Goodboy Bindle Featherstone

Angel | Brasilian | Sometimes a writer. PinkGold on ao3 ☕Ko-fi

[slunch]

[ivipl1]

i love when women have a deeper or raspier voice. its very charming

[chatot4444]

Listen, little brother, it's critical to the storyline that you get kicked in the balls. No, I'm not mad at you, it's just core to my artistic vision that you get kicked really hard in the balls

[kyotoprotocols]

[duelistmybeloved]

nya nya nya meow meow meow meow

[dutchster]

one of my favorite hobbies is not being a parent

[depsidase]

[pankendev]

there are places in the world today that are experiencing 40°C for the first time in recorded history. of course there's no way to know whether chucking billionaires into volcanos will appease the sun god but i feel we're doing the scientific method a disservice if we don't at least try

[eroscestlavie]

I need to stop replying to “how do you make friends in your 30s?” threads because all my answers boil down to “you have to want to know people instead of have friends” and I don’t think people wanna hear that

[redstonedust]

well, no, i didn’t expect leopards to eat my face, but this obviously wasn’t what the leopards eating people's face party wanted. they were stifled by their opposition and bureaucratic red tape! i think we should give more power to the leopard eating face party, so the leopards only eat the faces of people who deserve it. plus they just put a new leopard in charge of the face eating, and i think this one really brings something new to the table. so yes i'm voting for the leopards eating people's face party again. why wouldn't i.

[segamascott]

[dogpuppy]

[sixft]

wikipedia is good

[window-panel]

[kilgaaarra]

[crtter]

”How come you’ve never seen the Amazon rainforest if you’re from Brazil?” big country

[crtter]

Here, this should make it clearer:

[crtter]

Wait, hold on, I can illustrate it in a funnier way

[crtter]

There’s around one and a half Frances between me and the Amazon rainforest.

[crtter]

I had no idea “coach” could also mean “bus” until like, a second ago and I stared at your reply in disbelief for a good minute because I thought you were telling me to do the trip in a horse-drawn carriage. I was like “Coach?! Like Cinderella?! Where would I even get- that HAS to be slower than a car!”

[byjove]

resteraunts will call themselves gastropubs and eateries so they don’t have to spell restarunt

[dapperdonuts]

[byjove]

[vintricles]

free my girl she did all that and that’s what makes her such a compellingly complex character. that’s her essence

[vintricles]