t changed at all

[theradicalresistance]

I love that you don’t even dignify him with a name.

[nicolecoenen-deactivated2016091]

Women Self Defense in 1947

[littlekiwi37-archive]

I’m not sure what’s the best part of this video: the fact that she’s in heels, the fact that she does the whole thing looking like she don’t give a fuck, that chick in the back just exercising and enjoying the show, or the fact that both men and women are observing this and the girls are laughing and the guys look concerned/pensive as fuck as they watch all their tactics get shut down like nothing is even happening.

[marauders4evr]

I’m...I’m sorry, I just this minute realized that there are people out there who have no idea that Heinz Doofenshmirtz is the best fictional father out there. You guys don’t mind if I bombard your entire dashboard with proof right? Excellent.

BONUS: Doofenshmirtz around children he literally just met who wrecked his ‘inator’.

Literally I could go on and on with examples but my computer’s starting to crash from the amount of images.

The point is that Heinz Doofenshmirtz is the greatest fictional father out there and anyone who says otherwise was hit by a Lie-inator.

[mulandaily]

— requested by manbunjon

[sweaterkittensahoy]

This is a fucking stunning use of lyrics and images. I gasped the first time I saw it.

[chandelyer-deactivated20241003]

POEM “Tale of the Luminaries” a/w 2018-2019 collection

[binary-bird]

i’ve missed drawing scribbly hamlet.