Intro Post
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I’m Mauser. Well, actually Mauser was a German firearms manufacturer. I just call myself Mauser on the interwebs for fun. I may or may not be a crack shot in real life.
Stuff I Like
Writing
Talking about writing
Morally ambiguous characters
A E S T H E T I C fictional violence
Synthwave, Vaporwave and, you know, actual 80′s music
Surreal old science fiction and fantasy stories
Overly-ambitious vintage animation
Suspect creaking noises in the middle of moonlit nights
Random facts
Making stuff
Doing weird things for the sake of doing them
Refuge in absurdity, because isn’t the world plenty absurd?
Not much of a surprise I decided to smoosh on Borderlands, which is probably what most of you know me for. ETA: wait, actually I’m also in another fandom that goes ‘BL’ and that’s Blue Lock. Why? /gestures at Ness’s buttcheeks
The resin rabbit creature is a Pipsqueak by Amanda Louise Spayd. I don’t know which batch she’s from. I’ve never seen another one quite that color. And well, I think that about sums up the situation.
Though, I did have somebody tell me once, “You’re not so much a woman as you are a sitcom.”
Welcome to the show. My asks are open (I think)!














